Almira High School - Trojan Yearbook (Almira, WA)

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PROPHECY FLASH! This is Secret Agent 0066 reporting from F. B. 1. headquarters in Washington D. C. Operation G6 has proved succes- ful. The missing class of sixty-six last seen 10 years ago receiving their diplomas June 3, 1966 has been found. Case 4t1 Michael Shane Andersen Found: Wandering around in a cow pasture south of Govan on his multi-million-dollar ranch. lIe's looking for his 55310, 000 Charolois Bull. And that's a lot of bull. Case 42 Natalie Kay Campbell Found: Beautifying America. Miss Campbell now heads the American Social Worker Foundation. Her latest assignment is trying to convert one of America's most notorious slum districts in the nation. We wish her luck and success on this danger- ous assignment in Wilbur, Washington. Case W3 Linda Lou Clausen Found: On the remote Island of Hari Kari. Linda is with the Peace Corps. She teaches the native children songs, dances, and games. However, when it comes to dances it seems as though Linda is surprised to find the natives do the Watusi and Frug just like they do back home. Case 144 Marcia Kathleen Dunham Found: Horsing around. Marcia is now the proud owner of 25, 000 horses on her 100, 000 acre ranch in Southern California. She had won every trophy known to man. Still, when Marcia is not riding her favorite horse, Farfalla, she sits on her rock- ing horse all day reading back issues of Western Horseman. Case 4145 Marcia Ellen Hyde Found: Standing on a dock in San Diego. Here Marcia waits impatiently for her husband, Admiral J. T. Hurley to return. Actually when Marcia is not busy standing on the dock, she has become a notorious literary figure. Under her pen name, Snydly Whiplash, she has bestowed another best seller entitled Barnacles on the Brain. Case W6 Sandi Lee Johnson Found: Receiving an Academy Award for her great dramatic accomplishments and best performance in I Was A Teenage Angel. The famous Actress resides in seclusion in an exclusive beach shack at Big Cir where she is believed to be secretly married to a long-haired guitar player. Case 47 Vivian Marjorie Johnson Found: Hiding in the broom closet of Blair General Hospital after being pursued by the New Interns. Vivian has just return- ed from the war overseas after nursing the entire U. S. infantry back to health. After all, she has much experience in this field after caring for the wounded and trampled during A. H. S. lunch hour many years ago. Case 148 Larry Dormaier Found: Stuck in the elevator on his way up to his penthouse in New York. It so happens Larry is one of America's leading stockholders. Therefore we find Larry Dormaier to be a rich, eligible young bachelor who deliberately rigs thc elevators of his apartment building. No one knows why. Case 4149 Becky Klein Found: Cutting out paper dolls. Becky, one of the country's leading Interior decorators and designers: has been chosen to draw up plans for the remodeling of the White House. However, since the President and Becky disagreed on pink and red flowered wallpaper for his bedroom, the rat threw up her arms and now takes to cutting out paper dolls. Also we find Becky to be listening to the radio quite often. Case 410 Sylvia Kremer Found: Hiding in the same broom closet with Vivian. lt seems as though nurse Sylvia has been drag racing down the cor- ridors of the Hospital with her patients in wheel chairs, and ran smack into the Superintendent of the Hospital. She'll have to come out any minute now since she must tend to her patients and wheel chair racing. Case itll Eric Long Found: Wallcing along the beach of Waikiki. Ambitious Eric, long hair, long beard, barcfeet, guitar and all, combs the sands for shells. One would almost regard this chap to be a first class beach bum. But do not despair! This is not the fate of the Eric Long we once knew. Actually Eric is a Prof. of Political Science and only plays the Beach Bum role on weekends. Case 1412 Elaine Williams Found: Up in the air. Elaine hasn't set her feet on the ground for a long time since she's taken to the air. She flies over the seven-seas and every corner of the world as a stewardess on the world's largest airline. Only once did she have to parachute out over the Atlantic Ocean and swim home because she forgot her make up. Case 4t13 Dwight Rettkowski Found: In a state of shock. Dwight now is the President of General Electric and the most skilled electrician in the nation. However, as always on the road to success, one must expect a few difficulties. lt seems Dwight was responsible for the coast to coast blackout a few weeks back when he attempted to fix his 1nother's toaster. Case 41114 Susan Zimmerman Found: Walking her pet lion. Susan, fond of animals now heads the Society of Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. Not only does she walk her lion, she rides her pet zebra and kangaroo. Her chief goal is to tame all the animals in the world. Case 41915 Robert McKay Found: Pacing the floor of the maternity ward. Outside is parked their surplus school bus with McKay's Inc. written on it. Bob and Char expect their fifth child. Soon they will return to the old homestead, as Bob calls, it, and live there happily everafter raising their five children. frequested by Bob McKay. J This is secret Agent 0066, the case of the missing 15 has been closed.

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H O L NI E T S C A S H SENIOR CLASS OFFICERS Elaine Williams, CoLu1cilRep.g Vivian Johnson, Secretary-Treasurer, Becky Klein, His- toriang Sylvia Kremer, Vice Presidentg Larry Dormaier, President. SUSAN LEE ZIMMERMAN Solo and Ensemble Contest 2, 3, 45 Declarnation 33 Triple Trio 1, 2, 3, 43 All State Chorus 45 Play 3, 45 Girls' State 35 Drill Team 1, 2, 33 Pep Club 2, 45 A. S. B. Vice President 43 Chorus 1, 2, 3, 4g Basketball 1, 2, 3, 45 Honor Chorus 2g Twirler 1, 2, 3, 4. MARCIA ELLEN HYDE A. S. B. Secretary - Treasurer 3, 49 Class Vice President 23 Band President 3, Chorus President 4g Honor Baud 1, 2 Cheerleader 4g Solo and Ensemble Contest 3, 49 Triple TI10 3, 4g Band 1, 2, 3, 49 Chorus 1, 2, 3, 49 Pep Club 1, 43 Drill Team 1, 2g Play 3, 49 Declamation 19 Office 3, 4.