Alto High School - Stinger Yearbook (Alto, TX)

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jjropfecy gfffe cgezzzbr GQJJ 0 195611959 The halls of A,H,S. are lighted brightly, and the purpose of this occasion is a class reunion of the Senior Class of 1958-59. As we slip quietly in a side door, we can hear many different remarks being made by the students as they greet old friends, Granville Adams, the first man to go to Mars, is telling a group of his former classmates that green cheese really does take the place of vitamins. Shirley Derrett, now a fashion model on Saks 5th Avenue in New York, interrupts the conversation to tell Dannie Felder, the current rage of the nation, that his newest record, The Rocket Rock, is in her opinion the greatest. As we move on, we hear June Jones, who has been voted The World's Most Perfect Housewife talking to Ray Covington, who now owns all the forests in three states, about the good old days. The ex-president of the Senior Class, Marshall Ray Bynum, has invented a television phone and he explains plans for a secret model to Sonja Bauman, who is the outstanding fashion designer of Paris, Sonja has replaced the famous designer Dior, A loud crash is heard, and startled everyone turns to the door just in time to see Bennie Ross Lloyd, formerly the Big Bopper , stepping out of his pink rocket. Bennie flew in from the Moon and on the way down, he stopped to pick up Melvin Hahn, the famous scientist who was orbiting in space, to make this retmion. When everyone has quieted down, we see Hallene Allen approach the stage to do the dance routine she does in the latest Broadway Musical, My Lady Fair, As soon as she finishes, David Rice, Texas Governor, makes a speech concerning the speed of rockets in the air and their safety. To get the program back on the light side E. I. Holcomb, better known as Hot Lips Holcomb gives a jazz rendition of his latest trombone solo. Jo Ann Findley, head of the Why and Because Department for the President of the United States, explains to the group just why Russia blew itself off the map. Martha Moses, who has become famous for her dramatic voice, says the latest recording of her voice will be sent to the new President of Jupiter, Billy Don Maddux, as a reward for his defeating eight spacemen for the Presidency. Tommy Williams, world-famous All Star Football player, for every college in America, tells Mary Jane Grogan, columnist for the newspapers in England, some vital information for her column. Jerry Corbin, Academy Award Winner for the Best Actor in Hollywood, tells the group about his latest movie, AROUND THE WORLD IN EIGHTY SFIIONDS, To end the program Mrs. Weimar is voted the Outstanding Home Economics Teacher of the Uni- verse. Mr. Mayes, famous mathematician tells of his formula for the first rocket back in the year 1960. The crowd begins to scatter and the lights dim. Then all is in blackness and A. H. S. stands lonely and expectantly awaiting another class reunion. Signed: Senior Class 1958 - 1959

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