Allegheny College - Kaldron Yearbook (Meadville, PA)

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l ' H. EDWARD WELLS, Ph.D, The handsomest man on the faculty, but has three great faults : lets Dr. Elliott select his tailor, is chief nabob of the athletic board, and takes old maids out to the Saegertown Inn. M. EMMA N. FRASER, Ph.D. Your smile, and the fact that you have followed a good preceptress, sadly handicaps you, but you've done fairly well, considerinl Better give up your Canadian ideas on good form. I SAMUEL R. CooK, Ph.D. This is his Hrst year, and it looks as if it will be-a case of Good-bye, Hiram. May be some improvement over Guerney, I but we had rather have whiskers than that woe begone look that foretells a death from violentC?j exercise. - ...,,,, ' 'fy

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t ALICE HUNTINGTON SPALDING. The new catalogue cuts her line out. Oh, Alice, after all these years, is it true? Constant rendition of The Old Maid'g Love Letter must have done it. Here's good wishes, for we had rather marry you than Roxy any day. FLOYD L. DARROW. Won our hearts by adequately de- scribing Langy and Eddie. Talks through his nose and ought to be kept in the - museum. But he is married, so will pass him by. ROXANE LANGELLIER, A. M. Good-bye, Langy, this is your last year, and we're very sorry-that we can't roast you in another KALDRON. We wish you joy with your French fiance fighting in the Russian army in Spain.- Poor fellow I ! ! VVILLIAIVI R. MAIN. Got his job by helping Breed sweep out the museum. Manages to keep his Y. M. C. A. dues paid up, and is good at Writing labels for rocks, quartz, etc.