Anacortes High School - Rhododendron Yearbook (Anacortes, WA)

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Cases SSefsre tlje Court VICTIM ACCUSED OF VERDICT Helen Jordan------- Francis Short------ Alice Sahlin------- Kenneth Terry------ Ruth Bryan--------- Thomas Shannon----- Ed Laing----------- Anna Schwartz------ Lillian Anderson--- Earnest Means------ Thelma Minck------- Adolph Mesford----- Bertha Sundeen----- Harry Gillespie---- Walter Schwartz---- Using rouge------------------------ Being too spiffy------------------- Being too popular------------------ Talking too much------------------- Vamping -------------------------- Disgraceful haircuts--------------- Never staying home------------------ Being First Mate of Guemes ferry.. Falling in love-------------------- Singing thru nose------------------ Wearing a diamond------------------ Stealing “chickens”---------------- Too modest------------------------- Too handsome----------------------- Insincerity to Wimmen--------------- Carl Larson------- Dorothy Thompson.. Francis Patten---- Eva Beyers-------- Margaret Thompson Vivian Fowler----- Ralph Laing------- Amy Woodburn------- Grace Burgett----- George Anderson--- Garland Okerlund... Laura Wiley------- Virgil Rose------- King of Guemes----------------- Eating too much---------------- Using curling irons Breaking scales---------------- Imitating Florence Nightingale. Always chewing gum------------- Too brilliant Breaking hearts---------------- Looking for sympathy----------- Being a Socialist-------------- Bashfulness ------------------- Studiousness ------------------ Too many movies---------------- guilty guilty not guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty Jury undecided guilty not guilty Jury looking up case guilty guilty not guilty guilty not guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty no basis of fact guilty SENTENCE Agent for “Keep that schoolgirl Complexion” Discard puttees Refrain from stepping Four years in Deaf and Dumb Asylum Marry a native Procure a toupee Get her mother’s consent Get a license Be an old maid Adenoids removed Turn him down Two years In Coop Treat ’em ruff Visit a beauty parlor Ostracized from society Exiled to Hat Island Stringent diet Use vaseline Model for Fitz U Corset Co. Two years in Sedro Hospital Have molars extracted Keep it up Stick to one guy Wear a smile Deported to Russia A stag party Be a flapper Attend church

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ways with the women, to Gilbert Erholin, as he has not yet mastered the art. Eighth: I, Gladys Wiggins, having l een persuaded to forfeit all claims on George Manchester, do hereby leave him to Grace Flynn; may she win his affection, aw- Ninth: I. Francis Fatten, after deep and serious deliberation, be- stow my permanent wave on so needy a person as Aaron Ferch. Tenth: I. Virginia Shannon, leave my keen imagination to Helen DeRush, hoping she will make as good use of it as I have done. Eleventh: I. George Anderson, bequeath my magnificent vocabu- lary to Edna Souliere, to l»e used on the Civil Government students. Twelfth: I. Eva Beyers, after considering the matter from all angles, do bequeath my surplus avoirdupois to Bevo. Thirteenth: I. Harry Gillespie, leave my winning way with all forms of girls to Norman Ervine. Fourteenth: I. Earnest Means, leave with regret one well worn pair of kid gloves to any one in need of them. Fifteen: I. Walter Schwartz, do hereby l equonth my adeptness at managing things to anyone who can do justice to it. Sixteenth: We, Alice Salilin and Helen Jordan leave all our cheer, gigglesome ways and joyous manners behind, that we may light on “happily ever after.” Seventeenth: I. Thelma Minek. do bequeath my recipe for promoting the growth of hair to Lila Okerlund; may she have the success that I have had. Eighteenth: I, Thomas Shannon, leave my quiet and dignified man- ners to Rol ert Farrell: may he use them every Sunday. Nineteenth: I. Bertha Sundcen, leave six (0) Inches of my height to Charta Michelet, lndleving if you cast bread upon the waters it will return two-fold. Twentieth: I. Lorraine Leque. leave my modesty and bashfulness to Dorothy DeRush, feeling that she will need them when she grows up. Twenty-first: I. Edward Laing leave one cherished manuscript en- titled. “Society Etiquette,” to anyone who finds the need. Twenty-second: 1. Adolph Mesford, feeling unusually generous, leave my flashy red sweater to Raymond Pollock, providing he wears it only on special occasions. Twenty-third: I, Dorothy Thompson, loathe to part with such an asset, but finding that the occasion demands it. do bestow on Gladys Bushre, my undeniable grace. Twenty-fourth: We, Vivian Fowler and Laura Wiley, leave our high standing on the honor roll to Shelm. Twenty-fifth: I. Eleanor Schwartz, leave my dexterous handling of my abbreviated locks to Grace Petey. Twenty-sixth: I. Amy Woodburn. having been persuaded to forfeit all my claims on “Jazz” leave ray slang, bangs, etc., to lone Holmes. The Senior Class of Anacortes High School having given away all that is valuable or pleasant, do hereby nominate and appoint Alice Sahlin and Helen Jordan as sole executors of this, our last will and testament. In witness thereof we have hereunto set our hand and seal this last day of May, in the year of our Ia rd. nineteen hundred and twenty-two. Mentor Class of 1922

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NARADA FALLS