Alma College - Scotsman Yearbook (Alma, MI)

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BEST WlSl-lES TO CLASS QF l938l The Union Telephone Co. ManagemenT and Employees oT Alma, Michigan Our college, sTricTly speaking, is a higher insTiTuTion, To all oT liTe's complexiTies we geT a grand soluTiong To school you come wiTh open mind, unbiased by ideals, IT noThing else, you're sure To geT Those niTTy WrighT l-lall meals. An apple eaTen daily will prevenT us all Trom ailing, By polishing ThaT apple we exempT ourselves from Tailingg Money has no value whaTsoever To us scholars- We make Them change The TexTs each year so We can spend our dollars. A dull and Tedious lecTure in The classroom is noT boring, We know our rousing chapel soon will loosen up The Tlooringg ATTendance oT The classes is noT sTricTly speciTied, Excuse is quickly granTed iT your Triends can prove you died: lvlen and women now are we. we're doers now -noT yearners, WiTh perTecT Treedom boys can smoke, and Till Themselves wiTh Vernor's1 PoliTical enlighTmenT reveals we'lI have perTec- Tion- A DemocraTic G.O.P. will win The nexT elecTion. -Jack Sieg. A. J. Fleming Oil and Gas RoyalTies BoughT and Sold Alma, Michigan Phone 542 Licensed Broker ComplimenTs oT A. H. Dick BENDALL BAY cny TRUE CONFESSION l over-drink, l'm iusT a soak- l wear old cloThes, l'm always broke- l'd raTher sleep Than eaT, loy Tar- l've never been inside a car- l cannoT dance ll've never Tried.l I iusT Tound ouT ThaT Lincoln died- l've never seen a picTure show- I don'T know where bad kiddies go- l haven'T worn a Tie in years- l raise poTaToes in my ears- l never waTch The Fords Go By- l CAN do work, buT never Try- l love To siT and biTe my nails- l Tie Tin cans To doggies Tails- l've spenT mosT all my liTe in iails- Gosh, l'm awTul. -.lack Sieg.

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The Junior Class Thanks all of you who by your generosity of time and money have made possible this Golden Anniversary Year Book FEBRUARY 8 Climie has the mumps . . . Seavitte sleepless tor 3 nights worrying. Gotta raise money betore we get new prexy. . 9 Zeta l-lell Week began with Call ot the North Zetas have private tlood .... l-lester was - - - Brown bothered. wrong. ll Spendlove and Stanelc collect teminine ap- 84 loo-ololo make the Honor Roll, parel . . . Jane Lee says she doesn't wear 'em. Open night.. , , out HII eleven. I2 Lois and Louie . . .something else. Whey a duly Week-end I4 Valentine's Day . . .Who was lvliss Steward's l parcel trom? The Laundry? Sprlg has Cub' lb Pot Walloper's banquet. Scots deteat Albion in thriller. . . Gladys and I7 K.l. Swing Party. Ralph are taking up the brolcen threads . . . PllleV'lO5lleV-Pit I8 Runl4le's birthday. lille lWOmG Z A I 'EL' Furnishings ot exclusive f ol I M ctomirie O' men an c o in , , , b q Saginaw :: Michigan CYS

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