Alta High School - Accipitor Yearbook (Sandy, UT)

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Mark Farrer Geometry Denise Ferguson English. Yearbook Robin Fewkes Spanish Kathy Flores Spanish Mike Gibbs Freshman Counselor Lorna Halderson Algebra Gail Hansen Horticulture Craig Haslip Atath. Advanced Sports Karen Haws Marketing. Business Math Eric Hendershot Wrestling. Social Studies Kathleen Henriod Social Studies Dan Holladay American Problems. Advanced Sports Stan Holmes History. Reading Cheryl Hughes English Perry Johnson Drafting Sandra Jones Health. Physiology 74 O Faculty m

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GUILTY PLEASURES Most students imagine their teachers spending their free time reading classic literature or watch- ing educational television. Howev- er, the following teachers ad- mitted guiltily that they watch . . . Mr. Hoi la day: Three's Company because of the good looking blond. Barbara Kornet: Sesame Street because it’s the only show her daughter Kelly lets her watch. Carolyn Olsen: Dallas because Friday is the only night she can find time to watch television. Marti Pehrson: Knots Landing be- cause the program is really mind- less and she doesn’t have to think about it. Doni Rasmussen: Magnum PI. because the ocean looks so nice and warm while she is in Cltah freezing. Derald Alcorn: St. Elsewhere be- cause it has characters he cares about. Denise Ferguson: Cagney La- cey because she likes to watch women take charge. Julie Madsen: Hillstreet Blues for the sex. Eric Hendershot: Little House on The Prarie because it is a whole- some family show. Nancy Selack: Magnum P.l. be- cause of Tom. Don Ward: Crazy Like A Fox be cause it is a new show and it isn’t a soap opera. Julian Mercer: WKRP In Cincin- nati because it’s humorous, clev- er, witty, and full of puns. Derald R. Alcorn English. Yearbook Dan Allen Biology Doug Allen Art Mary Anderson Math. Cheer Songleading Douglas Anderson Vice Principal Kathy Bartlett Biology. 9th Robyn Bishop Communications. Drama Ken Black Health. Advanced Sports Bevan Chipman Carolynn Chipman Home Economics. Parenting Jorjan Condie Type. Computer Science Leslie DeMille Science Senior Counselor Welding. Woodwork Faculty C 73

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 TRITE TEACHER TRIVIA! How many years do teachers have to teach before retiring with full benefits? (100) How many teachers are at Alta? (101) How many teachers are new to Alta this year? (102) What is the average student-to- teacher ratio? (103) What teachers at Alta are former students of Barbara Ward’s? (104) Which university emblem is on Mr. Alcorn’s class ring? (105) What is Mrs. Ward’s most famous essay question? (106) How often does Mr. Farrer wear a carnation on his lapel? (107) Which teacher moonlights as the mayor of West Jordan? (108) Which teacher said, You’re con- fused, so what! You’re learning, I love it!’’ (109) What teacher took piano lessons from Bill Burraston’s grandmoth- er? (110) What teachers ’swims on his students when they are being ob noxious? (Ill) What word did Mrs. Martin give up on after misspelling three times? (112) What phrase begins all of the AP history essays? (113) What teacher has written two movies? (114) Which teacher has spent five years in Moracco? (115) Barbara Kornet German Nancy Larsen (J.S. History John Linton Science Mitch Lunak World History Julie Madsen Type Marian Martin English Adrene Masters Pre-School. Foods Judy McAllister English. Psychology David McConnell Health. Sports Kay McNamara Media Center Julian Mercer English Karen Miller Drill Team Janine Mower Math Susan Nielse Accounting Faculty C3