Alma College - Almafilian Yearbook (St Thomas, Ontario Canada)

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Seated one day in the library I was weary and longed to be free . My thoughts were wandering idly When sudden, there came to me- A vision of the future; Startled, I seemed to see The girls of Alma • 55 Each fulfilling her destiny . From Warner, I saw: Agnew, a thrush in a nightclub. Joe Smith, her partner in song. Yolanda and Mamie are modelling Each one in a lovely sarong. Donna Prong is a pet Riding round in a jet, As her room-mate Barb invents bombs. W eese is running the three minute mile , And Leach ' s speedboats are right in style. From Ryerson there came : Pam Sutherland, now styling hair. Her room-mates, Marilyn and Barb Own a factory, together making soda bicarb. Helen Linn has won the Kentucky Derby . Barb Johnson is married to a fellow named Herbie. The Terrible Trio has broken up— Kunow with her cure for the common hic-up. Shoemaker we find in a circus no less . She ' s the lion tamer in a low cut dress. Helen Wall is as professional as she can be For she ' s now a tree surgeon, you see. Pauline we see as a sweet young nurse. Why do her patients keep getting worse? Hill is a millionairess in her teens, She ' s raising Mexican jumping beans, Sue Merrall is now a recording star— Life get Ted-ious has gone quite far. Marvel too is a sweet young nurse, From her care patients leave in a hearse. And now we see a miss called Feick, She rides up hydro poles on her bike. Her room-mate Lee is quite a card She barks for Fido in commercials for Pard Schmidt is there, her typewriter before her , Typing her novel South of the Border . Hodgln sings Carmen next week at the Met. Sexton sells clocks, she ' s still punctual you bet . Searle rides a motorcycle you know . She ' s a lady cop and boy can she go ' . Janet and Diane run an old maids ' home, While Foster ' s a garbage collector in Rome. Phyllis Ann Smith, in a restaurant we see. She ' ll read your fortune from a cup of tea. Next comes Molly who ' s now at sea, In the navy version of Fibber McGee . In Toronto, we find Marilyn McMeeken, Through Ryerson ' s key-hole she always is peekin ' Miss Grimberg is next with a bright red shawl, The new receptionist in the main hall. Maiden ' s a maiden, for but a short time F or she soon will hear wedding bells chime . There is the girl in the black and white — Sandy Owens, now wears convict stripes ' . ' . Then across the hall and under the bed, Sinclair is shrinking a human head 1 . Corinne is at present in old New York. She ' s learning how to use her fork 1 . ' . Sheila Marr? No one would recognize As a lass of fashion she takes the prize. The next girl we see is Mary Lou Fritz She ' s broiling lobsters at the Ritz. Ann Hanselman wears a green and white shirt. She advertises for the pop called Squirt . Joni Page, we find upon her knees. She ' s at the bottom of a bowl of Tastee-freeze . Tregunno and Simms, our two georgeous dolls Are big time cheerleaders, enacting new calls. Linda and Joan who have broken their backs — Waiting on us- -now drive Cadillacs. There in Newfoundland Janie Noftle I see . She ' s pulling huge sharks right out of the sea. Roseclaire Pitt, I perceive with my mystic eye She ' s climbing a mountain twenty thousand feet high 1 . And there in a coffin Ginger I see She killed herself laughing at the Class Prophecy ' . I Page 21

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Congratulations to . . Alma College SPITTAL BROTHERS LIMITED LONDON Compliments of Compliments -of- Shackleton ' s DIANA NORTON’S GRILL DRUG STORE for FINEST FOODS FOUNTAIN SPECIALS ST. THOMAS CONFECTIONS Page 20

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