Amherst Regional High School - Goldbug Yearbook (Amherst, MA)

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JTQQWUWW Class Will NQXV all men by these presents: We, the class of Nineteen Hundred and Thirtyilli-ee, being of sound mind, and full possession of our faculties, do hereby declare and make this our last will and cove- nant. Therefore we bequeath: . ' n To the Class of ,34: The battlescarred seats in Room 9, and the edifying ' 1 ' k . n0teSf'lntliJ?1Cllzes2stofogbj' Our ability to get out of assembly first, no matter. To the Class of '36: A poker face with which to bluff their way through school, and any gum which we may have parked and forgotten. To the Class of ,37: The proper humility becoming to freshmen, and a chart with which to find their way around SCh001- To Amherst High: A box of specially prepared Wonder-Food, guar- anteed to produce enlarged assembly, cafeteria, and class rooms. To Mr. Seass: A butterfly net to snare the objects which fly around his classroom. To Mr. Haskins: Three Stone-Mallory Algebra books, with our sincere affection. To Miss Weeks: A box of A's, just in case she can't think of what to give for Christmas presents. To Miss Hale: Two new volumes of the Encyclopaedia Britannica in case she gets out of information. To Miss Dwyer: The job of wearing out Gregg's Speed Studies and Manual. To Miss Fielel: A check for two dollars Crental of Room 8 after schoolj. To Steve Kosahowshi: Don Jackson's wave. To Emily Raiiiiey: Peg Deady's rosy cheeks. To Shirley N estle: Six inches of Libby Fitts' height. To Richarel Parsoiisr Jessie Boron's ability to play the typewriter. T0 Fran Carry: Julie Shaw's blush, and her blond tresses. To Julia Grafues: Helen Warner's ability to keep her man. H tT0 Vic. Harcleiiclojjf: Mike Pewatka's ability to amuse the children at a imes. To Marjorie Bemiett: Barbara Welles' collection of A's, but we don't think she'll need them. To Fred Sieoers: Squeak Munson's way with the ladies. To Rath Thomas: Charlotte Page's prowess in basketball. To Brace Brown: John Willard's ability to make Fords fly. To Milton. SlCl'jf07'Cl.' John Gralenski's place as a second Demosthenes. To Gus Dihlma-iiii: .Edwin Moore's ability to think much and say nothing. To Heleii' Holt: Mickey Kentfield's place as official funster in Room 18. To Izlarcliiig J eiihiiis: Gordon Moody's ability to ask questions. To Sieliiey Stoiie: Ed Charron's muscle, Z0 1I?97'lZ9lGllflf-' Woody's lengthy list of responsibilities. U01: 604.610 air. A kiddie-car so he can.run errands for Miss Krasnecki. .ii ow iici we set our hand and s l th t 1 15-5 dom1n1 nineteen hundred and thirty-thiige. IS ll en y list day of June, anno O c 7933

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.hd Kamik N .R 'UPNQ 'P Ulkihsf Fld Gump blip Dlbilzzri lldiinll' 1 ly in inf: Mn My pg. L new nu. MWF? snip? -a fm' 'mtl wvv1E imW y nf- ' w6,4'f It if be 0'5 if ..-- My ,gi mlb' Wi nd 'fl nf fi M' i e III Hurrah! We are upper classmen at last! This is a busy year for us and we start by electing Charles Peters as President, Charles Crossman again as Vice President, and Robert Holdsworth as Secretary-Treasurer. With these competent officers there is no danger of our running on the rocks. The iirst big event is the Junior Play. The cast and its coach, Miss Ricker, work hard and successfully present Applesauce. We feel this is a good omen for events to follow. Our social abilities are proved when we sponsor the Junior Dance. VVe wonder if Charlie Peters is telling the truth when he says he knows nothing about dances. In the field of athletics the girls show their worth by taking second place in the interclass basketball series. In Debating and Dramatics as well, we show ourselves good sports. Never say die is our motto. The Senior reception is our last important activity. It turns out well as might have been expected. Thus endeth our third year. IV Remember, when as Freshmen we longed to be Seniors? Our ambition is realized and we feel the dignity of our position quite as much as our predeces- sors ever did. Once more we place our faith in trusty Harlan Wood. Squier Munson is chosen Vice President, and Eleanor Bukoski, Secretary-Treasurer. The year is no sooner begun than a tragedy occurs-the death of our classmate, Bennie Bandelavich. Our Gold Bug occupies a prominent P1306 in our thoughts and all our efforts are bent towards its accomplishment. There's no rest f0I' the wicked! Those of us who have sinned by failing to pay dues, are still tor- mented. Gold Bug dues are added to our other burdens. The Senior Dance is successfully accomplished and we are through Wlfh the task of giving dances. Now we can sit back and enjoy the fruits of the . . 'vinv' dances. Juniors' toil. Even so we have had a lot of pleasure from gl D 1 ' ' 'l. Yet a few dayS, and the sun shall see us no more' in Amherst Higi We are told that the happiest days of our lives . . , b of them. XVe do not doubt it in the least, and only wish there vwerfl to 9 more have been spent in High School. S 7!?:3i3Y pkmww

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