Alma College - Scotsman Yearbook (Alma, MI)

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Johnnie ate something that poisoned him. f' Croquettc-:'? No, but he's pretty sick. - I v just a mile'west of the Campus is where all the golfers sow CROSSWORD PUZZLE FANS!! What is a word with more than a hundred letters in it? Answer-Postofiice. their wild oaths. lvlany an Alma autoist has a Wonderful ride with a miss in his motor. Did you hear about Ann? She went out for a hike and fell up the river. Didn't she have anyone with her? No, she always let her conscience be her guide. SHORT STORY over a high bank All the lights went out in the Strand. There was no sign of panic. But when they suddenly came on again-. Prof. Hzunilton-- What would a nation be Without women? l I Orr-' A stagnation, I guess. The man sprang from the building tall, He lived through the spring but he died in the fall. -THa'r's ALL. -- ALMA COLLEGE One H'un.d1-ed Thirtcerz

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IVIr. Sharrar- Not another word. VVith some people you can go so far, and no farther. Baker-uTut! Tut! I know three girls in this town with that same line. Bentley- Calla says he does11't really want to marry Helen, but that he's doing it on her fathefs account. Bubbles- I always knew he,d marry for money. Violet- I haven't been to a show this week yet and it's Saturday night al- ready. Ken- Then let's sta f in the hall and not break our recordf, I Y Jennie-'WVhy doesn't Hubert let you take the car oftener'? Dorothy-'CHe insists that I use the mirror to watch the road behind mef, Stormy gent at European- Say, it's been half an hour since I ordered that turtle soup? Ostrander- I'm sorry, sir, but you know how turtles are. It is said that Erwin is so fastidious that he gargles Listerine before he calls LoReta on the telephone. R. 'Wright- An old' tramp just asked me for a dime for a sandwich. R. Catherman- Did you give it to him? A R. lVright- No, the old liar didnlt have any sandwiches. i ALMA Cotteoe

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GD CD V l l FA'- THANKS W Few folks realize the tremendous amount of work involved in putting out an annual. It would be utterly impossible for a staff to edit and publish a year book without the kind assistance of many people who are in no way connected with the class or staff. The staff of the IQ25 NIAROON AND CREANI wishes to take this opportunity to thank all those persons who have contributed their aid in putting out this book. In particular we wish to thank Nlr. Rodney Burgess for his help in securing our snaps, Romaine Hogan for his drawings, Nliss Ruth Grierson for the assistance given us from the office, Charles lviurray for his work on the mounting, and Wilmer Patton, john Shroyer, and Elnol McGlone ofllast year's staff for their aid and suggestions. 'Without the kindness of these people our Work Would have been doubly dificult. U -Tun EDITORS. A ALMACOI,I,BC,l'1 - 4 ,4- Ow 1'I1LnzZv'ed F0ur!r':11,