Annawan High School - Tom Tom Echoes Yearbook (Annawan, IL)

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JOKES Miss Musick: 'LTommy, why is your theme on milk only a half a page long when I asked for two pages? Tommy: I wrote about condensed milkf' Mr. Ehrig: XVhy were you late to class? Uppy: Because the class began before I got heref, Mr. Rainey: This steak tastes queer. Mrs. Rainey: 'LI can't understand it, I did burn it a little but I rubbed vaseline on it right away. Mr. Hamm: Did you hear about the fisherman that killed his wife? Miss Anthony: No. VVhat about him? Mr. Hamm: He killed her just for the 'I-Ialibut'f' jerry: That must be jasmine lipstick you have on, Helen. Helen D. D.: L'VVrong, jerry, kiss again. john G.: Hey, Louie, just look at these splinters in my hand. Louie T.: 'WVell, I told you to stop scratching your head. Lois: g'Do you believe in love at first sight. h Avis: It just depends on who is in sight. D77 Any big men ever born in this town? asked the stranger. Nope, answered Gene V., just little babies. Shirley Shaw: Marilyn, how did you get such red hair? Marilyn DeMink: I washed it, and it' got rusty before it dried. Mr. Ehrig: VVhat is a circle? Les Nelson: A bow-legged squarefl Frank Seyller: Have you an opening for a bright, energetic high school gradu- D7! uate. Employer: Yes, and don't slam it on Vour way outf, Barbara Moon: I wish God had made me a man. Bob Nowers: He did, and I'm him. Mr. Vitto: Anyone here know any- thing about music? Louis, john and Vernon: Yes, Mr. Vitro. Mr. Vitto: Then go move the piano to the stage. Donna Price went out to the farm to get a chicken the other day, and this con- versation took place: Donna: I want a chickenf, Farmer: UDO you want a pullet? Donna: No, I'll carry it. Charlotte Greenwood: VVhat would you do if you saw a man chasing you? Rita Croegaert: Stand still, of course. Dad: VV hat does this sixty mean on your report card? John Hermie: I think that was the temperature of the room. Suggested Books for Library How to be clever: Bud Brown. How to get to school on time: Dolores Ufheil. How to write notes: Rose Wfancket. How to chew gum: Gene Vandersnick. How to wave your own hair: Shirley Fronk. Silence is golden: Alvina Eilers. Love 'em, leave 'emz Greta Gail Peart. How to get thin: Norma Bollengier. Miss Wfalters: jack, what does HNO2 signify? jack: VVhy, I've got it right on the end of my tongue. Miss VValters: VV ell, you'd better spit it out, it's nitric acid.