Andrews School - Andrean Yearbook (Willoughby, OH)

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DRAKE 1nd PAULINE RANAILO ga11y draplng mater1al We h1lted dnrectly 1n front of them but dldnt catch therr 1ttent1on untxl we jomed rn the merrrment Presently they recognized us and greeted LIS IS old frlends As we stood there a streak of yellow lxght flashed past When Vonnle and I remarked at thxs strange phenomenon Lav1da explamed th1t that was EVA MAE MORLAN the effxcxency expert who worked IH close concurrence vnth IDA SEBILLE 'md PATTY SEES heads of alter1t1ons Comnng out we bumped 1nto the Fonover Model Choo Choo BRAINARD 1960 from top to toe Overjoyed by the reunxon we fell upon each others necks 1nd If length dlscussed our gener1l welf1re om1tt1ng the poultry bus1ness 1nd Choo Choos fame We f1n1llv p1rted 1nd lf w1s then 15 we xnlked up Fnfth Avenue th1t we notnced 1 shop mth Renees on the front It w1s 1 be1uty s1lon 1nd smce we were most obvlously l1ck1ng rn wh1t 1t offered so generously we walked IH The faultlessly dressed wom1n before us was MILLIE HAUC1-I who seemed g11d to see us 1nd not vrslbly shocked 1t o11r d1ss1p1ted condltlon In answer to our query concern1ng the Oflglfldl d1spl1y 1n the wlndow she told us th1t ELLEN STEIGFR w1s freelmclng 1p1rt from her regul1r d11t1es 1t Iord 1nd TlylOfS Mlllle then set us down 1mongst 1 bexy of profess1on1l b61LlEl6S who beg1n reconstructlon 11 ho h1d recently left Helen1 Rubrnstexns 1JCC lLlSC rumor h 1d xt she found the worklng condxtlons better at Renees KNOW we 1re open to hbelp We exch lnged hellos vuth SALLY DUREY 1nd PAT TODT who recently took over the Fubary Success Course We ne 1tly dodged MARY ALICE ROWAN he1d of the reducmg 1nd d1et dep1rtment 1nd u1ltzed out feellng lxke the s1me people vsho had ws rltzed rn Before we left Mxllle told us to be sure to stop IH to see BEA MARA who w1s 1lso m bus1ness for herself It seems she h1d st1rted 1 rest1ut1nt c1l1ed the S1voy over on 47d Street The S1voy turned out to be 1 very nrce p11ce Be1 sms on 1nt1m1te terms w1th 111 the select cl1en ele 1nd we were surprlsed as usual when she told us we were rubbxng elbows w1th Ralph Rockefeller and h1s charmlng redhe1ded wlfe We stopped rubbmg elbows long enough to nonce that the lovely Tntlan was our own PAT FOLK Also 1mong the celebrated guests were Flo Fxgfleld 1nd the Glamorous st1r of hls current Bro1dway hxt BOBBY ANDREWS She w1ved g111y 1nd we smlled env1ously At a table not f1r from ours we not1ced an 1r1te walter glowermg at someth1ng under the table Two Grelt Danes 1nd thexr owner the fmest vet rn New York glowered back We decxded th1t DIAN MOELLER could defend herself 1nd let the matter drop Bea told us the floor show w1s about to begm We strcuned forward 1n our se1ts as the fxrst of the performers m1de her appearfmce Expectmg to see the conventnon 11 d1nc1ng group we were quite overwhelmed to see DORIS SIMMONS 1nd the Sllver Spokes Yes1ree' Dons certzunly has rocketed her way to fame 111 the w1y from Mentor on the L1ke on roller skates 'Ihe second act was 1 novelty Be1 1nformed us Trylng to th1nk of what could be as novel as the frrst we werent too surpr1sed to see Amerlcas Sxngxng Shoe Shme grrl SHURA TROFIMOV Shura brought b1ck nostalgnc memorles wlth l1er rendntlons of old favorites such IS Raqgmopp and Satzzrtlaj Nzgbt Fzrb Fry Before we left Bea took us on 1 tour through the kntchen As we became lmmersed IH wuters LIHTPCS 1nd dangerous cutlery we c1me upon 1 f1m1111r f1ce le1nmg over 1 ste 1m mg c1uldron Although the chefs h1t conce1led most of wh1t we knew we recognlzed JOAN THOMAS 1nd pr11sed her highly for the fme food We f1n11ly took our le1ve and beg 1n to walk buck to the p1rk1ng lot where we h 1d left the tr11ck 1nd chlckens e1rly th1t mornxng Weary 1nd footsore we found lf g1se the chlckens 1 re1ssur1ng p1t under the c1nv1s and bumped softly out of the sleeplng clty RClCh1Hg the outskxrts of another clty the next even1ng we not1ced 1 crowd g1thered 1round 11 telephone pole Relsonmg th lf mobs just don t collect 1round poles vvrthout some outsrde force we mvestx gtted S1tt1ng on the very top vxewmg the crowd shouted up to her askxng her what the b1g 1de1 was She shouted b1ck that her lrfe long amb1t1on was to go to Sw1tzerl1nd 1nd cllmb the mountalns Sud denly re1l1z1ng that shed never get to Sw1tzerland she h1t 11pon 1 plan by vxh1ch she co111d clxmb the mountfuns 1nyw1y When you shut your eyes you get the same effect reallv XYIILII that we chmbed 1nto the tr11ck 1nd drove off unto the sunset One hot 1fternoon we stopped off to refuel the truck If 1 college town rn Iown Iodestone fwe c1me upon th1s mme m 1 r1re 1nsp1r1t1on 11 moment? One of the loc 11 mh1b1t1nts suggested th1t we should tour Fasser College for Women We took the Sllg gestnon 1nd 1n a few moments found ourselves walk mg 1cross the lovely clmpus green The austere academrc sxlence was pnerced by sever1l bloody curdles We caught 1 famllxar Weve got the team' We ve got the yell The rest was 1nd1st1nct but the figures IH the foreground were not SYLVIA PASQLE CHARLOTTE STUBBS and NANCEE WRIGHT cut through the 11r rn a flash of whlte and gold These three college cheer le1ders told us of BEV HARDY who finally declded 1ga1nst Bowl mg Blue ln favor of Waldln B1ll1ce lfor obvrous FCISOUSJ Another colleglate cousm JO LIMBIRD was maklng qu1te 1 hut rn Case School of Apphed Sclence 1What dld she apply for7J As Char and Sylvxa took us through therr ovsn great xnstrtute of learnmg we were hushed by the ostentatxous splendor the dlgnlfned beauty the lmpressxve well the manual went on but we wont We stopped at 1 door that sms slightly ayar 1 1 ' 1 1 , ' ' . 1 , E' S K S - 1 S . 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PROPHECY Th1s was a parncularly bad road The dust settled on the open slde of the truck the fhes were endless 1n number and countless nn pursuxt Sometrmes we Vonnle and I had vague 1Tl1SQ,lVlHgS about th1s tr1p At f1rst we were overloyed at the prospect of travehng through the U S at no obvtous expense except that of a ch1cken truck whrch we purchased at the prrce of 1 song It came to us on th1s partxcularlv hot d ay on th1s particularly bad road the humrd a1r pxerced w1th muffled squawks from the back of the truck that we had overlooked somethmg somewhere It wasn t the rapld vlbratlon of the truck over the unpaved hrghway we chose to travel It wasnt our partlcular form or lxvehhood selhng eggs from door to door It wasnt even we dtscovered our httle feathered charges tn the back It was yust those darn flles The precedrng paragraph would be of no conse quent mterest to anvone nf lf were not for the serxes of events whlch took place this summer of 1960 We stopped one day IU August 10 4 small town tn Ohlo ITOPIHE that we and our wares would be well recexved Our fxrst stop was a neat lookrng w hrte house near the edge of town We got safely through the front glte wnthout any assault from the loctl constable FRAN RONCAI LI md knocked at the neat whnte door We were met by a barrage of small freckled faces and behmd them complete rn apron and yust as many freckles was none other than SHIRLEY HOPTON We were so surprrsed and pleased that 1n a moment of reckless comrade shlp we offered her three of our best pullets and a whole basket of eggs Shlrley was a graclous hostess xntroduced us to the three l1ttle rephcas and then we were off to parts unknown Suddenlv r1r1ng of the country we veered off our course and headed steadrly 1f not gracefully toward the clty There we mapped out a campa1gn to cover the hrghhghts that xs famous landmarks and places of h1stor1cal 1nterest Frrst we stopped at the famous Falamor Ltboratory whose gllldlflg hght has been for the past few years the emment sc1ent1st PAT BERRY Amazed to see old frxends nn among the whlte m1ce we notlced her able asslstant MARGIE HARKNESS who had an able assrstant BARBARA HARTMANN who had an Yes and then theres SHIRLEY GOWER who IS chnef cook and bottle washer th xt ns next to BETTY PROKOP who has no equal rn the field of pots and pans leaving the Falamor laboratory we found a nearby parkrng lot ln whlch to leave the truck We saw the two attendants swagger toward us so we swaggered a httle m return The swagger ended on the part of both part1es when recogmtron set 1n ANDREA WHITE md MARIORIE STRUNK stared at us nn drsmay as we advanced When we had exchanged sob stor1es Vonnle and I learned that the Wall Street crash m 57 had not caused them to follow the1r strrcken assoclates most of whom barled out of fue story wrndows ln grett numbers They most naturally grautated tow ard the next best profess1on keeper of the parklng lot Llfe IS no bowl of cherr1es we told them snatchlng at some condolence Ah but Maryorre was not to be consoled for we heard her say that she and Andy really l1ke thrs type of work Wie mumbled someth1ng about nusconstrued aptrtude tests and ambled off Our f1rst stop we declded would be Farnegle Hall We met PAT FORBES comxng down the steps of the famous burldmg In her wake were Gene and Patty She told us that thev had Just left Gene senror who was busy m1k1ng engagements for h1s orchestra Thats wonderful we sa1d Who s at Farnegxe Hall at present? Why Vaughn Monroe and the Moonmard IEANIETTE CAMPANARO of course Before leavrng Farnegle Hall we ventured down to the subterranean lexel of the bulldxng and met MARY A MLNERNEY sxftmg chnkers wrth an mtense fervor so common to her profession left dxzzv by the steady barrage of celebrltnes we found MARY ELLEN BASANISI sure enough cert Afrard to meet any more of our supermor col leagues under one roof we declded to move on to the Flgley Butldnng home of an odd assortment of promment cmzens It was rn thls odd lssortment that we found COLLINS KETTERING and WATSON decorators for hxre In search of a httle food for thought we stopped ln on the fourth floor to pay Cameron Beck a x1s1t We were astonrshed to ee our old classmate BEV GREENSLADE IU the role of charm mg secretarv and trusted counsellor In the press room tthns 1S a bunldmg bunlt for many purposesj swathed rn stenotype tape and bathed 1n prrntlng mk was SHIRLEY FRYE strug glmg through the Sunday supplement and due for a busmans hohday In another part of thxs room where the hfe blood of the paper pulsed we found LOLITA SMITH BETTY BOWKER and JEANNE GRANTHAM edntors at large working feverrshly on thelr respec trve by lmes Surveying all wrth a yaundnced eye was JUDY PITZER City Edltor and Champron of the Common Man We left the Flgley Burldmg wrth few regrets knowmg that we were well represented 1n every fleld of endeaxor As the day wore on we became more and more sensrtne to the snobbrsh remarks of the town1es about our blue jeans and tennls shoes and so decxded to outfxt ourselxes 1n one of the swank speclalty shops hnrng Ftfth Avenue Sauntermg lnto the most pretentlous of these establrshments we saw LAVADA 4 4 ' 4 4 4 . . 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Sylvna explamed that the Internatronal Councxl on World Affarrs was IH conference and we were just 1n txme to hear the Chalrman CAROLX N BERNIER eytplaln the U S polxcy 1n Mexrco BONNIE BACK was on the defense lnsrstmg that Mexrco was over run by Fasclsts Communrsts and a strugglrng group of peons SALLY MCCORMICK general solrcrtor was promotrng world peace through the League of Natlons ldlsregarded after the Flrst World Warj JAYNE BARTEL was runnlng amok wrth w1ld suggestrons for 1 socrety of 1ndependent socralxsts Out of thls chaos PAT BRAUMILLER as expert Interpreter wnth nothrng to mterpret held the meet mg to nts orrgmal purpose whrch was and everyone was quxck to agree Internatronal Agreement We left the college town rn 1 hurry and headed south Two flat tures one dead chlcken and about a week later we pulled lnto 1 town 1n Arrzona We had no busrness there Cno busrness anywhere for that matterj but on the edge of th1s town Sunflower Safari I belreve we were attracted by another large crowd of people As we grngerly stopped the truck and got out we notrced a strange bullet shaped yessel perched on a large boulder We drew nearer and percerved a small person crouching beneath the P P goggles back on a shrnmg forehead we recogn1zed her pos1t1on rn the sltuatron rmmedlately Professor Coreys two assrstants JUNF LANUM and JOYCE CREELEY hovered over the Strato Plane wrth an arr of authorrty whrle the Professor herself cl1mbed rnto the cockprt to adyust the controls After a ser1es of werrd gestures on the part of the Professor and her assrstants we were thrown upon our backs by a norsy blast and Marleah shot off Upon our ques tronlng the assrstants seemed yague as to where she shot off to so we left them nn therr long whrte coats to ponder the sxtuatron We changed our course slxghtly after runrung mto Death Valley and trlveled northward through more and more country and less md less crty We were ready to swap one Ford truck and 40 odd chrckens for a glrmpse of cnrlrzatron when we got xt ust around a turn rn the road we saw the tradrtlonal red school house wlth all the tradmonal trxmmrngs We calculated fcorrectly tool that th1s must be the center of someones cxvnlxzatron We had embarked upon every other adventure wnth gusto so we felt no qualms at entermg thls school building We seemed to be at a gathermg of the clan We were sure of If when we saw the PTA slgn over the door On the platform IH front of a group of rapt lrsteners was Mrs A E Schreck CBERYLE JONESJ She was speakmg enthusrastlcally on educatlonal rmproyements for the d1str1ct BUDDY EASTMAN sat ln the front row an honorary member s1nce Brlly was stlll pre school age As the drscusslon grew heated wlth the pros and cons pertammg to unxor and hrs Prlmer we notrced IILSPETI-I BROXWN sl1p rnto her place rn the back row NANCY ROZELLE read the mrnutes of the last meetrng md MARY SOUTHWICK rose to qulet the rndlgnant howls em1tted by a less actrve member of the group Decrd 1ng to have no part rn the gay festnrtres we headed for the door Colleen jones Knee KISTLFRJ remarked to JANELLE ADAMS STEIGER that she wouldn t be a b1t surprlsed lf the two hoodlums lust leaxlng werent mothers at all but probably rmposters We met DORIS RAWLINSON lust outsrde the door and upon our questrons as to why she remamed a bachelor she breathlessly repl1ed that she was strll runmng around buymg weddxng presents for her more fortunate classmates Weary eyed and bleary eyed we drove rnto I got out of the truck to frx some chrckens lxttle wagon when I happened to glance at the gas station attendant lt was AUDREY ZANZIG her Sohro cap set at a rxkrsh angle We clasped grxmy hands all around and PAT SETELL yoxned us ln a mrnute explfunmg that she and Audrey d1dn t get thenr short hand standards ln at the end of thelr Senror year back at the Andrews School for Glrls so rnstead of facrng socrll drsgrace they had trudged out here to Calrfornra to spend the rest of therr days rn medx tatlon and remorse I rem rrked that I couldnt under stand how they could medrtate wrth ole FRAN FARINACCI workrng the gum ball machrne all day long How she got out there rs probably a longer story but we thought she was yust perfect as the charmmg neer do well We got back unto the truck and drove off The end of the day offered a moment for reflectlon We had peered xnto the future but whrmsrcally and had taken qurte a trrp besndes Of course nt wasnt the chrckens rt wasnt the bad road xt wasn t even the hot weather rt was just those darn flnes Vonme and jxmmy L I 7 S 4 , 4 ' 4 . . . . . . , . 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