Alger High School - Eagle Yearbook (Alger, OH)

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Clove 1 Lawrence always plants potatoes on St. Patrick’s Pry, He rr raca each one in racer first and neorle always say, Why do you do that? Does that give them extra size? He said, Oh, no! I lust do that to keen dirt out of their eyes. 1 Don Worthington has a teacher ’ ho bailed him out a. fright, Said, Don, why do you scribble so? I can’t read a word you write He d ec lares he can do better. It’s true rr hat he is telling, If he writes so she can read it, she ' ll check hin in his soelling Since Ella visited a dude ranch she ha.sn’t been herself, Sh» : s black end blue all over and eats all her meals from a shelf, She raid, I ' d never been on a horse, that ' s ’ hat makes me sore, 1 only insisted, on riding a horse that no o ne had ridden beiore. Ronald. Stanley one day came into Eugene’s store, And .said, These barrel crackers aren ' t good and ’ hat ' s more, They have a mousy smell. Gene said, I do declare ' . They can ' t smell like mice - the; cat sleeos there. ' Gloria bought herself a. ore11y bright blue s vr :: e.ter, iiSKing her boyfriend if it didn’t make her look much better, Don ' t you think, she asked, It brings out ny ey-s of blue? Poo-eyed, he ., n sen-red , Hot only that It brings mine out too. Jack Hicks took a. ride on a. noisy bys one day, And soied Phyllis Stevenson sitting across the ,rr av, Che watched him quite intent? y - tn n said with a srr?.e, I haven ' t heard a word you sa id for many and nrn v a mile. Jack looked at her quite‘ ouzzled, then said, Are you dumb! I never even said a word - I ' r a.s a oh win gun. At school nearly every dry, Morris ' feet get in the wry, The teacher ’ r ith an angry glare, arid, Morris, ’ hat size do you wear? Says Morris, M.v regular size is sevens, But nines feel, so good, I lust get elevens. Me ,rr ma.n has a. crr ’ hich looks queer to say the least, It looks red ,:r h-n going west and blue r rhen go?.ng east, Since he doesn ' t drive so ’ ell, he night have a ’ reck, you see, Arguments of the witnesses in court? A minor technicality. Rond a And a one dav entered a quaint little store, ;ked to see some hankies, ' hich they had galore, j brisk young clerk said to her ’ ithout ev.--r ‘’topping, Is it for ’ icing, wearing, w ring, ’ aving, or dropping? Honda replied, I don ' t care for any you are shoeing, n I buv a. handkerchief, I buy it for blowing. My name is Kathryn but everyone calls me Kate, And I always aim to myself un to date, But once my teacher sent home a note - don ' t laugh, Said she wished my Mom would give me a. bath, Well, Mon sent a. note right back and did she aver tell rr-r. She wrote. Kate ain ' t no rose! Learn ' er, don ' t small ' er.

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SENIOR CLASS POEM This page is Just for fun; it ' s full of jokes and rhyme, About the Senior girls and boys, all classmates of nine. Cnoe Anna Mae was invited to be a dinner guesty Tn = way she ate her Sh? raid, I mix the Bur- 3 , they do tasce food embarrassed all the rest, r.ena with honey, I ' ve done it all my life funny.- but it keens them on my knife.” i Bradley with a worried look, to his Mother said, ' • do come from dust and go back to dust as soon as we are dead.” II I rr) rie is true ray said, ” That, -one son, sue answered, and underneath my bed, went on with her sewing, is he coming or going?”

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SENIOR ACTIVITIES Anna Mae Williams F.H.A.-Pres. 3 vrs. Y-Teens-3 vrs. Pres, of Savior Class Annual Staff Girls Ensemble Pres, of Girls Glee Club Mixed Chorus Junior Class Play Prince of Peace Contestant Clovd Lawrence Basketball-1 vr. Annual Staff Pres, of Junior Class Pr e. of Hi-Y-1 yr. Chaplin rf Ki-Y- 1 yr. Senior Class Plav Basketball Manager- 1 yr. Senior Class Play Mixed Chorus Boys Glee Club Reporter of 12th Grade Kathryn McGlaughlin Girls Ensemble Honor Society Mixed Chorus Girls Glee Club Sec-Treas, of 12th Grade Junior Class Play Senior Class Play Ass ' t Editor of Annual Ass ' t Editor of School F V H.A,-1 yr. Y-Teens-1 yr. Cheerleader-1 Rhapsodiers-1 Morris Gossard Bovs Glee Club Mixed Chorus Basketball-! vrs. Baseball-3 yrs. Annual Staff Junior Class Play Senior Class Play Hi-Y Vice-Pres of Class 3 yrs. Boys Quartette- 3 yrs Rhapsodiers-1 yr. Bradley Campbell Bovs Glee Club Hi-Y Honor Society Junior Class Play Senior Class Play Annual Staff Basketball-! yrs. Baseball-3 yrs. Paper Program Chairman yr. yr. Newman Clapp-Salutatorian Hi-Y Junior Cl ss Play Senior Class Play Editor of Annual Eugene Harsh Boys Quartette-! yrs. Mixed Chorus Bovs Glee Club Baseball-!, vrs. Basketball-! yrs. Hi-Y Junior Class Play Senior Class Play Rhapsod.iers- 1 yr. Annual Staff