Andrews High School - Andronian Yearbook (Andrews, IN)

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Illygranti What niakf-s you look so borefl? l7eI'oy: I just att- a plankerl steak. HOVV ABOUT SMALLY 'f Nick: I have a hair raising story to tell you. Major: Tell it to some bald-lieatlt-rl nrin, then. Hetl tat zoos: Gee, Mont, that giraffe looks just like pa. ltlania tin horrorl: Now, my boy. aren't you ashamed? Red: Aw, gee, the giraffe ditln't hear in . Scene, Senior English. Room A. Miss Long: I see by these themes that mos' of you girls are expert lisherwonien CAS: Fishing for what? tTHIS HAPPENED IN HUNTINGTONJ R. K. tto escort while they stand near peanut wagont: Bly, how I enjoy the smell of those peanuts! R. H.: So tlo I. Lett: just stand here 3 while anfl get xi IR,-xx wliiffs. Fox tto waiter in quick lunch jointt: Say, waiter. were you ever at the zoo? Waiter: No. sir. Fox: Then youkl better go some time. You'cl enjoy seeing the turtles whi: past you. Ma, saitl Nick. should I say pants or ll'OllrAt'l'S? Trousers, dear. Well, I think I'tl lit,-ttt-r give lfitlo some watt-r, llt- trousers awtullyf' Uratot: I want rt-forni. reforiu. I want labor reform, govertinieiit rt-tortn. I wz'tnt-Voice of Scoop in crowd: t'hlorofortnl Bailey: Ilow come the street lights so pale this morning? t'ani1tliell: Oh. they were out :ill night. Photographer: llave your picture ntatle bust or tull length? llob: Well. when I go on a bust I generally pro tull length. Wire: XX'hat's the nritter with your lip, oltl man? Been in a tight? Put-: No, I trietl to kiss my Sheba last night but she- tlucketl and I hit the door. Pi tlnrn her. St'hn1alZrit'tl: Bill. tl-'tine at cosntopolitan. llill: Well, if you had an :Xlllt'l'lQ'1lll in liontlon with a l l'0llk'l1 wife snioliinf.: a Turkish cigarette. sitting in a Sw--tlish arm chair on at Brussels carpet. reading abou' the Swiss navy in an Irlsh joke-hook: while it Negro porter served lager beer in :t t'ltina cup. on a Japanese tray, why, l tw-lviii he'tl he a eostnopolitan. t'harlt-S llarrt-yi I think we ought to giro our t'otig1'osslnt'ii just twice as much as they get now, Fuzzy: Ilow inut-h tlo thoy get now? Bud: I tl011't know. Filly- lffgltt' 1

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Iluinpz I bought a cur of you several weeks ago and you said that if anything went wrong you'd supply the broken parts. Dealer: Yes. Hump: I'd like to get a nose, a shoulder-blade and a big toe. then. Curly tto clerk at Murruy'sl: llow much do these candy-sticks sell for? Vlerk: Six for a nickel. Curlyi Let's see. Six for a nickel. tive for four cents. four for three. three for two cents, two 1'or one and one for nothing. Giinniie one. SIVIALLY KNOWS EVERYTHING Rusty Ito Sinallyrz What does lwourlvasting: mean? Snially: Telling a set-ret to n woman. my boy. DePoy: Can you write your name with your eyes shut? Pa: Certainly. Del-Ioyz Well then. Shut your eyes and sign my report card. THE CAPITALIST CLASS Shoup: The man I marry must he ahle to put the world at my feet. Wisner: Well, I liave H225 in cush, Will you be satisfied with Russia and Germany for a start? Did you take ti hath this morning? No, is there one missing? Mr. Schnialzrif-fl: Lylith, suppose I were to ask you to aniutudvert upon the lfrencli ot-cupation of the ltuhr valley. What would you do? Lylith: I'd get at dictionary! Aurtin C. tto IIlI'tll'1lI2lAItlll els-rk at hott-ll: information given out here? t'IerkZ It has. SCHOOL MOTTO: Say it with nott-S. Miss Shinkel tto captain of boatl: What is that on that mountain over there Captain? Captain: That's snow, madam. Miss Shinkel: That's what I thought, but zi man tried to tell me it was Greece. Clarence Wisner recently appeared at the window of the State Bank of Andrews. Say, he Said will you please stop payment on a check I wrote yesterday? I acci- dentally burned it. 4 Schmalzriedz I am tempted to give a test. Eddie: Yield not to temptation. Louise: Don't say that! I'l1 blush. Phil: You couldn't see it if you did. Fifty-Nam'