Allderdice High School - Allderdice Yearbook (Pittsburgh, PA)

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fIhe Trained Ghost The Procession of the Loons of 464 efi Tricky Talkie l'rologue Enter .lane Bage and Helen Ungvary: VVe are the scene shifters. VVQ sift the schenes, we inean we shift the scenes. ACT I Lines forgotten. ACT II Enter G-reat Grand I'appy times XVonnj and Great Grand Manimy Cl.ucille McCarneyj 2 G. G. Pappy: Uh, Mlainniy, whar is niah squarrel rifle? Ah hears them revenue officahs agin. G. G. Mannny: .-Xh cain't renieinliah, pap. 'Pears like only las-t night I had it on the window, shootin, at them Kruhns. G. G. Pappy: Mighty queer yo' cain't find it now. Hminnininil Cwhispersj Yo! idon't suppose a hant took it, does yo? G. G. Maanimyz Yo' cain't never tell, Pappy. Still, it niighit have heen one o' theni shiftless skonks. G. G. Pappy: Anyway, who cares? Letls eat, I'ni hiongry. Call the chillun. G. G. Maniniyz Paul Kuznia VYonn, Dorothy Shaw W'onn, Perry Rockwell VVonn Chin, right purty nani-e, thatj g jack Stover VVonn fliet he's down to the river, diving offen that there tree whar they hung yo' pappy, Charles Scott NVonnj 3 Ruth Williziiiis VVonn .... A h caiu't renienihah no nio! Kin yo' recall any, pappy ? G. G. Pappy: Lennne seg Don Butler NVonn ts-ounds Spanish to nie. XVho'd ah evah nanie hiin aftah?j That's the only one ah kin renieniher. XVhy didn't yo' nulnhah them, Mannny? Like One VYonn, Two VVonn. G. G. Mannny: Oh, Pap, yo' knows ah cain't count ovzah five. G. G. I'appy: Ah right, let's cat. ACT IV Enter revenue officahs Uickerinan, lfeldnian, Friedman, Goodman, VViseman in alphabetical order, with blood hounds: Goodman: NVQ all is froin the county-seat. Hullo! Don Butler VVonn fin a stage whispcrj : Hey, you aren't supposed to come in yet. You're in the wrong act. Curtain 30

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The Most Stupendous Presentation ot the E 0 N Starring the Allclerdice Report Classes Seniors-January-1936 .. I Management General Manager ............ ......................... ................ I I clith Baker Chief Seat Seeker ............... ...... ......... N l ary Thonipson Assistant Chief Seat Seeker ............. ............ Hazel Rea Reel-man fha man that is a man it ....... ......................... B ernarcl Brown Curtain Yanker ................ .............. , .. .........,.................. Boh McElroy Board of Censors ........ .................. ....... . l 'stelle Serhin, lflsie Darnell Stick Swinger ............... ........................ ......................,....... l Q aymond Cillo Assistant Tax-Collector and Ticketeer .... ................ H elen lfhert First Ticket Ripper ..............................,......... ....... Lavvrence Aclreon Second Ticket Ripper ..................................... .....,. ......... F 1 'ank Kapalo Head of U-Findem-Vfe-Keepem Department Chief Bouncer QOn vacationit Assistant Bouncer ...................... Hat and Coat Girl Sorter .... 29 .........Mary Perkins ...............Blmer Hafenhracli ..........Klary Louise Clarkson E! EEEEHIEEEEE H EEE E

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ACT III G. G. Pappy: These victuals is suttinly good. Wiliat is this? G. G. Mammy: C-orn Ponte Cat Mush. G. G. Pappy: Le't's turn on the phonygraph and have some dinnah music. QHeard on the phonygraph are the three Hillbillies: Ducky Harris, li'l Joey Paulson, and Meyers Sherbertj. G. G. Prappyx Hyyaaah! One of ouah littlluns is 111iSSlI'l,. Look around, Mlamniy, see which un's lackin'. G. G. Mammy: Hmm, hmm, hmm, Hmm. Wl1ar's ouah Nelli-gan?!? Pause Open the window so we can get her line in. Heard in the distance: Tm 'off to the city, trala, la la. Officahs: Never fear, dear Woiins. We'll find her. ACT V, ACT VI, ACT VII CC-ouldn't think of nawthin'j ACT VIII, SCENE IV CHeard in the distance the bell-like notes of the blood-hound Gh-ost j Dick-erman, the Dick: Ah, the dogs have her trail! ACT VIH, SCENE V Friedman: We're coming nearer. ACT VIH, SCENE VI Wiseman: Ah, thar she blows. fN0thin like being gradualj ACT IX Officah Feldman: Thanks to this nice trained dog, Ghost, welve found youah li'l N elli. ACT X The rejoicing village belles dance a Kentucky Reel, tripping lightly.across the stage. They are Pauline Plesset, Lilly Okerberg, Katie Prosdecimo and Marcella Scott. Crash! Bang! Boo1n!! t fthey tripj. Epilogue David M.cClean: That's all, folks. 31