Anna High School - Rocketeer Yearbook (Anna, OH)

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ff Now we swltch to Parls where the world renowned couturler Jaques Fath Farley has just unvelled hls long awalted O llne The famous fashlon edltor of Vague Loretta Bell says the O llne looks dlvlne on the most beautlful model of them all Lovely Lola Helntz Also from the fashlon world IS the llst of the world s flve best dressed women Leadlng the hst IS the RUSSIHH ballerlna Eager Goozenko formerly Mary Phllllps She IS the tutu type that every woman envles Second IS the author of The Sea and Me Mlss Koverman a member of the smart set She IS often escorted by that man about town the playboy B111 Van Horn Next on the llst IS Sarah Allen the wlllowy debutante To keep her sllm fig ure Sarah dlnes on beet Julce and pumpkln ple four tlmes a week Fourth IS Elolse Barhorst whose romance wlth Maharajah Raml ruler of the Black Hole of Calcutta has the natlon agog Last but not least IS Carole Harman the Grand Dame of the Met who captured the Judges fancy as Brunnhll d She looks so charmlng IH her shleld and bull s horn hat Selected short subjects MlCkey Ordean has been selected as Sweet heart of Dlgma Igloo by the fraternlty brothers of Alaska AKLM at Nome Pat Boyer has recently been selected head cheerleader of the Unlted Natlons Pat now has her very own megaphone carrler Sun Yat Sen The sportswrlt ers of the Pollce Gazette have selected Dale Schaffer the Athlete of the Hour Dale swam the Paclflc Ocean ln exactly one hour whlch IS pretty good conslderlng that he lost hls watch under the Golden Gate Brldge arld had to hlre the famous pearl dlver Dons Melrlng to retrleve lt for hlm He also made a stop over ln Honolulu to have h1S halr done ln Madame Shlrley Chrlstman s Salon Good groomlng IS always worth whlle says Dale Now a report from our weather glrl Llnda Shle There IS a cold front movlng up and a warm front movmg down I don t know what wlll happen If anyone fpreferably tall dark and handsomel can help me please call Plne tree 258438 any nlght after 6 00 We now present the first pubhc rendltlon of the Groundhog Day Sere nade by the song wrltlng team of MOHHIH 8: Huecker Tom Schllllng prexy of the MUSICIHHS Unlon wlll conduct And so we brlng to a close tlus report of the day s events Tlus program must leave the alr to make way for the next 6XCltlI1g eplsode of Portls Faces Back Stage Wlfe So long untll tomorrow' I ZIMPHER ELECTRIC CO Sldney Ohlo FOGT FUEL 8: SUPPLY Sldney Oluo W N 5 1 ks Y . . . . H ,, . . , . ' sc n ' ' ' 1 a , . . . . , . - v if YY ' ' 1 1 ' 4 . . , . 4? . . . ' . 1 ' ' , . . . . . H 9 n ,, . . v - n ' 5 IG ' , - an ' ' - 9 6. . X ' - as X ' n - I --n , 1 ' , . 1 ' as 4 3 ,, . . . . . 5 - , s NQ- - Q ! 9 - it V 1 1 v a 1 l - -5: 1 - 1 sc ' ' ' vs .J- . , . X . . . H . , . . , . , , . . , . , X l x x ' - . as - l , . . . , . . . . . H . ' as Ny! , , .6 I F575 1 ., , - 1 r

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Q 9 SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY 4 1 Good evenlng ladles and gentlemen Thls IS H V Schmaltzankom br1ng1ng you tomght s news from the four corners of th1s square old world F1rst from Oak Brldge Tennessee comes word that those two brllhant atomlc sclentlsts Am a Stottlemyer and Nelson Watklns have dlscovered af ter mtense research a vsay to use sunbeams for turnlng merry go rounds Nelson a chemlst from way back IS also a well known manufacturer of per fume whlch he obtams by pourlng glnger ale over used t1res and heatmg m a 350 degree oven In Spam yesterday an lmportant event for bald men has occurred Larry Fogt the Barber of Sevllle has invented a halr restorer that IS absolutely guaranteed to grow ha1r even on a grape frult Anyone wantlng to buy a bearded grapefrult please notlfy Larry Also from Spam IS the news that Harold Leady has been promoted to a Rear Admlral and has assumed command of the battle shlp Merrlmac In a recent sk1rm1sh the Merrlmac was rammed by the raft Kon T1k1 on whlch Carl Bornhorst and Don Egbert are crulslng around the world 1n search of pleasure Now a word from our sponsor for all you glrls who would lxke more al lurlng eyes Mary Chrlstman s eyelash permanent w1l1 glve your eyes new glamour It comes 1n three styles for dlfferent type lashes strlngy stralght and klnky Judy Sharp dlrector of the Sharp Chlc Beauty School recom mends th1s product to all her puplls Try It today Now we go to Washlngton D C where the 1960 electlon speeches are go 1ng on The Whlg candldate for Presldent J1m Watercutter has challenged John Dlehm that sllver tongued orator of the Progresslve Mugwumps to a mud sllnglng contest The thlrd candldate for the Whlte House IS Mary Bornhorst on the Man Hater ticket Yes ladies and gentlemen th1s looks l1ke an lnterestlng race Snapshots of Hollywood collected at random The lntrlgulng ex spy De loros Harl Karl Tlmeus has glven her consent for the story of her adven tures to be put on f1lm The f1lm w1ll be entltled I Was a Soc1a11st for P T A At the Pantages Theatre last nlght Oscars were presented to Lana Lelghton for her role 1n From Here To There and to Thomas Gr1ll1ot as best supportlng actor ln The John Deere Story In the sports news IS the world s heayywelght champlonshlp flght sched uled tonxght at M3dlSOD Square Garden between the present champ Ronny Klopfenstem and the promlsxng ex shoe salesman Schlff ty Max Vance May the better man wm From the buslness world comes the report that Arlene Braun has h1t an all tlme ty p1ng record of 400 w p m Arlene s typlng teacher Barbara Llllard thmks that Arlene w1ll soon get 000 w p m and then she can get a Jobl' P1 ff A .f 4 :lj 55 - if f 1 ,Z . . QQ? . ,-'X Q V 1 1 ,' C' , QL- cz?-ff? , . . . Rt . . . , . s 1 1 s I 2 ' l 7 . - - , . 1 5 ' 9 . la - as ' ' ' 7 7 , . , . ' . , . a 1 . . , . . . . , , ' s 1 ' . . . l - a s o l ' , '. ' 7 7 1 . D . . . - - - 9 SK ' '37 ' ' - , - . . . . U . . n , .- 73 ' SC YY . . 9 ' ' it 77 ' ' ' ' KG 59 f V . , Y . . . . - 1 a - , - D . V . . . - , . - . r . . . , . . ,. .

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SENIOR CLASS WILL I Madonna Huecker wlll my sour d1spos1t1on to Danny Counts ln the hope that he can overcome It I Don Egbert bequeath my hablt of bemg a llttle devxl to Dave Egbert I Shlrlex Chrlstman vull my dark complexlon to Carol Wrigley I John Dlehm bequeath mv ab1l1ty to sleep IH school to B111 Harsh barger I Patty Bover vull to Hazel Wr1gley my ab1l1ty to not wear my glasses but st1ll not mlss a thmg I Deloros Tlmeus mll mx dark halr and athletlc ab1l1ty to Danny Fogt I Carole Harman wull my ab1l1ty to understand completely all phxs1cs problems to Jxm Bertsch and NIBFJOFIC Barhorst I B111 Nan Horn mll to Larry Flnkenblne my ab1l1ty to graduate I Mars Bornhorst ulll my ab1l1ty to get up five mmutes before the bus goes and stlll catch It to Loxs Koverman because I know she IS lazx too ab1l1t1es I Dale Schaffer wxll to Bobble Blllmg my flat top I Sarah Allen wslll to Betty Lou Alles and Allce GOIHS ms 3bllltX to talk IH study hall and get by wxth lt I Frances Lexghton xull to Sara Fogt my ab1l1ty to see over people s heads at basketball games To Sandy Ellls I Lola Hemtz bequeath my ab1l1ty to keep my class rmg dur1ng ms Semor year I Martha Koverman vull my SIZE 5 shoes to Kenny Schm1dt 1n hopes that they wlll be more g comfortable than h1s SIZE 12 s To Mary Lame Fmkenbme I Tom Schllhng mll my sousaphone I Ronald Klopfenstexn w1ll to Richard Har man mx ab1l1ty to stay out late wlthout bemg caught Kb x , A ' . . . . 9 Y 7 . I . , I . U .. ' . 7 Y V. J . . . . t To Paul Young, I, Mary Phillips will my terpsichorean 1 s ' - Y XS J . . . Xxx . . , ' X A . . . y . . , X P ,. V ' --' I Q K . . . - f , Y . . v V l . .