Andover Central High School - Memoirs Yearbook (Andover, NY)

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(Class Ulill Regina Baker leaves her eye Make- up to Theo Edwards. Richard Baker leaves his curly hair to Judy Woodruff. Judy Brundage leaves her red hair and freckles to Lois Reil. Victor Burch leaves his smashed-up truck to Carol Eshenbough to bang up. Ann Cannon leaves her jokes to Roberta Edwards. Judy Carr leaves her horses to Deanna Wittie, so she'll have a new sport. Irene Clarke leaves her debating ability to Mattie Howland. Linda Coffin leaves her height to Ira Connors. Charlie Dixon leaves 25 lbs. of his weight to Carolyn Cornell. Beverly Freeman leaves her old flirtatious ways to Dawn Burdick. Nancy DeRemer leaves her Saturday nights to Janis Reil. We leave Homer Glover to Sandy. Dolores Halsey leaves her quietness to Lloyd Hollenbeck. Warren Hann leaves his skipping ability to the majorettes. Garth Hulin leaves his managing ability to Kenny Hessleton. Ronald Lewis leaves his mechanical ability to Paul Glover. Leo McAndrew leaves his graceful leaping ability to Joe Carr. Lucille Rifenburg leaves her sarcastic laugh to future shorthand students. Flora Sherman leaves her shyness to Sharon Strouse and Charolette Dean. Sally Smith leaves her Secretary-Treasurer job to Ellen Joyce. Shirley Snyder leaves her baby-sitting job to Carol Hoagland. Glenn Thorpe leaves for Wellsville. Jean Updyke leaves her Latin ability to Kay Bostwick. Rae Ellen Waldeck leaves her'musical talent to Lee Kessler. Gail Waldeck leaves his ability to be a pest to George Hoover. Alfred Whiting leaves his bullwhip act to John Cook. Paul Winchell leaves his singing ability to Karen Stocking. Gary Woodard leaves his acting ability to Eddie Greene. Bill Woodruff leaves his little black book to Hugh Church. Dave Ordiway leaves his laugh to Louie to carry on the tradition. Hilda Soto leaves her good nature and modesty to Gary Rosintoski. Ronald Stocking leaves his tales of heroism to Harold LeFever. 25

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HILDA SOTO Mamy Business What’s that' WILLIAM WOODRUFF Willy John Math and Science I came, I saw, I conquered. DAVID ORDIWAY Dave” Math Girls 24

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(Elass |3rop(]eco The year is 1970. We find the class of 1960 successfully making its way in the world. Unfortunately, Judy Brundage is unable to be with us. We hear that she was detained in an institution for being suspected of pyromania. A recent bulletin from Cape Canaveral reveals that noted rocket engineer, Gail Waldeck, has just been put into orbit. Indefinitely. Judy Carr has sacrificed her love of English to further her career. She is now a leading Beatnik poet. Ronald Lewis, and Ronald Stocking, organizers of the Farmer’s Union, have just asked for fewer working hours, more pay, and paid vacations. As yet, however, the cows haven’t agreed to these demands. Nancy DeRemer has just left for the moon. Now the Man in the Moon won’t get lonesome. The noted actor, Charlie Dixon, is on location working on his latest movie, “The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis.” Victor Burch is now working for Walt Disney Drawing Donald Duck cartoons. Shirley Snyder must have stayed too long at Craig Colony. She is now an inmate. Oh well, it happens to the nicest people. Gary Woodard, race car enthusiast, is here after his victory at Indianapolis last week. We find Lucille Rifenburg employed as a lap secretary to Clem Cadiddlehopper. Comedienne Ann Cannon now has her own television show. However, no one is able to see it because the whole series has been censored. Reason: She writes her own jokes. Warren Hann has just won the annual skipping contest in Kalamazoo. He is now preparing for an “Around the World Tour. Delores Halsey owns a world-wide chain of restaurants. We understand that she is still washing dishes, however, since none have automatic dishwashers. Many of you will remember Fabian, but now it’s the singing idol, Paul Winchell, that now has Fabian’s place in the hearts of America’s teenagers. After leaving here today, the well-known wrestler, Gorgeous Garth Hulin travels to Madison Square Garden to defend his title. Because of her extraordinary height, we find Linda Coffin now playing basketball professionally. We understand that the nation’s new Chief Executive, Dick Baker, has just signed a bill abolishing high school mathematics. The former Regina Baker and Beverly Freeman are happily employed in washing diapers and cooking meals. We have just sent a congratulatory wire to A1 “Tex” Whiting for selling his four millionth record of “Hear That Geetar.” He himself likes the record so much that he has bought 3,999,990. Glenn Thorpe has just been fired from his latest job. It seems that his boss objected to his singing and whistling while he worked. We find Rae Ellen leading the Philharmonic Orchestra. That is, what’s left of it. Bill Woodruff has just designed an automobile. He still has to get it to run. On her last visit to Andover. Hilda Soto brought a large canopy to put over the town to keep the snow away. It seems she doesn’t like the cold winters we have. Sally Smith is now treasurer for Rockefeller. It must be quite a change after our rather empty treasury. Homer Glover is busy Drawing up blueprints to straighten the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Senator Irene Clark has the honor of holding the new record for filibustering. She talked for 11 days without stopping. Secretary Flora Sherman is the National Shorthand Champion this year. She took dictation at 160 words per minute. Dave Ordiway now owns Slenderella and is literally living off the fat of the land. Our most prominent inventor, Jean Updyke invented a new way to teach physics. Don’t. Leo McAndrew has just signed a contract with the Harlem Globetrotters. 26