Anacortes High School - Rhododendron Yearbook (Anacortes, WA)

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 WHO’S WHO, WHAT’S WHAT AND HOW MUCH? Anderson, Margaret 15., Whitchouse, Georgia—Made a fortune in manufac- turing tin horns for Wall Street. Wrote a musical scale for soup- la ppers. Brest rom. Maragret 15., Punkincenter, Indiana—Raises hairless cats, per- fected mule alphabet: Great naturalist, delivers lectures on the value of raising whiskers. Crawford, I on 15., Zero, Greenland—President of the Hot Air Plant at Balloon Town. ('rout, Glenn 15., Headman's Curve, New Mexico—Noted for his reform work: is now head of the Salvation Army. Reformer of well-known churchman, Bishop Robert E. Farrell. Dana, Agnes 15. Auburn Hale, Patag, nia—Fell heir to fret» pass to Cal- ifornia. Now leading lady playing opposite Chester Mondhan in the noted film. Now or Never.” Ueane, Mary 15., Muteville, New York—Bare hack rider in Barney Google's Circus. Divorced six times, at present is wife of Charlie Chaplin. Dodson, Bessie 15., Taterville, Arkansas—Holds a high position with gov- ernment as Iceberg Cracker. In her spare time gathers snap shots for various periodicals. Farrell, I5cb 15.. Miistaehigo, Australia—Right Reverened Honorable Bishop of Mormon Church, author of noted book. “The Trials of Polygamy.” Freund, Julia 15., Cowcenter, California—Julia's Wriggly Jazz Orchestra. Plays nightly at the Apachi Cabaret, at 740th street, Chicago. George, Abby B., Carrotgrove, Missouri—Noted leader of -Reds.” Wrote book on “The Affections of a Ford.” Was made Knight of the Gaiter by the King of Lapland. Hansen. Luella 15., Jackrahhit take, Wyoming—Publicity agent for the Anaeorles Southside bus. Was made famous by her lecture on: “Don't Ever Let a Young Man Kiss You.” Jackson, Marie 15., Ilookem, Maine—Noted research worker. Successor to Edna Wallace Hopper’s Beauty Restoring campaign. Johnstone. Iris 15., Gigglevilie, Idaho—Made a fortune with her invention of a bait less trap for catching suckers. , Faraway Margaret 15.. Sappdale. Washington—Eleventh wife of Bishop Farrell. L« ctures on the Chautauqua circuit on the “Joys of Mat- rimony.” Laurie, Philip 15.. (I’m) ville, Arkansas—Well known agent for silk hose. Abducted a popular actress and had his portrait hung in the rogue’s gallery. Lowman, Lueile 15.. Go-get-em, Arizona—Created a national panic by eloping with hosiery agent, Philip Laurie. Nidielsrn, Ruth 15.. Sleepy Hollow, N. Y.—Won the National Tricycle race. Author of tin slogan. “To the swift belong the race.” Pearsrn, Edward 15.. Prettyville. Virginia—Official tooth puller for govern- ment ostriches. Won Carnegie medal for rescuing a drowned chicken. Pusey, Margaret B., Posey Corner, Missouri—Noted artist, won the Croix de Guerre for her pictures. “A Dying Fish at Dawn,” and “A Wilted Carrot.” Short, Leston 15., Tootdale, Illnois—Leader of tin» Rocky Mountain goat band. Inventor of a noiseless drum. Souliere, Paddy 15., Shamrock, Ireland—Noted horse doetcr. grafts ostriches’ gizzards in place of worn-out stomachs. Maker of Paddy’s Pink Pills for Pah Angleworms. Spradley, Lyle B., Meektown, Rhode Island—Author of “Reflections of a Perfect Husband.” ami trainer of pet fleas.

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t CLASS WILL the foot our wise E IT remembered: that we, the Senior class, of the Anacortes High School, in the City of Anacortes. County of Skagit, State of Wasli- ington, l eing of sound mind and pleasant disposition, do hereby publish and declare this our last will and testament. May the heirs below named profit much by the wise distribution of our worldly possessions. To the faculty we leave our most sincere thanks and appreciation for their untiring aid and profitable friendship. '1'«) the Juniors we leave the throe rows of desks on the sunny south side of the assembly room. May they enjoy sitting in the seats of the mighty. ... To the Sophomores we leave the privilige of following in steps of the glorious class of twenty-four. May they profit by example, our wisdom and our high mindedness. To tin Freshmen we leave the hope of some day being upper- classmen. May this hope spur them on to greater efforts. To the Janitor we leave the privilege of following with a broom in the footsteps of such notables as John Ilasse and Paul Shannon. As individuals, we of the Senior class will the following: Robert Farrell wills to Norman Ervine his reeiiH for growing a mustache in ten days. We wish Norman success in this great venture. Julia Freund wills to Almond Valentine her ability to absorb knowledge. May bis name ever grace the honor roll. Leon (‘rawford wills to Lincoln Wyman his way with the women. Cse this gift with discretion. Lincoln. Ixnmard Tate wills his ear-splitting grin and choice vocabulary to a thing is Not that May “Chuck” improve u|M n them, if such Charles Dwelley. possible. Abbey George wills his bashful disposition to John Ilasse. John needs it. of course. « Kay Pusey wills his peanut stand to Ethel Cartwright. We wish Ethel success in her business venture. Ruth Nicholson wills her tendency to sleep during classes to Cather- Jjindsbo rough. May Catherine's teachers for the coming year In» thankful. Lyle Spradley wills to Jjiwrence Nicholson, bis “hustle.” We caution not to hurry too fast. Lawrence. Dorothy Stewart wills to Aaron Fereh her brand new powder puff. Don't let Miss Stach see you using it in the hall, Aaron. Margaret Pusey wills her quiet voice to Chester Mondhan. We fear “Mucher” will never appreciate this worthy gift, but it is for his own good. Marie Jackson wills her eyebrow pencil to Herbert Johnson, may • learn to use it diligently. (ilenn Crout leaves (‘rout’s grocery truck and ten gallons of gas to maid Fee. May he go for a chaperonless ride. If the heirs above mentioned will make diligent use of these gifts me duly you o generously bestowed rent progress in their Tweny-Four.—Philip Laurie. upon them, we feel that career of following in the they will have made footsteps of th.i Class

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 Stanley, .Mildred 15., Isle of Mail—Chief eook and lmttle washer to the king of the Cannibal Islands. Composed the famous Irish Stew, garnished with eat-tails. Stewart, Dorthy 15., Babylon—Stamp licker to .less » James, also runs a skunk farm during vacations. Sullivan, Daisy 15., Daisyville. Florida—Leading lady of the Pony Pallet in Zeigflelds Follies of 1820. Tate, Leonard 15., Yaptown, Arkansas—Costumer and hairdresser to the Sultan of Turkey’s harem. late, Violet 15.. Broadside, Alabama—Demonstrates non-skid false teeth in Wool worth’s stores. Torpey, Jeanette 15., Brainstorm, Texas—Noted inventor of the electric spanker and gum extractor for school teachers, and ever-wear rouge. Trafton, Bernice 15., Iliekstown Minnesota—M. Leon Crawford. Originator of darnless socks and cookless mush. Warren, Eva 15., Roaring Falls, Oregon—Well known biologist. Produced spit less clams, odorless skunk cabbage and scpiirtless grapefruit. Wcdlimd. Laura 15.. Scandleville. Oklahoma—M. Edward Pearson. Editor- in-chief of Whiz Bang and Police Gazette. Wilson, Geneva 15., Gabbsridge, Virginia—Owner and demonstrator of hole- proof rubber coffins, guaranteed to fit. Wittine, Gertrude 15.. Chokecberry, Indiana—Noted jewsharp performer. Studied under XYZORXABCG. Composed the classic song, I ain’t what I uster was.” THE FAIRIES’ PLAYGROIM) On the meadow fresh and green Dainty fairies can be seen On a bright clear summer day When they all come out to play. In and out among the flowers. Dancing in their secret bowers. With their shining garments bright. Even more dazzling than the light. All day long they revel so. ’Till at night away they go. Through the air and on the breeze. Soon they're hiding in the trees. —C W. ’2d. I5IGS Farrell has a good Ford Bug. I lasse has one too. Duffy has a piece of one: They’re» awful things to view. To run a Bug it takes some gas. And sometimes tires run on some glass. The pistons slap, the engine knocks: You can hear them come for three whole blocks. These are the pleasures f a car. They never take you very far. The one who’s wise leaves them alone. Though he may have to walk far home. The Bug's proud owner’s always broke. Take it from me. it’s sure no joke. So take my advice and leave the cars. In the dealers’ windows where they are.