Alma College - Scotsman Yearbook (Alma, MI)

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:gf I ev Er l i 3 l i l i l Z I l l 1 i 1 'i D JGKES . Ike Cin the Europeanj- Will you have a little shrimp? Dorothy- 'Why, Ike, my father hasn't seen you yetf, WE WONDER How is it that the pretty girls get all t-he praise, and the clever girls get all' the husbands? Dick approached the counter at the fur department. I want a set of furs,', he said. A present for a young lady. Any special kind, sir? inquired the salesman. Well, not too expensive, that black and White set in the window. Old said the salesman. '4You mean skunk. The Maroon and Cream is informed from the hospital that the salesman will be out in a couple of weeks. Bud- Why don't you ever go to church? Shorty-i'Well, the first time I went they threw water on me, the next time they threw rice on me and the next time Ilm afraid they are going to throw dirt on me. I Ed says the boys at the Zeta Sigma house are all osteopaths because they are forever rubbing it in. If girls were looked after properly at home they wouldn't be looked after on the street, said a certain Alma spinster. Do you follow me? VVoodburn-'III I ever did, it was altogether unintentional. Roger Cbelow window with saxophonej- Hey, Tiny, open the window or I'll playf, I-Iogan Cat the Europeanj- I say, Liken, the coffee is all out of my cup. Can I soak my doughnut in yours? Virginia- I've' been filing some of Hugh's old love letters. Ann- Do tell! I didn't know he was as rough as all that. M ALMA eottsotg ffjj-L JMX XT Om Hundred Eight

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QF A Rouch regrets very much his participation in Pioneer Hall pugilistic affairs. l He claims he can't Walk downtown with his hands in his pockets without being arrested for carrying concealed Weapons. Mr. lVIcGlone-'WVhy, son, that suit is three times too large for you. Elno- I know it, but they were all the same price. .ludge- When you turned that corner before' the smash-up why didn't you I put out your hand? Johnson- What do you take me for, an octopus? Sam- Do you care for a little ice in your glass? Elliot- No thanks. They spread disease. Mary- Steve, don't fold your napkin in this cafe. Steve-HI-Iow else am I going to get it in my pocket? Barber, shaveg Srnythe Sneeieg Smythe Dead: Next please. Hop- I told Elma just what I thought of her after the danceff Bill- What did she have to say? Hop- She said she kind of liked me too. Apsey- W'hat are you going to take next term? C. lVIacDonald- Either the Pere Marquette or the Ann Arbor. t l . Y a f Y Y ,x ' E le K r A L MA COLLEGh+ We . one I1 undred Ten X. ..,, ,J w