Allentown Nurses College - ANC Yearbook (Allentown, PA)

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XEQAWCQ H 3355155 is 'EIDE Some folks say Life ain't worth while, Well I often wonder what in thunder they an mean c 'Pears to me I oughta be thankful, But I'm not, by a great big tankful. You can't imagine what's happened to me. Well I'll tell you, yes I will, I'm so gosh-darned mad I'm gonna squeal, I'll tell you in a few words that don't rime But it's because I haven't much the time. Last night when I was sleepin', I woke up feeling creepy, Then I heard a crying sound somewhere in the house Sounded funny, kinda scared me, thought Id better look around. In the hall stood C. D. Schaeier and my Dad Both looking kinda glad about something. When Dr. Schaeffer spied me, he just sorta grinned and guyed me, ' Asked me, Wass is los ? Dad seemed glad, but I was mad When the nurse showed me what they brot us To my disgust, it really wasn't much, Only a Baby Girl. I D'you blame me a lot for being sore? Just was over to see Bud Murray, But I left somewhat in a hurry. Found out he had more trouble than me. Gee whiz, he sure is wild as he can be. Dirty Irish trick, he told me, and I agree. It seems that Dr. Schaeffer Made a mistake that couldn't be graver I age One Hundred Eighteen

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-0- -.- ....-, . , ..,. ......,., ,. , Y - -- , ---M - f. z-...,..lg..Tg.-3E'E':'35ii'71E:: '3QA W9 Yea, they were Trained Nurses. And I could not .tear my beloved away from th em. Then, I turned and prayed in my heart, saying: O Lord, let not my beloved fall ill among these Love-Pirates in An- gel's.Clothing: For if a strong man cannot resist them, how shall a Weak one escape? I Nay, east my beloved among the moving-picture vampires, and let him face the dangers of the beauty chorus, if must be. But let him not be carried into a hospital, to be devoured by one of these. For what chance have I, a Mere Woman, beside them: Go to: A vampire is only a vampire but a T ' , rained Nurse is a bundle of mystery, Wrapped in modesty, covered with gentleness, and all wound up in a man's imagination. Selah. I Being the confession of the,Seven Hundredth Wife, concerning the Love-Pirates ' A 1' ' ' in nge s Clothing, against Whom a Mere Woman hath no chance-says Mrs. Solomon. I HELEN ROWLAND. page One Hundred Seventeen

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Z'fZe,A! Over at Bud's house last night. Left them twin Bud looked sad and so would you Then C. D. Schaeffer asked him s, not one but two. W Well, I sort of solved the question Why life ain't worth while, Yet I've a reason to smile And Bud more reason to growl. Take my advice and Beware, If Dr. Schaeffer grins and asks you Wass is los ? MICKEY MCFARLAND hip -1 yi ' page 0119 Hundred Nzneteen