Andover Central High School - Memoirs Yearbook (Andover, NY)

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I’m goinna get married. Gail' Thou little thinkist--and less thoust do, Mert' -Mm WIGHTMAN, GAIL D, WRIGHT. MERTON C Class Will Sandra Bird--leaves her Saturday nites and square dances to Judy Billings. Kaye Bostwick—leaves her office of class fashion consultant to Dorthea Glover. Connie Bronson--leaves her father to the future Physics classes. Sandra Burch--leaves her ability to really go steady to Mary Ann McClure. Dawn Burdick--leaves her maple sugar candy to Billy Childs. Carolyn Cornell--leaves her steadfast heart to Carol Peckham. Olive Fuller--leaves her honorary class midget title to Ira Conner. Judy George—leaves her good conduct to Bruce Harris. Barbara Grossman--leaves the 1000 insurance policy on her legs to Jeanne Campbell. Rosyln Monroe--leaves her ability to have fun in study hall to Mr. McGarvey. Jean Rifenburg—realistic outlook on life to Mr. McCrea. Deanna Seamans—leaves her waistline to Mr. Russell. Sue Smith--leaves her clothes to Bobbie Smith—and a friend. Cheryl Storms--leaves her heel-plates to Mattie Howland. Sandra Thorp--leaves her ability to laugh to Beverly Clarke. Ruth Waters—leaves her pony tail to Willy Monroe. Gail Wightman—leaves her rings to Mary Ellen Smith. James Appier--leaves his ability to get along with Mr. Kessler to Lee Kessler. Phillip Barrett--leaves his boundless energy to Charlie Burdick. Timothy Brown—leaves his good looks to the highest bidders. Gerald Burch--leaves his outstanding curly hair to Toni Streb. David Carson--leaves his happy-grin to Carol Miles. Robert Clarke—leaves his Highway-Helper to Mr. Brace. Allen Corwin--leaves his sociability to Judy Woodruff. Adelbert Gayhart--leaves his sideburns to Penny Hames. Alan Kelly—leaves his blond hair to Lynn Cable. David Lehman—leaves his arguing ability to Bobby Vickers. Louie Ordiway— leaves his car to the junkman. Ronald Phillips—leaves his future address to Melinda. Bruce Vickers--leaves his package carrying ability to Danny Smith. John Walter--leaves for Real (Reil). Merton Wright--leaves his quiet personality to Billy Emery. Duchess--leaves her ability to act to Merly Whiting. 21

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 Cheryl The wind bloweth where is listeth. tm STORMS, CHERYL O. THORP, SANDRA F.

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Class Prophecy We find ourselves in a world of devastation; the year 1975. The reason for this total destruction we suspect is the Andover Class of '62. We find Jim Appier, leader of Greenwich Village, striving to make New York City a separate state. Sandra Bird, was last seen bucking the WAVES . Her famous last call was Don't give up the ship. The Women's Olympic Team is finally making a good show due to the excellent coaching ability of Kaye Bostwick. The field of medicine has suddenly diminished to the capture and slaughter methods. As we look ahead we see Connie Bronson handing a dull jackknife to Dr. Ben Casey. We see both Tim Brown and Gerry Burch, captains in the Armed Forces. Sandra Burch has just been appointed to the position of Madam President of Elm Valley. The Log Cabin Maple Syrup Company is now receiving top competition from The Dawn Burdick Maple Syrup Company, Ltd. Dave Carson, we hear, has just been promoted to manager of K.P. Duty, in the Army. Robert Clarke can be seen whizzing by our space station on his way to Mars. In 1975, we find that Carolyn Cornell has joined a friend's combo as the bass fiddler's assistant. Lady Killer Korwin is still on the loose. Due warning goes to the opposite sex. Oddie Fuller has just announced her world renoun hair styling. The next ten years we'll be invaded by the Yul Bryner look. Adelbert Gayhart is now flying high at 200 feet returning over the Industrial Andover. In her spare time, English teacher, Judy George, has written George's New Slang Dictionary for Mrs. Conde's English class. Air Travel has diminished due to the demand for wider aisles because of bow-legged stewardesses. Is that right Barb Grossman? Kelley's new superb design for the automobile industry is lacking one minor detail--no engine. Apparently while undersecretary C. Dave Lehmann, was arguing with President Rockefeller, Russia attacked the United States. Roslyn Monroe is seen riding on the Arizona plains with her multi-million dollar ranch in the background. Louie Ordiway, the barber, has just organized the Little Louie Barber Shop Quartet , consisting of Dave Carson, Timmie Brown and Gerry Burch. Ronnie Phillips is making a name for himself in the business world. Ronnie has taken over James Hoffa’s place as head of the Labor Unions. Jean Rifenburg, the director of the Highway Safety Council, has just reported an increase in accidents due to the carelessness of certain people. Deanna Seamans has just written a new book concerning her psychiatric patients. Vic Tanny is getting stiff competition from Sue Smith’s new invention, Multi-yoyo provides exercise for your limbs (fingers). The art culture of the world seems to have gone to pot . Sandra Thorp is undoubtedly the root of this devastation. We find Bruce Vickers returning to his former job, in the Market Basket. This time Bruce is the managing head of the chain. Lt. Commander of the Air Force, John Q. Walter, leading the counter-attack on Russia, accidently dropped a bomb on New York City. As we gaze into our crystal ball, we see Ruth Waters standing high and dry in her modern kitchen. She has revolutionized meals by inventing capsules, which she feels are more nourishing than meals. Attention! Attention! Anyone knowing the where-abouts of Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Taylor (the former Gail Wightman) contact the F. B. I. It seems that the Andover Bank is minus a few thousand dollars. A white streak just breezed down the Thruway. State Trooper, Merton Wright, is after another speeder. As one can see, the class of 1962 has really made a name for itself. Will the world ever recover??? 22