Alma College - Scotsman Yearbook (Alma, MI)

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THE VARSITY SHOP Just for Sport BOOKS I26 W. Sup ATHLETIC GOODS STUDENT SUPPLIES E R MOORE COMPANY Q p d ce R + I erio S+ Ph 66

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BEST WlSl-lES TO CLASS QF l938l The Union Telephone Co. ManagemenT and Employees oT Alma, Michigan Our college, sTricTly speaking, is a higher insTiTuTion, To all oT liTe's complexiTies we geT a grand soluTiong To school you come wiTh open mind, unbiased by ideals, IT noThing else, you're sure To geT Those niTTy WrighT l-lall meals. An apple eaTen daily will prevenT us all Trom ailing, By polishing ThaT apple we exempT ourselves from Tailingg Money has no value whaTsoever To us scholars- We make Them change The TexTs each year so We can spend our dollars. A dull and Tedious lecTure in The classroom is noT boring, We know our rousing chapel soon will loosen up The Tlooringg ATTendance oT The classes is noT sTricTly speciTied, Excuse is quickly granTed iT your Triends can prove you died: lvlen and women now are we. we're doers now -noT yearners, WiTh perTecT Treedom boys can smoke, and Till Themselves wiTh Vernor's1 PoliTical enlighTmenT reveals we'lI have perTec- Tion- A DemocraTic G.O.P. will win The nexT elecTion. -Jack Sieg. A. J. Fleming Oil and Gas RoyalTies BoughT and Sold Alma, Michigan Phone 542 Licensed Broker ComplimenTs oT A. H. Dick BENDALL BAY cny TRUE CONFESSION l over-drink, l'm iusT a soak- l wear old cloThes, l'm always broke- l'd raTher sleep Than eaT, loy Tar- l've never been inside a car- l cannoT dance ll've never Tried.l I iusT Tound ouT ThaT Lincoln died- l've never seen a picTure show- I don'T know where bad kiddies go- l haven'T worn a Tie in years- l raise poTaToes in my ears- l never waTch The Fords Go By- l CAN do work, buT never Try- l love To siT and biTe my nails- l Tie Tin cans To doggies Tails- l've spenT mosT all my liTe in iails- Gosh, l'm awTul. -.lack Sieg.

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The Bancroft House Saginaw SOLICITS THE PATRONAGE OE ALIv1A COLLEGE Cale Corlee Shop Privale Dining Rooms Compton hop I2I E. Superior READY-TO-WEAR I-IOSIERY MILLIIXIERY LINGERIE The Qualily Slore of Smarl SIyIes Holiday for WashingIon's birrhday. MARCI-I Was II Lion or Lamb? Choir leaves for Derroir. Someone says rhere was a parry. Eh Gracie? LiIIIe Choir sang ar Luncheon. I Choir back Io school for a good resr. Women's League Formal ar Booslers. Ask Seavirre abour his 2.5. Surprise second place in IvI.I.A.A. Indoor Track Meer. Russ and Kay's second anniversary. Alpha Thela S+. PaIrick's Dance Zera parry for A. T.'s . . . Their own followed. Spring is here-Love on Ihe way. Runkle in hospiral. Ivlarerniry ward? Who's Jrhe chubby lass you a-courTin', I-IuI+- man? Scors Io have baseball Ieam. Alpha The+a's sweeI sixreen and never been kissed. I-Iow's spring foofball, boys? APRIL LindIey's birlrhday . . . AI, we mean. Anorher sleakless sreak-roast Where's my roller skales.