Amherst Regional High School - Goldbug Yearbook (Amherst, MA)

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A Teacher mrx. First Aid Kit: because of the hazards involved, few teachers last a day with- out injury, whether from parents, bites from students or bruises from administrative kickbacks. ■ ■ — I — !■ — I — 1 — a TealHERSMF YOUR o ?MAL LOOKS are WREAKiMG MA 0C LOS N J0BS( Y AX6E 0UfR oWA Oi STUbEHTS, Yo ) FROM Youi S Y)0SE yoU MEED- Asmhj aroJ IKJ 10 MiWUT£S ClAWOGE APPRO £r FOR MEW;WOFlfA AN ' i) ARMIWISTRATDRS PRONA THIS-- TO THIS- PAINLESSLY, IN 16 Easy STEPS , WITH NEA. Approved C rcah I - BY jok S6hm Joa 4ohki Grooming Accessories: because few teachers are presentable in real life, J J puts out this kit to keep the scholastic machinery from throwing up. Grading Pen: watch out for the mark of zappo - it’s blood red. Ji® ftbovj S 0( €Xifc you’re Chalk Sticks: the teacher without chalk is like MacDonald’s without hamburgers. Keys: teachers have keys for thing. ft Timepiece: every teacher carries a dignified watch every- 5

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Anatomy Of The Grade Book: Much of the material contained within is best Security Devices: Every good teacher has unseen, an eye out for clockwatchers. Coffee cup: because of a rash of thefts and midnight raids by cup burglars, teachers are resorting to locks and cables to safeguard their most important possession. t firsV auQ t o ’ lessovi - tjr- g00(i P6V S ”3kcoks SciJt iu Likt ' i One B-JI1 |V, txvv . .N Books: teacher’s desks become librar- ies of material dealing with their field of knowledge. 4

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The Goldbug Is Dedicated To: Paul Lengezia, Instructional Director Lita Preston, Mathematics Paul Lengieza serves our school in many capacities and in each field he does an excellent job. As a teacher, he’s stimulating, interesting and certainly challenging! As a football coach, Mr. Lengieza sticks with the team through the bad times as well as the good, offering en- couragement along the way. And finally, as a caring person, he’s always there to sit and talk, ana he listens too - a characteristic that is very hard to find these days! “Coach Lengieza he’s our man. If he can’t do it no one can! ” Due to the fact that the students at this school all use differing jargon, we decided to write this dedication to suit a number of people. ‘Sarge’ Preston is: beautiful people. She’s fun to be with and easy to rap to. She’s one lady who cares . . . enthusias- tic, concerned and involved . . . um, well, sort of, you know, like, really nice . . . life exuberantly flows from her ... a serene understanding pervades her work ... a benevolent and magnanimus character . . . All of us who know Sarge thank her for her gratuitous friendship. 6