Andrews High School - Andronian Yearbook (Andrews, IN)

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TO OUR READERS: We are too prone to underestimate that good which we take for granted. That is especially trtte of the service which those hereinafter represented have rendered to us. It is a great service. an indispensable service, as the book which you hold could not have been issued without their help, unless at a prohibitive cost to the buyer. The price you paid will not cover the printing cost alone, much less that of photography and engraving, both of which were large items in the production cost. Theret'ore it behooves us, as patrons and as friends of the Andrews High School to recognize and attempt to repay the service rendered to the publishers of this book. What these men have done was done in the main because of their good will toward us, and not from any idea of material gain. We have but one means of repayment in our hands, and that is patronage. Let us give our friends good measure, heaped and running over. The Business Manager. To Cut' Most Honorable Teachers: Hi-didtlle-didtllo. Miss Ilrown :intl ht-r litltlltx Smztlly jumpt-tI over tht- ltloou, Miss Long Iztttghetl to sw- such sport. While Miss Shinlu-I run :twzty to spoon. Iflecltz What do you think ot' tht- modern girl? Is sht- its good as tho oltletztslt- ioiwtl out-'V l 0Xi l lltlllll lilioxv, Slit' tlttlfl lustt- its gootl, Sophi Going: to pztss in .tlgt-Itrzt this yt-ur? Ifresliit-1 I tlon't know, I nzzueht to. I'rutt: Whitt ltztppt-tivtl to tlmt little Iford you ust-tl to Imve? I Imvvtt't st-vu it in months t'ruII: I lost it, It It-II through :t t'rztt'It in the bridge out- day while I was driv- iu- to tht- interurhttn stattion. ru Fhuhhio tto shot- t-Iorkti I tvztut to buy ll pztir ol' oxtords. t'It-rk: XYhztt size-, miss? t'huhhie: Well. my regulztr size is tours: but they hurt my tevt so I ttsuatlly buy sixt-s. Uno Tttttstlzty morning: iu St-nior I.:tIt. Mr. Pulley tound that he uns out ot' m1ttt'h:'s and st-nt Ilztilt-y to town utter :t box ot' them. Ihtilt-y soon rt-turnetl, hringiu: at new Itiud that Mr, I'uIIt'y hand uovor set-n Iwt'ort'. Xre you sure tIiv5 ro sootl out-s'T he :tslivtl I'ositiveIy, Ihtiloy rt-plit-tl, Iwvuttst- I tritd 'em :tlt ou tht- way IIII. THIS HAPPENED APRIL 13 Youth tto Mr. l+'uIts over tt-It-pltom-ti Say, I txttut ull the rotten yotrve got totlzty. on-ry out- of 't-m. Vatu I ltztvt- tht-m'7 Mr. I4'uIts: Yes. I gut-ss so. WIt1tt's tho llll'1lT Goin: to tho .Iuuior play? Voice: No. I'm Rlygrunt. prt-sith-ut ot' tho .Iuuior vhtss, N' ix! Vt'

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Iluinpz I bought a cur of you several weeks ago and you said that if anything went wrong you'd supply the broken parts. Dealer: Yes. Hump: I'd like to get a nose, a shoulder-blade and a big toe. then. Curly tto clerk at Murruy'sl: llow much do these candy-sticks sell for? Vlerk: Six for a nickel. Curlyi Let's see. Six for a nickel. tive for four cents. four for three. three for two cents, two 1'or one and one for nothing. Giinniie one. SIVIALLY KNOWS EVERYTHING Rusty Ito Sinallyrz What does lwourlvasting: mean? Snially: Telling a set-ret to n woman. my boy. DePoy: Can you write your name with your eyes shut? Pa: Certainly. Del-Ioyz Well then. Shut your eyes and sign my report card. THE CAPITALIST CLASS Shoup: The man I marry must he ahle to put the world at my feet. Wisner: Well, I liave H225 in cush, Will you be satisfied with Russia and Germany for a start? Did you take ti hath this morning? No, is there one missing? Mr. Schnialzrif-fl: Lylith, suppose I were to ask you to aniutudvert upon the lfrencli ot-cupation of the ltuhr valley. What would you do? Lylith: I'd get at dictionary! Aurtin C. tto IIlI'tll'1lI2lAItlll els-rk at hott-ll: information given out here? t'IerkZ It has. SCHOOL MOTTO: Say it with nott-S. Miss Shinkel tto captain of boatl: What is that on that mountain over there Captain? Captain: That's snow, madam. Miss Shinkel: That's what I thought, but zi man tried to tell me it was Greece. Clarence Wisner recently appeared at the window of the State Bank of Andrews. Say, he Said will you please stop payment on a check I wrote yesterday? I acci- dentally burned it. 4 Schmalzriedz I am tempted to give a test. Eddie: Yield not to temptation. Louise: Don't say that! I'l1 blush. Phil: You couldn't see it if you did. Fifty-Nam'

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ANDREWS QQ EXCHANGE When in need of farni machinery of any kind, get our prices before buying. We handle the Moline line of goods and also the Milwaukee. A good line of fencing' inaterial on hand at all tinies. A supph' of feeds of all kinds. Foine and see us. A DREWS EQ ITY E CHANGE QUALITY BRE D Quality huilt our success. lf you're a regular customer, you'll hack us in this statement. Neither cut prices, sensational claims, nor a single trick of the trade accounts for the big' success of YARGEITS BREAD Just out and out quality, there's the story in a nut shell. Bread that is delicious and rich in nourish- ment. Bread that gives you full nioney's worth. HOME BAKERY