Allen Township Centralized School - Dixie Yearbook (Van Buren, OH)

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THE DIXIE -- ------- Stranger: Oh, are you an instructor here? Mr. Clymer: No, I just keep the gang together for forty five minutes. I d .IVIr. Copeland: Raymond Edwards just swallered the iodine. What'll o. Mr. Lawrence: In case anybody gets hurt I suppose we'll have to use the mercurchrome. Although only a tattoer's son he had designs on the girl, but she was an architect's daughter and had other plans. Well, said Wilbur, as he adjusted the tie of Harry's dinner jacket thrust his arms into Bill's fur coat, dashed out to Jack's car, with Jim's money, to take out George's girl, 'Tm a real fraternity man at last. Howard Poe: Stanley is certainly a great man in the woods. Eleanore Poole: Yes, you simply can't stump him. God save the Irish, no one else is making any effort. I take a spoon of oyster stew, And to my mouth I hoist'er. I like it loads, because I've not The viewpoint of the oyster. A good thing to keep your bills down is a good paper weight. The Van Buren school orchestra is known as a five piece orchestra al- though there are nearly thirty in the personall. They can play three waltzes and two overtures. Butch Rader: Where are you going in such a hurry? Mike Kuhlman: Why Ham just ate some cucumbers and is at the point of death. Butch: Going to get a Doc. Mike: No, after more cucumbers. Carpenter from third story: Did I drop something on your head? Pedestrian: Only a hammer. Be more careful next time. You take the cake, remarked the student as he cleaned his pipe. Salesman, to Mr. Wolfe: Why do you enjoy such a dumb looking sales- Mr. Wolfe: Well, it makes the customers feel that they cannot help but get the best of the bargain. The tragedy of a flea is that he knows for a certainty that all his chil- dren will go to the dogs. Howard Poe: Do you remember the old days when movie houses were dark as pitch and the click of the camera drowned out all else? Nealie: Yes, dang it, I was only eight years old then. Vesta Lindenman: Dick Trout would certainly make a fine aviator. Rachael Beihler: What makes you think so? Vesta: Well you see it would be impossible to make him any dizzier than he is now. i-wzsl

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THE DIXIE AGAIN-The World's Most Beautiful Low Priced Automobile Not only is the Bigger and Better Chevrolet a finer car mechanic ally, not only does it offer more delightful riding comfort-but it is in finitely more beautiful and more superbly styled! Come in and see for yourself. We'll gladly place a car at your disposal-for only actual road demonstration can reveal the full significance of this latest Chevrolet achievement. DAVISON-HARRINGTON CHEVROLET COMPANY Findlay, Ohio Quality at low cost, Phone 117 R. D. HATFIELD Dealer in STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES VEGETABLES, ETC. Telephone 19-Y 1928