American School Foundation of Monterrey - Eagle Yearbook (Monterrey, Mexico)

Page 89 text:

Steve Coffey Bill De Moya Jeff Hedgedus Mark Hutchinson Dario Iriarte Robert Koubratoff Chris Lambert Sharon Lucero Kevin Menk Jeanne Mullin Alex Navarro Brian Navarro Felipe Rubio Rick Seeley Mike Van Steenberg Alan Watts People want you to do What they want you to do But they don ' t think About you As soon as they find out What you want to do They don ' t want anything to do with you 85

Page 88 text:

Most wanted list The Juniot Class gets busied William Scott Seeley Alias: Ground Hog, Tumbleweed, Fuzzball, Seal, And a couple of unprintable ones. Characteristics: Nose: Public skiing area Hair: Misplaced tumbleweed Teeth: Is the Pope Catholic? Brain: Gigantic Wanted tor: Coming out of his hole and seeing his shadow. William Lewald Hutchinson Alias: Hutchy, Bozo, Balloon Head Characteristics: Teeth: Truck Tunnels Height: He ' s as big as his ego Dress: Sloppy Joe Brain: Somewhere (We think) Wanted tor: Making deafening noises on what he calls a drum set, but what looks like a heap of scrap metal. Tomas Edward Townsend Alias: Red, shorty, Matches Characteristics: Hair: Blinding red Shape of head: Football helmet Sense of Humor: Kindergarten level Brain: Whats That? Wanted for: Escaping out of the state match box and killing people with his sense ot humor. Jim L. Orrell Alias: Fred! Characteristics: Body: Like that of a monkey Complexion: The Rocky Mountains Mouth: Small Brain: Smaller Wanted for: Writing senseless poems Catherine Caldwell Alias: Joey, Squaw Characteristics: Color of skin: A coppertone girl she ' s not. Dress: She never wears one. Hair: Crew Cut Brain: No comment Wanted for: Loving a red skin Linda Gladen Alias: LOvelace Characteristics: Shape of Head: Soccer Ball Hair: Just woke up Brain: Bigger than head Wanted for: Not wanted by the F,B.L How did I get on this list? II . But Juniors will rule 84

Page 90 text:

Bachiellets I f A- 86