Andrews High School - Andronian Yearbook (Andrews, IN)

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Iluinpz I bought a cur of you several weeks ago and you said that if anything went wrong you'd supply the broken parts. Dealer: Yes. Hump: I'd like to get a nose, a shoulder-blade and a big toe. then. Curly tto clerk at Murruy'sl: llow much do these candy-sticks sell for? Vlerk: Six for a nickel. Curlyi Let's see. Six for a nickel. tive for four cents. four for three. three for two cents, two 1'or one and one for nothing. Giinniie one. SIVIALLY KNOWS EVERYTHING Rusty Ito Sinallyrz What does lwourlvasting: mean? Snially: Telling a set-ret to n woman. my boy. DePoy: Can you write your name with your eyes shut? Pa: Certainly. Del-Ioyz Well then. Shut your eyes and sign my report card. THE CAPITALIST CLASS Shoup: The man I marry must he ahle to put the world at my feet. Wisner: Well, I liave H225 in cush, Will you be satisfied with Russia and Germany for a start? Did you take ti hath this morning? No, is there one missing? Mr. Schnialzrif-fl: Lylith, suppose I were to ask you to aniutudvert upon the lfrencli ot-cupation of the ltuhr valley. What would you do? Lylith: I'd get at dictionary! Aurtin C. tto IIlI'tll'1lI2lAItlll els-rk at hott-ll: information given out here? t'IerkZ It has. SCHOOL MOTTO: Say it with nott-S. Miss Shinkel tto captain of boatl: What is that on that mountain over there Captain? Captain: That's snow, madam. Miss Shinkel: That's what I thought, but zi man tried to tell me it was Greece. Clarence Wisner recently appeared at the window of the State Bank of Andrews. Say, he Said will you please stop payment on a check I wrote yesterday? I acci- dentally burned it. 4 Schmalzriedz I am tempted to give a test. Eddie: Yield not to temptation. Louise: Don't say that! I'l1 blush. Phil: You couldn't see it if you did. Fifty-Nam'

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Illygranti What niakf-s you look so borefl? l7eI'oy: I just att- a plankerl steak. HOVV ABOUT SMALLY 'f Nick: I have a hair raising story to tell you. Major: Tell it to some bald-lieatlt-rl nrin, then. Hetl tat zoos: Gee, Mont, that giraffe looks just like pa. ltlania tin horrorl: Now, my boy. aren't you ashamed? Red: Aw, gee, the giraffe ditln't hear in . Scene, Senior English. Room A. Miss Long: I see by these themes that mos' of you girls are expert lisherwonien CAS: Fishing for what? tTHIS HAPPENED IN HUNTINGTONJ R. K. tto escort while they stand near peanut wagont: Bly, how I enjoy the smell of those peanuts! R. H.: So tlo I. Lett: just stand here 3 while anfl get xi IR,-xx wliiffs. Fox tto waiter in quick lunch jointt: Say, waiter. were you ever at the zoo? Waiter: No. sir. Fox: Then youkl better go some time. You'cl enjoy seeing the turtles whi: past you. Ma, saitl Nick. should I say pants or ll'OllrAt'l'S? Trousers, dear. Well, I think I'tl lit,-ttt-r give lfitlo some watt-r, llt- trousers awtullyf' Uratot: I want rt-forni. reforiu. I want labor reform, govertinieiit rt-tortn. I wz'tnt-Voice of Scoop in crowd: t'hlorofortnl Bailey: Ilow come the street lights so pale this morning? t'ani1tliell: Oh. they were out :ill night. Photographer: llave your picture ntatle bust or tull length? llob: Well. when I go on a bust I generally pro tull length. Wire: XX'hat's the nritter with your lip, oltl man? Been in a tight? Put-: No, I trietl to kiss my Sheba last night but she- tlucketl and I hit the door. Pi tlnrn her. St'hn1alZrit'tl: Bill. tl-'tine at cosntopolitan. llill: Well, if you had an :Xlllt'l'lQ'1lll in liontlon with a l l'0llk'l1 wife snioliinf.: a Turkish cigarette. sitting in a Sw--tlish arm chair on at Brussels carpet. reading abou' the Swiss navy in an Irlsh joke-hook: while it Negro porter served lager beer in :t t'ltina cup. on a Japanese tray, why, l tw-lviii he'tl he a eostnopolitan. t'harlt-S llarrt-yi I think we ought to giro our t'otig1'osslnt'ii just twice as much as they get now, Fuzzy: Ilow inut-h tlo thoy get now? Bud: I tl011't know. Filly- lffgltt' 1

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TO OUR READERS: We are too prone to underestimate that good which we take for granted. That is especially trtte of the service which those hereinafter represented have rendered to us. It is a great service. an indispensable service, as the book which you hold could not have been issued without their help, unless at a prohibitive cost to the buyer. The price you paid will not cover the printing cost alone, much less that of photography and engraving, both of which were large items in the production cost. Theret'ore it behooves us, as patrons and as friends of the Andrews High School to recognize and attempt to repay the service rendered to the publishers of this book. What these men have done was done in the main because of their good will toward us, and not from any idea of material gain. We have but one means of repayment in our hands, and that is patronage. Let us give our friends good measure, heaped and running over. The Business Manager. To Cut' Most Honorable Teachers: Hi-didtlle-didtllo. Miss Ilrown :intl ht-r litltlltx Smztlly jumpt-tI over tht- ltloou, Miss Long Iztttghetl to sw- such sport. While Miss Shinlu-I run :twzty to spoon. Iflecltz What do you think ot' tht- modern girl? Is sht- its good as tho oltletztslt- ioiwtl out-'V l 0Xi l lltlllll lilioxv, Slit' tlttlfl lustt- its gootl, Sophi Going: to pztss in .tlgt-Itrzt this yt-ur? Ifresliit-1 I tlon't know, I nzzueht to. I'rutt: Whitt ltztppt-tivtl to tlmt little Iford you ust-tl to Imve? I Imvvtt't st-vu it in months t'ruII: I lost it, It It-II through :t t'rztt'It in the bridge out- day while I was driv- iu- to tht- interurhttn stattion. ru Fhuhhio tto shot- t-Iorkti I tvztut to buy ll pztir ol' oxtords. t'It-rk: XYhztt size-, miss? t'huhhie: Well. my regulztr size is tours: but they hurt my tevt so I ttsuatlly buy sixt-s. Uno Tttttstlzty morning: iu St-nior I.:tIt. Mr. Pulley tound that he uns out ot' m1ttt'h:'s and st-nt Ilztilt-y to town utter :t box ot' them. Ihtilt-y soon rt-turnetl, hringiu: at new Itiud that Mr, I'uIIt'y hand uovor set-n Iwt'ort'. Xre you sure tIiv5 ro sootl out-s'T he :tslivtl I'ositiveIy, Ihtiloy rt-plit-tl, Iwvuttst- I tritd 'em :tlt ou tht- way IIII. THIS HAPPENED APRIL 13 Youth tto Mr. l+'uIts over tt-It-pltom-ti Say, I txttut ull the rotten yotrve got totlzty. on-ry out- of 't-m. Vatu I ltztvt- tht-m'7 Mr. I4'uIts: Yes. I gut-ss so. WIt1tt's tho llll'1lT Goin: to tho .Iuuior play? Voice: No. I'm Rlygrunt. prt-sith-ut ot' tho .Iuuior vhtss, N' ix! Vt'