Alma College - Almafilian Yearbook (St Thomas, Ontario Canada)

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. . . HUMOUR. . . Hair Eyebrows -- Eyes Complexion Nose Mouth The Perfect Alma Teacher Miss Harper Figure Mrs Doering Miss Harper Clothes Miss Holman Miss Brien Humour Mrs. Coulter Dr. Hunter Vitality Mrs. Sifton Miss Williams Hands Mrs. Coulter Miss Cutler Understanding Mrs. Douglas CAN YOU IMAGINE Pam Sutherland in bed at 9:50 Yolanda with eyelashes Joni Page on a diet No rule s at Alma Each room with a telephone No morning walks Mrs. Sifton driving a red convertible Leaves for the Stork Club on Saturday nights Each senior having her own key No leave book Alma College a mixed school Jean Sutherland not laughing Lois Foster dating other boys Peggy Sexton, early or on time for classes Janet W hite playing the drums in a fur coat Cowboy: What kind of saddle do you want for riding? Sharon: What kinds are there? Cowboy: Well, there ' s an English and a Western saddle . Sharon: What ' s the difference? Cowboy: Well, the Western has a horn and the English hasn ' t . Sharon: Oh, well you better give me the Western one, I ' ll need the horn in heavy traffic! Carol Boomer writes her non-writing boy friend at Christmas, I got tired of asking Santa ' Claus to bring me a letter, so I asked Mr. Sandman and he brought me a D-R-E-A-M!!! Hey Grandma — put down that juke box, you ' retoo old to carry a tune!!! Peg Jackson: Are you sure you marked my paper right. I don ' t think I deserve an absolute zero? Miss Brien: Neither do I, but it ' s the lowest mark I ' m allowed to give. Harry: Did you take the car out last night, Elmer? Elmer: Yes, I took some of the boys for a ride!! Harry: Well, tell the boys I found one of their little lace hankies in the front seat!!! Mrs. Sifton was driving along a country road when she noticed several linemen climbing telephone poles. Silly men , she remarked to Mrs. Doering, They must think Pve never driven before. Gabby: I found out our Sunday School teacher doesn ' t take baths. Mrs Doering: What do you mean? Gabby: She said she never did anything in private that she wouldn ' t do in public. Confusion in Room 17: Molly rushing in the room: Have you seen sister Barb lately? Corinne: Yes, she looked just like an accident going somewhere to happen. ' ! Mrs. Douglas in English class: Can anyone give me the definition of a vacuum . Barbara Ward: The thing my father shoves around the house, whenever my mother tells him to make himself useful. Two little ants were sitting on top of a cracker box when all of a sudden, one started racing frantically along the edge. The other ant asked why he was running and the reply was Can ' t you read that sign on the lid. It says, To open, tear along the dotted line!! Hey Gramps, get off the stove, you ' re getting too old to ride the range. Pag 55

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ALMA BASKETBALL TEAMS LEFT TO RIGHT: — Elaine Weese, Frances Peets, Barbara Johnston, Mary Ellen Anthony, Corinne Carbert, (captain), Molly Carbert, Marilyn McMeeken, June Clarke. Page 54

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THE NINE HOT CANARIES Linda Destun, head of the kitchen girls nine, Is our sweet little May Queen, so divine. loan Nishimura is a petite young lass. Because of her art, she heads the class. Our cautious miss, Barbara Cawthra by name. Is likely to climb the ladder of fame! Anneke Kiers, many friends has made. She studies very hard to obtain her grade. Kay Okuhara is on hand when we dine, Yet tops the class in the commercial line. Betty Anne Thurston, with her cheerful hi . Is a pleasure to greet as she makes dishes fly. Irene Nicholson with her troubles galore, Is always very willing to do any chore. If I ever needed you, I need you now: That ' s Shizu Matsumoto ' s theme song; and how! Pictures, pictures, pictures, she sure has it bad, ' Cause in Betty Aihoshi ' s room, I see nothing but Alan Ladd. Top to Bottom: (Left) Irene Nicholson, Joan Nishimura, Kay Okuhara, Betty Aihoshi. Centre: — Linda Destun. Top to Bottom: (Right) Anneke Kiers, Betty Anne Thurston, Shisu Matsumoto, Barbara Cawthra. Page 56