Alma College - Scotsman Yearbook (Alma, MI)

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:gf I ev Er l i 3 l i l i l Z I l l 1 i 1 'i D JGKES . Ike Cin the Europeanj- Will you have a little shrimp? Dorothy- 'Why, Ike, my father hasn't seen you yetf, WE WONDER How is it that the pretty girls get all t-he praise, and the clever girls get all' the husbands? Dick approached the counter at the fur department. I want a set of furs,', he said. A present for a young lady. Any special kind, sir? inquired the salesman. Well, not too expensive, that black and White set in the window. Old said the salesman. '4You mean skunk. The Maroon and Cream is informed from the hospital that the salesman will be out in a couple of weeks. Bud- Why don't you ever go to church? Shorty-i'Well, the first time I went they threw water on me, the next time they threw rice on me and the next time Ilm afraid they are going to throw dirt on me. I Ed says the boys at the Zeta Sigma house are all osteopaths because they are forever rubbing it in. If girls were looked after properly at home they wouldn't be looked after on the street, said a certain Alma spinster. Do you follow me? VVoodburn-'III I ever did, it was altogether unintentional. Roger Cbelow window with saxophonej- Hey, Tiny, open the window or I'll playf, I-Iogan Cat the Europeanj- I say, Liken, the coffee is all out of my cup. Can I soak my doughnut in yours? Virginia- I've' been filing some of Hugh's old love letters. Ann- Do tell! I didn't know he was as rough as all that. M ALMA eottsotg ffjj-L JMX XT Om Hundred Eight

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if - I l . l l 1 ' MARCH A I-'B I6lI'Cl1 tears in like the proverbial lion. ' . V- 4-President Collidge inaugurated. Classes as usual. Senora de Palencia on l lecture course. Alma Gilbert, Louise Watrous, Kathrine Jenkins, LoReta x l Neely, and Ruth Hamilton make very bonita-lookin' senoreetas. I 5-Sheik makes hit in Education debate. l 6-Athletic Association stages party for Ulivetg we win, 48-22. l -W Calkins and Maurer work at beanery. 7-Kappa Iota a11d Alpha Theta hold formal party at Elks' Temple. . JL- 1 S-Fine weather tonight. Nineteen couples sign up for church at Eastminster. I all ' Io-Carty, Tebo, and Cole have their Spanish lesson today. IVIiss Landwehr I bears it well. q II-Coolidge inaugurated a week ago today. 2 ' '.' I3-Jack Apsey swiped for all three meals today. I ,lg 14.-Girls hold Nlasquerade Party in Wright Hall. . I7- Peter Pan on lecture course at Strand. Several try to work course tickets on Sunday, but they get stinged bad. IS-Chamber of Commerce entertains our M. I. A. A. Champs. I9-Basketball Banquet at Hall. Dutch,' is the new captain. zo-Another Senior informal at the gym. 21-Philo-Phi masquerade at gym. Alma Gilbert takes the burries. ,Stan Fraser wins the handsome crocheted soup-ladle. . 22-Begin last lap in race to Spring vacation. ' 24.-Fresh bread at Alma College Co-operative Boarding Hall. No casualties. Maybe they will try it again! 26-Several defy double cuts and leave for home. 27-Spring vacation and good weather, b'gosh. Cvlee Club invades southern part of the state, and leaves northern wilds to Cantando Club. Broadcasts from Detroit. . l APRIL 7-Back again, hoorayl Ah, now we can go to classes and study again. 9-Glec Club hoves into port. Neeland brings souvenir. V II-College photographer hurries with lVIaroon and Cream pictures. l 25-31-Staff becomes profane. We l1ave decided not to put out any more annuals. l C Skaggs as as at L MA cotttet A kj One Hfmdrecz' Seam B' i I rl

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