Anacortes High School - Rhododendron Yearbook (Anacortes, WA)

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 Stanley, .Mildred 15., Isle of Mail—Chief eook and lmttle washer to the king of the Cannibal Islands. Composed the famous Irish Stew, garnished with eat-tails. Stewart, Dorthy 15., Babylon—Stamp licker to .less » James, also runs a skunk farm during vacations. Sullivan, Daisy 15., Daisyville. Florida—Leading lady of the Pony Pallet in Zeigflelds Follies of 1820. Tate, Leonard 15., Yaptown, Arkansas—Costumer and hairdresser to the Sultan of Turkey’s harem. late, Violet 15.. Broadside, Alabama—Demonstrates non-skid false teeth in Wool worth’s stores. Torpey, Jeanette 15., Brainstorm, Texas—Noted inventor of the electric spanker and gum extractor for school teachers, and ever-wear rouge. Trafton, Bernice 15., Iliekstown Minnesota—M. Leon Crawford. Originator of darnless socks and cookless mush. Warren, Eva 15., Roaring Falls, Oregon—Well known biologist. Produced spit less clams, odorless skunk cabbage and scpiirtless grapefruit. Wcdlimd. Laura 15.. Scandleville. Oklahoma—M. Edward Pearson. Editor- in-chief of Whiz Bang and Police Gazette. Wilson, Geneva 15., Gabbsridge, Virginia—Owner and demonstrator of hole- proof rubber coffins, guaranteed to fit. Wittine, Gertrude 15.. Chokecberry, Indiana—Noted jewsharp performer. Studied under XYZORXABCG. Composed the classic song, I ain’t what I uster was.” THE FAIRIES’ PLAYGROIM) On the meadow fresh and green Dainty fairies can be seen On a bright clear summer day When they all come out to play. In and out among the flowers. Dancing in their secret bowers. With their shining garments bright. Even more dazzling than the light. All day long they revel so. ’Till at night away they go. Through the air and on the breeze. Soon they're hiding in the trees. —C W. ’2d. I5IGS Farrell has a good Ford Bug. I lasse has one too. Duffy has a piece of one: They’re» awful things to view. To run a Bug it takes some gas. And sometimes tires run on some glass. The pistons slap, the engine knocks: You can hear them come for three whole blocks. These are the pleasures f a car. They never take you very far. The one who’s wise leaves them alone. Though he may have to walk far home. The Bug's proud owner’s always broke. Take it from me. it’s sure no joke. So take my advice and leave the cars. In the dealers’ windows where they are.

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 WHO’S WHO, WHAT’S WHAT AND HOW MUCH? Anderson, Margaret 15., Whitchouse, Georgia—Made a fortune in manufac- turing tin horns for Wall Street. Wrote a musical scale for soup- la ppers. Brest rom. Maragret 15., Punkincenter, Indiana—Raises hairless cats, per- fected mule alphabet: Great naturalist, delivers lectures on the value of raising whiskers. Crawford, I on 15., Zero, Greenland—President of the Hot Air Plant at Balloon Town. ('rout, Glenn 15., Headman's Curve, New Mexico—Noted for his reform work: is now head of the Salvation Army. Reformer of well-known churchman, Bishop Robert E. Farrell. Dana, Agnes 15. Auburn Hale, Patag, nia—Fell heir to fret» pass to Cal- ifornia. Now leading lady playing opposite Chester Mondhan in the noted film. Now or Never.” Ueane, Mary 15., Muteville, New York—Bare hack rider in Barney Google's Circus. Divorced six times, at present is wife of Charlie Chaplin. Dodson, Bessie 15., Taterville, Arkansas—Holds a high position with gov- ernment as Iceberg Cracker. In her spare time gathers snap shots for various periodicals. Farrell, I5cb 15.. Miistaehigo, Australia—Right Reverened Honorable Bishop of Mormon Church, author of noted book. “The Trials of Polygamy.” Freund, Julia 15., Cowcenter, California—Julia's Wriggly Jazz Orchestra. Plays nightly at the Apachi Cabaret, at 740th street, Chicago. George, Abby B., Carrotgrove, Missouri—Noted leader of -Reds.” Wrote book on “The Affections of a Ford.” Was made Knight of the Gaiter by the King of Lapland. Hansen. Luella 15., Jackrahhit take, Wyoming—Publicity agent for the Anaeorles Southside bus. Was made famous by her lecture on: “Don't Ever Let a Young Man Kiss You.” Jackson, Marie 15., Ilookem, Maine—Noted research worker. Successor to Edna Wallace Hopper’s Beauty Restoring campaign. Johnstone. Iris 15., Gigglevilie, Idaho—Made a fortune with her invention of a bait less trap for catching suckers. , Faraway Margaret 15.. Sappdale. Washington—Eleventh wife of Bishop Farrell. L« ctures on the Chautauqua circuit on the “Joys of Mat- rimony.” Laurie, Philip 15.. (I’m) ville, Arkansas—Well known agent for silk hose. Abducted a popular actress and had his portrait hung in the rogue’s gallery. Lowman, Lueile 15.. Go-get-em, Arizona—Created a national panic by eloping with hosiery agent, Philip Laurie. Nidielsrn, Ruth 15.. Sleepy Hollow, N. Y.—Won the National Tricycle race. Author of tin slogan. “To the swift belong the race.” Pearsrn, Edward 15.. Prettyville. Virginia—Official tooth puller for govern- ment ostriches. Won Carnegie medal for rescuing a drowned chicken. Pusey, Margaret B., Posey Corner, Missouri—Noted artist, won the Croix de Guerre for her pictures. “A Dying Fish at Dawn,” and “A Wilted Carrot.” Short, Leston 15., Tootdale, Illnois—Leader of tin» Rocky Mountain goat band. Inventor of a noiseless drum. Souliere, Paddy 15., Shamrock, Ireland—Noted horse doetcr. grafts ostriches’ gizzards in place of worn-out stomachs. Maker of Paddy’s Pink Pills for Pah Angleworms. Spradley, Lyle B., Meektown, Rhode Island—Author of “Reflections of a Perfect Husband.” ami trainer of pet fleas.

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 SENIOR HIGH ROLL •Honor Roll Junior Class Anderson, Alice Anderson, Elsie •Butler, Stella Cram, Dorothy Erholm, Margaret Farrell, Mary Fite, Ruth Haynes, Nora •Jackson, Inez Jordan. Dorothy East. Lillian I andsborough. Catherine Magill. Dorothy •Miller, Freda Morrow, Jeanette Mitchell. Elaine Palmer, Margaret •Pollock. Dorothea Souliere. Marian Steinman, Glenna •Strom, Ethel •Strom. Evelyn Trafton. Irene Wilson. Marjorie •Wittine. Lucy Beasley, Howard Deane, Louis Dwelley, Charles •Ervine. Norman Fee, Donald Ferch, Aaron Kackley. Kenneth Kinnear, Derril Nicholson, Laurence Oakley, Ralph Rogers. Clayton Shannon. Paul White Langford Wyman, Lincoln ♦Crane, Floyd Sophomore Class Anderson, Myrtle Barnett. Lucretia Bookman. Kathryn Bull. Marian Burt. Evelyn Carter, Margaret Cartwright. Ethel Decker, Elizabeth Doust. Elizabeth Easter, Frances Ellison, Beulah Farley, Ruth Forrest, Mary Gibbons, Inez Gilden, Thelma Graham, Kathleen Hamilton Katherine Hilleren, Mamie Johnson, I rime Jordan, Elgie Krebs, Lucy •Laraway, Lucille Ludden, Inez Madden. Loleta McCullough, Ma (Irene McDanel, Golda Mitchell, Pauline Moe, Ruth •Mondhan. Winnifred Post. Mildred Reed, Sarah Rolph. Irene Rowell, Clara Sahlin. Elsie •Stapp, Sylvia Taylor, Hazel Thompson, Helen Torpey, Margaret Trafton, Ethel •Wakefield. Cora Wall, Lucille Wollertz, Helma Asseln. William Babarovich, Henry Beyer. William Brown. George Burich, Jerry Decker. James Graham. Harry Hansen. Russell Hasse, John Johnson, Herbert Kreuger. Ainsworth Light. John McCallum, William Mondhan. Chester Moore. Vernon Myers. Elrie Xaser. Raymond Olson. Harold Rumsey. Orville Smith. Eldon Soule, John Valentine. Almond