Amherst Regional High School - Goldbug Yearbook (Amherst, MA)

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4 r 54 t if Q Yu 0. 72' .. . nga. 5 K. : 'lhq,, .their l ' ii-.E mufillgi , fwsf ' . 'unix ni With-Ng. una ' mvkiiba, huh. dir an :HH naillliil . Subd! Sake-11935 fu . a3'tiH5F', tfonimia H9 .- Tarty! ', n al 33 , Q U55 kr 75,51 t.. f-if ln? f amazes Class Prophcecc Excerpts from the Records of the Law Concern of Chapman and XVil1ard for the Fiscal Year 1943. s Jafrmary 5: Attempt to settle out of court the alimony claims of Mrs. Harlan A. YVood, Jr., Cthe former Miss Helen NVarnerD. No agreement reached. Mrs. XVood planning to take case to court. January 13: Case won for defendants, the trustees of the Illynovia Steamship Co. Miss Elizabeth Hazen, Miss Catherine Kaminski, Miss Avis Burrows and Miss Louise Capen sued for damages to the rocket ship of Miss Rebecca Ferrier and Miss Margaret Fuller, when their rocket ship collided with the lllynovia Company's ship, Mermaid J a-rmary 26: Case won for the defendant, Miss Elizabeth Barton's butler, Mr. Dominic Cicia, sued by Miss Barton for 31,000 for injuries received when aforesaid butler dropped bowl of soup on Miss Barton's foot. February 10: Judgment secured against President Louise Warner, Vice Presi- dent Jessie YVoodbury, and Treasurer Esther Visgaitis of the Sunderland Society for Prohibition of Tobacco for publications injuring the trade of the Connecticut Valley Growers, Inc., owners: Mr. Michael Pewatka, Mr. Herman Dihlmann and Mr. Michael Plaza. February 23: Judgment secured against Mr. Vincent Raymond Lampron and his Royal Acadians for infringement of copyright claims of that famous writer of love melody, Mr. Squier Munson, in connection with his latest song hit, Here it is Monday and I still got a Headache. March 14: Judgment secured against defendants, policewomen of 'theRStat9 of Massachusetts, Misses Elizabeth Rak, Dorothy Robinson, JU1121 03435 and Lilyan Rosebush, charged with embezzlement of government funds Y our attorney for State Auditor, Miss Sophie Mitchel- March 24: Judgment secured against Mr. Edwin Moore for damages under' gone by Mr.DJohn Olanyk when hit by Mr. Moore'S bicycle- April 12: Judgment secured against Miss Florence Pettijolgnoggd Miss Evelyn A. Newport for evasion of tariff on Irish laces. Fine Sl , l . April 20: Mrs. Harlan A. VVood, Jr., takes case to court, loses and appea S Case to come up at some unknown date in the future. c 7933 f

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JTQQWUWW Class Will NQXV all men by these presents: We, the class of Nineteen Hundred and Thirtyilli-ee, being of sound mind, and full possession of our faculties, do hereby declare and make this our last will and cove- nant. Therefore we bequeath: . ' n To the Class of ,34: The battlescarred seats in Room 9, and the edifying ' 1 ' k . n0teSf'lntliJ?1Cllzes2stofogbj' Our ability to get out of assembly first, no matter. To the Class of '36: A poker face with which to bluff their way through school, and any gum which we may have parked and forgotten. To the Class of ,37: The proper humility becoming to freshmen, and a chart with which to find their way around SCh001- To Amherst High: A box of specially prepared Wonder-Food, guar- anteed to produce enlarged assembly, cafeteria, and class rooms. To Mr. Seass: A butterfly net to snare the objects which fly around his classroom. To Mr. Haskins: Three Stone-Mallory Algebra books, with our sincere affection. To Miss Weeks: A box of A's, just in case she can't think of what to give for Christmas presents. To Miss Hale: Two new volumes of the Encyclopaedia Britannica in case she gets out of information. To Miss Dwyer: The job of wearing out Gregg's Speed Studies and Manual. To Miss Fielel: A check for two dollars Crental of Room 8 after schoolj. To Steve Kosahowshi: Don Jackson's wave. To Emily Raiiiiey: Peg Deady's rosy cheeks. To Shirley N estle: Six inches of Libby Fitts' height. To Richarel Parsoiisr Jessie Boron's ability to play the typewriter. T0 Fran Carry: Julie Shaw's blush, and her blond tresses. To Julia Grafues: Helen Warner's ability to keep her man. H tT0 Vic. Harcleiiclojjf: Mike Pewatka's ability to amuse the children at a imes. To Marjorie Bemiett: Barbara Welles' collection of A's, but we don't think she'll need them. To Fred Sieoers: Squeak Munson's way with the ladies. To Rath Thomas: Charlotte Page's prowess in basketball. To Brace Brown: John Willard's ability to make Fords fly. To Milton. SlCl'jf07'Cl.' John Gralenski's place as a second Demosthenes. To Gus Dihlma-iiii: .Edwin Moore's ability to think much and say nothing. To Heleii' Holt: Mickey Kentfield's place as official funster in Room 18. To Izlarcliiig J eiihiiis: Gordon Moody's ability to ask questions. To Sieliiey Stoiie: Ed Charron's muscle, Z0 1I?97'lZ9lGllflf-' Woody's lengthy list of responsibilities. U01: 604.610 air. A kiddie-car so he can.run errands for Miss Krasnecki. .ii ow iici we set our hand and s l th t 1 15-5 dom1n1 nineteen hundred and thirty-thiige. IS ll en y list day of June, anno O c 7933

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M Leo Crowley CSiX-Gun Crowleyy acquitted on charge of causing TI 18: 1'- . . I ay 1-Vous Shocks to his wife and various guests at bridge party. Among ne - ' - . P bertson, Miss Jessie Boron, Miss Ann Wy- Vlgnms were: Miss Chailotte 10 socki Miss Ruth Martin and Miss Gladys Main. F ir cases lost to District Attorney Charles Crossman against Mrs. May 21: oi 1 Bing Crosby fthe former Miss Margaret Adamsj, Mrs. Clark Gable tthe former Miss Virginia Gravesj, Mrs. Ben Turpin Qthe former Miss Florence Kentfieldj and Mrs. Jackie Coogan fthe former Miss Elizabeth Gravesj. All four cases charged abusive treatment of husbands. Juue 9: Judgment secured against the Hastings Evening News for libel. Mr. Allerton G. Smith sued the News for false publications concerning his election to the All American for 1943. Juue 18: Won for Miss Eleanor Bukoski, case against Miss Minnie Kuzmeski and Miss Ruth Ashley, case of trade-mark claims. It was finally proved that Miss Bukoski was the original inventor of the No-snap suspenders. Miss Kuzmeski and Miss Ashley claimed title to the invention. Donald Jackson of the Jackson Drygoods Corp., acquitted July 20: President on the claims of employees for damages received by them during the strike eneral attack was launched on President Jackson. The com- plainants were: Miss Lillian Lovern, Miss Lillian Logan, Miss Anna Kelley, Miss Gertrude Kelley and Miss Sophie Gervickas. QMr. Jackson's case in which a g was won on the grounds of self-defensej July 29: Alimony case of Mrs. Harlan A. Wood, Jr., for the second time presented in court. Case postponed for later date in order to secure more evidence. August 9: Judgment secured against Miss Margaret Deady for encouraging her Pekinese lap-dog to attack Miss Barbara Crosby and Miss Roselyn Lannon. August 17: Defendant, Miss Catherine O'Neil, acquitted on charge by M. G. M. Pictures, Inc., of impersonating Zazu Pitts. September 7: Case won for complainant, District Attorney Seass, who secured Judgment against Mr. Gordon Moody for continued disturbance of the peace. CSentenced to four and one-half years in Sing Sing.D September 10: Defendant, Mr. Edgar Beaumont, acquitted on charge of driv- ing his rocket ship in a manner such as to endanger the lives of the public. Charge presented by the registrar of rocket ships, Mr. Edward Cliarron. 0Cf0lJT1'.2.' Judgment secured against Senator Alfred Planting for libel. Com- P amant, Rev. JOhn S. Gralenski, sued for 310,000 Planting used untrue and lmPT0P61n statements during debate with the Bev. on the age-old question of prohibition. s 7933 2 7 ol' Mar i wld l ef Jul bf' 9' fl pil WN' Qi BI If Dun fi 11 F c Deus 1 Dm Dfc D64 E F