Alma College - Scotsman Yearbook (Alma, MI)

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IVIr. Sharrar- Not another word. VVith some people you can go so far, and no farther. Baker-uTut! Tut! I know three girls in this town with that same line. Bentley- Calla says he does11't really want to marry Helen, but that he's doing it on her fathefs account. Bubbles- I always knew he,d marry for money. Violet- I haven't been to a show this week yet and it's Saturday night al- ready. Ken- Then let's sta f in the hall and not break our recordf, I Y Jennie-'WVhy doesn't Hubert let you take the car oftener'? Dorothy-'CHe insists that I use the mirror to watch the road behind mef, Stormy gent at European- Say, it's been half an hour since I ordered that turtle soup? Ostrander- I'm sorry, sir, but you know how turtles are. It is said that Erwin is so fastidious that he gargles Listerine before he calls LoReta on the telephone. R. 'Wright- An old' tramp just asked me for a dime for a sandwich. R. Catherman- Did you give it to him? A R. lVright- No, the old liar didnlt have any sandwiches. i ALMA Cotteoe

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Johnnie ate something that poisoned him. f' Croquettc-:'? No, but he's pretty sick. - I v just a mile'west of the Campus is where all the golfers sow CROSSWORD PUZZLE FANS!! What is a word with more than a hundred letters in it? Answer-Postofiice. their wild oaths. lvlany an Alma autoist has a Wonderful ride with a miss in his motor. Did you hear about Ann? She went out for a hike and fell up the river. Didn't she have anyone with her? No, she always let her conscience be her guide. SHORT STORY over a high bank All the lights went out in the Strand. There was no sign of panic. But when they suddenly came on again-. Prof. Hzunilton-- What would a nation be Without women? l I Orr-' A stagnation, I guess. The man sprang from the building tall, He lived through the spring but he died in the fall. -THa'r's ALL. -- ALMA COLLEGE One H'un.d1-ed Thirtcerz