Anacortes High School - Rhododendron Yearbook (Anacortes, WA)

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ways with the women, to Gilbert Erholin, as he has not yet mastered the art. Eighth: I, Gladys Wiggins, having l een persuaded to forfeit all claims on George Manchester, do hereby leave him to Grace Flynn; may she win his affection, aw- Ninth: I. Francis Fatten, after deep and serious deliberation, be- stow my permanent wave on so needy a person as Aaron Ferch. Tenth: I. Virginia Shannon, leave my keen imagination to Helen DeRush, hoping she will make as good use of it as I have done. Eleventh: I. George Anderson, bequeath my magnificent vocabu- lary to Edna Souliere, to l»e used on the Civil Government students. Twelfth: I. Eva Beyers, after considering the matter from all angles, do bequeath my surplus avoirdupois to Bevo. Thirteenth: I. Harry Gillespie, leave my winning way with all forms of girls to Norman Ervine. Fourteenth: I. Earnest Means, leave with regret one well worn pair of kid gloves to any one in need of them. Fifteen: I. Walter Schwartz, do hereby l equonth my adeptness at managing things to anyone who can do justice to it. Sixteenth: We, Alice Salilin and Helen Jordan leave all our cheer, gigglesome ways and joyous manners behind, that we may light on “happily ever after.” Seventeenth: I. Thelma Minek. do bequeath my recipe for promoting the growth of hair to Lila Okerlund; may she have the success that I have had. Eighteenth: I, Thomas Shannon, leave my quiet and dignified man- ners to Rol ert Farrell: may he use them every Sunday. Nineteenth: I. Bertha Sundcen, leave six (0) Inches of my height to Charta Michelet, lndleving if you cast bread upon the waters it will return two-fold. Twentieth: I. Lorraine Leque. leave my modesty and bashfulness to Dorothy DeRush, feeling that she will need them when she grows up. Twenty-first: I. Edward Laing leave one cherished manuscript en- titled. “Society Etiquette,” to anyone who finds the need. Twenty-second: 1. Adolph Mesford, feeling unusually generous, leave my flashy red sweater to Raymond Pollock, providing he wears it only on special occasions. Twenty-third: I, Dorothy Thompson, loathe to part with such an asset, but finding that the occasion demands it. do bestow on Gladys Bushre, my undeniable grace. Twenty-fourth: We, Vivian Fowler and Laura Wiley, leave our high standing on the honor roll to Shelm. Twenty-fifth: I. Eleanor Schwartz, leave my dexterous handling of my abbreviated locks to Grace Petey. Twenty-sixth: I. Amy Woodburn. having been persuaded to forfeit all my claims on “Jazz” leave ray slang, bangs, etc., to lone Holmes. The Senior Class of Anacortes High School having given away all that is valuable or pleasant, do hereby nominate and appoint Alice Sahlin and Helen Jordan as sole executors of this, our last will and testament. In witness thereof we have hereunto set our hand and seal this last day of May, in the year of our Ia rd. nineteen hundred and twenty-two. Mentor Class of 1922

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Class Mill JjjgE, THE Senior Class of 1922 of the Anacortes High School, City of Anacortes, State of Washington, knowing that graduation ap- proaches, and seeing that the shadow which foreruns has cast a soft- ening influence over our spirits, long in passing through the dim valley for the heart-felt gratitude of our fellow men, hence we do make and decree this our last will and testament, in manner and form following, to-wit: ARTICLE I. First: To Mr Connell we extend our heartiest appreciation for the invaluable help in aiding our class to publish the Rhododendron, ami we ° con erences n his private Second: To our beloved faculty we refund the superior quality and entire quantity of the knowledge they have so bounteously bestowed on us, feeling sure that an unlimited supply will Ik needed for the coming seniors. ARTICLE II. To our next Seniors, “Class of ’23.” First: We leave our Assembly seats upon condition that you use them more often than you did your Junior seats. Second: We bequeath our dignity and intelligent appearance, that you may serve as good examples for all underclassmen. Third: To our successors we leave our highly esteemed places in the thoughts of our principal and teachers. We trust the class of ’23 will appreciate it as much as we have done in the past. ARTICLE III. To our next Juniors, “Class of ’24.” First: Fearing the present Juniors may forget you upon suddenly becoming seniors, we will give you their respective seats in the As- sembly. ARTICLE IV. To our next Sophomores, “Class of ’25.” First: We leave the happy memories of the last Freshman party. ARTICLE V. To our next Freshmen, “Class of ’26.” First: We leave our good will and personal grudges, and be- queath our luck, looks and love ARTICLE VI. To certain needy individuals we bequeath as follows: First: I, Anna Schwartz, do hereby bequeath my job as yell leader to Snakey Wright. Second: I, Lillian Anderson, leave ray greatest gifts, my poise and self-confidence, to the next president of the Girls’ Council. Third: I. Kenneth Terry, leave my art of chewing gum to Edward Pearson, knowing that he will do justice to it and add any improve- ments which he may discover. Fourth: I, Grace Burgett, feeling sure that this institution should not lx deprived of my hard earned oratorical and intellectual ability, leave it to Fat Bettner. Fifth: We, Carl Larson and Ruth Griffin, leave to any quarrelsome couple, our lovingness n’everything. Sixth: I. Ruth Bryan, after due consideration, have decided to leave one-half used powder puff to Mamie Wollertz. Seventh: I. Francis Short, bequeath my good looks and winning

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Cases SSefsre tlje Court VICTIM ACCUSED OF VERDICT Helen Jordan------- Francis Short------ Alice Sahlin------- Kenneth Terry------ Ruth Bryan--------- Thomas Shannon----- Ed Laing----------- Anna Schwartz------ Lillian Anderson--- Earnest Means------ Thelma Minck------- Adolph Mesford----- Bertha Sundeen----- Harry Gillespie---- Walter Schwartz---- Using rouge------------------------ Being too spiffy------------------- Being too popular------------------ Talking too much------------------- Vamping -------------------------- Disgraceful haircuts--------------- Never staying home------------------ Being First Mate of Guemes ferry.. Falling in love-------------------- Singing thru nose------------------ Wearing a diamond------------------ Stealing “chickens”---------------- Too modest------------------------- Too handsome----------------------- Insincerity to Wimmen--------------- Carl Larson------- Dorothy Thompson.. Francis Patten---- Eva Beyers-------- Margaret Thompson Vivian Fowler----- Ralph Laing------- Amy Woodburn------- Grace Burgett----- George Anderson--- Garland Okerlund... Laura Wiley------- Virgil Rose------- King of Guemes----------------- Eating too much---------------- Using curling irons Breaking scales---------------- Imitating Florence Nightingale. Always chewing gum------------- Too brilliant Breaking hearts---------------- Looking for sympathy----------- Being a Socialist-------------- Bashfulness ------------------- Studiousness ------------------ Too many movies---------------- guilty guilty not guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty Jury undecided guilty not guilty Jury looking up case guilty guilty not guilty guilty not guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty no basis of fact guilty SENTENCE Agent for “Keep that schoolgirl Complexion” Discard puttees Refrain from stepping Four years in Deaf and Dumb Asylum Marry a native Procure a toupee Get her mother’s consent Get a license Be an old maid Adenoids removed Turn him down Two years In Coop Treat ’em ruff Visit a beauty parlor Ostracized from society Exiled to Hat Island Stringent diet Use vaseline Model for Fitz U Corset Co. Two years in Sedro Hospital Have molars extracted Keep it up Stick to one guy Wear a smile Deported to Russia A stag party Be a flapper Attend church