American High School - Anahuac Yearbook (Mexico City, Mexico)

Page 96 text:

Y Y ' '-XL' lull ' numl llllllllllllllllllllllll ulnumnllnnllln Illlllllllllllllllllllll llIllllllllll llllllllll ll l1l1::::1..xXal,.f - W X n iu gg h g , ...... .. ,:: X .: llml mliiil lllllnnlllmuI1IIllllllI1lMMlllllmallllllllnlm lill:aa...aia'lii Scotty: How much do you charge for pull- ing a tooth, Doctor? Dentist: Five dollars. 'Scottyz Five dollars! That's a lot of money to pay for anything that's over so quickly. , Dentist: All right, I'll make it slow mo- tion. Kiki: l take a cold shower every morn- ing. i rllouglasz Why brag about it? Kiki: Gosh, that's why I-take' it. UNO, Willie , said the teacher, ilit s a birdf, i . 'WVell , replied Willie, it looks like a boi-d. A school visitor was putting questions to a class in the grammar school. He nodded to a little fellow. 4'Do you know the Ten Commandments? he asked. . t'No, sir, said the little boy. '4What! You don't know the Ten Com- mandments? What 's your name? ' 'Moses, said the boy. . . ia, X, of in W ' i l Q '4'2 -W m.fi ni' Ries ? One hears a great deal about the absent -minded professors, but how about the ab- sent-minded dentist who said soothingly as he applied the pliers to his automobile: 4'Now this is going to hurt just a little . , if . i t My SWIM . f . g I l l if ul llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllInlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll you Illlllll I E Nlllllllllllllllllf f- lf .llmunllllllml A . Wlllllllllllll sg, xg' W .fiaiaiiill'lllIIllIII ' 5 1 5 ,L sf ' 5' l. 'l 'll ll 4 'll wgy l Xl , :-ig-1 . West Texas towns are noted for their healthy and bracing climate and the natives are not backward in telling about it. While passing through Van Horn, a visitor stray- ed into a lobbyiof a hotel. On one side was a blackboard setting forth the advantages of the place and iiually, as a climax, came this sentence: We had to kill a man to start a ee- metery ' l. I . 4'My fortune is made , cried Dick M. 'eHow come? asked Johnnie A. 'l've succeeded in crossing a homing pigeon with a collar buttonf' A Lolo R.-There's a personal letter for you at the house. Albert R.-What did it say? Miss Foster Qin appreciation of music coursej 5 Junie, what is your conception of i'Hot Music ? Junie.- Well, how about a tuba player with the hiccoughs and a trombonist with St. Vitus dance trying to play tHTiger Ragnl as a duet?7' Teacher tto classl-: Now I want you to write your names in your primers. OreJas.-What- and kill the resale value! Nacho-V.7hat's Miss Dinsomore so mad about? Abie L.-She wrote a book on the solution of the depression and they listed it as a mystery novel. After the fall of the Herriot Government an American registered at a de luxe Paris hotel, approached the clerk with his bill in his hand and asked: Am I on the American or European plan? - 'cOn the European plan, of course , the hotel man replied. The American smiled and commented, HThen I don't pay, eh! --ft or vin- . t iii We '' ':iiiii t 't1milll'.l W 1..Flli'.i l HV .-A'm iWIlllIl1l1IIW' F v i i mliuiu i t--- 'lill f-- . l t ll li il Lwllli W I Sl llllllllml yi if fiiylqylll-M ':1i,I Puig mil '-- --lilly 4 il WWII III L lll ,,'W ,. ',f'tllil 5 ,I '..ll-ll-l Ulf? H ,. ll' m 'li't - - mm llillllm-- .....l. iiilmlllul .,.,,,,.,,.,, glllllllllllllifffjf,,. fi:ffm,,IIIIlIIIIlm -l'1'I'l'v1I' i lliili l,III'1'I E u lLgiRmum llly 92 3 4- 5

Page 95 text:

. Illlllll lll llllllllllllIlllllllllllllulllllllllllllllllllllllllnllwlflllllllllllllllllllllllllllwllllllulllliill., T -,:E :iiiiiiiimIIIIlIIIIII :giiiijjlllllllllilll llnmmmmllll A N 'r S324 Al zfslllllllllllllll 'IMI N ,mum h ful 0 I Ill F 1 Il... llllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllmlllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllll 2 Silllllnl i si I 1 ..---- 'rr .. I. .IF t' X in Il.. - I ix ,--, L Z-Eli: I... 'A 1 . lllm 'l !l'Wifi E? 'l i ll 4. ' I l llllt .QQl,.' I a' ll 4 f ' , V , ' ., au.. i pplllll lllllll l'llll'lllllllmlM linulnm ll mmumum Mm lllllllllllllllll Zeiti5InmllllllllllllllllmE-'f'f:':QX'w .i:ui- Ill: mlm N N. On. Have you any four volt two watt has - bibs? ' lt'liocl1o: For Wlhfit? Mason: No two. pchocho: 'PVVO Nfason z Yes. Otero: I thought you said that you could .- -l fl'es. idgljvzaa., 1 did, but that one must have been H bee- Miss Foster.-Wl1o's that runt? Sloan.-Why that's Napoleon. Miss Foster.-Why did you get such a little man to play such an important part? The next person who interrupts the proceedings wi.l be sent home , declared the judge. . Hoorayl yelled the prisoner. The teacher was holding up Various pictures before the class and asking the pupils to name the objects. Holding up a picture of a robin she asked: 4'NoW children who can tell me what this what is it. It's a boid , replied VVillie. All right, Willie,', said the teacher, I know , spoke up Will.ie from the Bronx. is? First landlubber-Suppose you were out in H.Small boat on the sea and a great gust of Wlnd came up, what would you do? Second landlubber-l'd throw out an anchor, lglrst l. l.-Suppose more wind came up? ifC0nd l, l.-l'd.throw out another anchor. eslfst l. l.-Suppose a tornado came up? econd l. l.-l'd throw out another anchor. YF1PSt l. l.-Well, where are you getting all l0H1' anchors Home Second l. l.-Wei all your wind from? 1, where are you getting Shirley.-What's a State Highwayp qrPace.wYou'are asking me? blurley, smart g'u57,lWe11, what is it., xi 1 1 512106.-A .stretch ot good road between two detour signs, Fi1'St.WiS9 guy-'-And then I went to Asia under eighteen. Sfmolld .dumb guy--ASM under eighteen '? First wise guy.-Yeah, Asia Minor. Magistrate.-The evidence Shqvvg that you threw a brick at this constable. Barram.-lt show more'n that- it shows I hit him. 48 I .aff c c -353 f Q f Q 9 0 -.sg - J v .5 ,wr 5 D ,,,.. CP ' 1 I f 'll Q X t I '- 'ff ' 1 '. 9 .. 'Lg , . I 'Q ' -- If J '-'- H611 , IQ' Qi? Miss Van Dornum during syntax drill, What moo? Thacker-- The cow. Miss Van Do1'num.-What do you consider the greatest accomplishment of the ancient Romans? I i Betty Branch.--Speaking Latin. Chase and Sanborns always has a date- What a man! Motorcycle Cop- 'Say, look here, you ' 1 h e . . Ca1llZlg.ni.1e3i3Rii I can't eh? Well, officer, I should'nt stop here bllll YOU den t know this car like I do . maybe M mmlllllllllllll'Mui' ee ' W' c'-' ll 'b ie-i r..i-fm mv- ee 'c i icuii? iZQ2f lW -A ' V , . , f : ' l in ' i -... s ' f ml l m mlilliliu v gliiull l H s l 'll i lpl-i,N:iiI'l l,il.,bfi pl ip 1 . 4 'lf f'5niuHIIlllll l ll ,W lfflll 'jc lllmlilwl i F iii. lllllu, iiir . ce il i ll ' ' H1 ' ,,,t illll , L f lb Illl llii' M l l 'lll'l l'l'l'l'l' - llFlbiH,,,,,,,,,Q ,,,,,,,,,, , ,,Hm,,,,,ggg1gfigf ffiflliiiillllllllllf ..i- ---.- 1 ' ' Amm'MlIHiulm iIIHH'm 'i i' i A ii ' miumi V A

Page 97 text:

L I .. , ,X .1 3 1 P YM!! X P wx-Sqn f -'tl , L' L - K 4 M 3? v . N - lm., ln. ...V L . V X 1 9 Z 111111111111111111111111111111111,llIl HW''''''''''''''QIIl1Q11'WllWWi1'12IIl -'H 1 221fi 'llI 1111111111111111111111I111111111111111111111111I11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 529 'V Q WIP Q I 11 ' ' f - Nh 1, I., mlm A Z' ' ' LV ' I 1 ' ': ' f:.-11 1 1 -1 1 X 5 1 1,1 ,1llj1uf31115!.,1iLQ' It I H .::. 1IA 5 L X11 1-5:1 uh uh, 111' 1 '.'I I 11 , E lui' lllllllllllllm - 5!fMl 1H'1llllIlIII1lIIl1l11-11.1111111111 SSS SZW AXIY 1 llll ll g,.Nl1HIHIm1lIHu1 ' llmmllll .Y , 1 X EN WHIImwI11mmm y .iff gh Q5SL ix i , .:,1, saillllllm lIII1111111W..m,,....l 1 -'1111111111111111 1 - -1, .Q -Y , ff 515 '-5.Qvi5i.'?i- '3' X' b ' 1 S 1 0 as ig- 4'Z 1- V9 ff ' 1 -1 L----A-h 4 1 5 1 . 11 1 W 5-WN! Ed-'vow l 1 1 E Lf 1 fi V-VA? 5 it kin fl ,Z , R ww .- fs ' rf F.. ' fi.- 1 V -.1 . , 6' 9 Q' 1 Zi rg. ff X - - V, 2 ,-l Q: HN4 +1112 1' ---1 - Q H3.'WE'755 Mawngqg 1 b 0 ta N' is 1 51.65 f 1 1 W f gk 1 Q R X frhk' Q1 ' 5654 J 1. 9 f I gov: 1 . ff ' 2' ' Z4 - 1 1 xx ' 1 U X - 4 ff 1 5 1 S 1:1 f 1 P N S QR 7 1 I 1 f X 7 -uit 'av-43-g-W , - ' 5 cp. .-...c-'jf-V, - ' --eguii-' 4 gyqeesef uUR Hdve9.+1S1NQ- ! Xv.Nv1c.-QR MNMMM ' 1 A 'IT'-' ,lf-12' .:-g:l?'f?T':5rQ1:ff5 1 .111111 1.11 1 , ,,.,,, . W --.-. 1 1 f 1 1 s7'1I111jMl 1Qgg122L13111,g1111111 W1mW 'W'ff Qi! '1' IH1111 '111111111E,gM1 m 1' fx I ' H S 1 HW1141? 1111 1 11 I i111 11111151f15glJ ,11 . 111 1 11111111 1111 M11 1 A- . - 11115xj1M11 ' 1 1 1,1, 11' 1, . ,W 1 -- ' ' f , 1, f.. 1 0 'f ' 1' 1Vf' ff' lim.. .... 1 . 1 ..,.. 11' W 1, , 45,3-llafQUEU-giifi:iE?E' ' Q 1111'111-11 1 1 'f1T11lP111111111111111M,,11,,,,.,,,Agg1g 111,.1,1,,,, 1111,1,,,, , 111111.1111::1f1-11 11111 f--111111111- Nm'1'fH 111f'-11 ' '1 11 m'11 1 11 ' 1 1 --S11 '1 93 1 1 1 .