Alexis High School - Memoirs Yearbook (Alexis, IL)

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Accidentals and Incidentals (Too Late To Classify) COMMENCEMENT PROGRAM Hold at Presbyterian Church, 8:00 p. m., May 31, 1921 Class March — The Gladiator (Sousa) Bessie Britton Music High School Chorus Invciation Rev. J. S. Pollock Vocal Solo Lillian Treadwell CLASS ADDRESS Dr. John Conger, Knox College Presentation of Class to Board of Education Prof. J. E. Lung PiCCitation of Diplomas W. M. Humphreys, President Board of Education Mu3ic — ' Woodland Call (Rhys-Herbert) High School Chorus Benediction Rev. G. J. Cardy ? A Word of Advice Oh yes, we all laugh when we see an old lady trying to look like a ycung jady. Ihen if perchance you have met an old joke aM dressed up trying lo look like a new one just laugh. Ed — Do you notice Reba wants her finger in everything? Roy — Yes, but she prefers an engagement ring. Hazel — Poor Swede, he has such bad luck. Toots — How ' s that Hazel? Hazel — Why didn ' t you hear that he broke the best records the Mil- tary Tract Association had ? After The Duel Suffering from the blows of another ardent suitor Kenneth was tfvken to the Doctor s office. Upon regaining consciousness the Dr. askcci Kenneth, What are ycu? Fm half Irish, replied Kenneth And what ' s the other half? Holes and bandages. Bill ' s Legacy To whom it may concern: I hserfuliy recom-.nend my old girl to any undergraduate young man wanting a suitable dating companion for next year. She is a good dancer, She is a good looker, She is a good listener, She isn ' t too good. She is an excellent pedestrian, in fact, she will always say that she likes to walk, although she is not prejudiced against a car. She is a fairly light eater except on Sunday. It is advisable to eat table d ' hote on Sunday. Sho i , a woman ot deep emotions whom you only will be able to thrill. She has, to the best of my knowledge, absolutely no ideas of her cwn cn any subject, except you. My sole and simple reason for quitting her is that I am leaving school. Treat her right. She likes to be treated.

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' he ySee 4 A 9 1 ' uwm4 cope APPROXIMATELY CORRECT OCCUPATION Being Nice Keeping Busy Everything Smooth nig His Hair Locking for Ford Coups Talking Being Neighborly Shocking Seniors Playing Pool Powdering Nose Tormenting Teachers Washing His Car? Finding New Words Guarding Esther Having a Good Time Cutting Classes Teaching something to knownothings Watching Swede Talking to Florence Translating Cicero Making His Class a Paradise Helping Everybo ' dy Playing for Boys ' Quartet Looking Nice ] Assembly Entertainer | Doing for Others I Writing to Harold | Keeping Jay from getting lonesomei Keeping everyone busy | Smashing Hearts i Teasing the Girls Getting athletic record for A. C. H. S IS Small Dependable Model Girl Slender Dated Regularly Anti-Bee Hive Quiet Skinny A Bluffer A Coquette Ambitious A Speed Demon Very Exact Some Boy A Sweet Maid Undecided A Jolly good Fellow i Well Liked i Clever A Scholar A Lively Chap Tiny A Smart Girl Some Football Player A Caeser Specialty Fond of Giants Talkative Good Student | Fond of jokes — on other people A Vamp A Wee Lad Always Busy LIKELY TO BECOME Ex-Senior Efficient Teacher Some one ' s daughter-in-law Short and Fat? Cook for Two Prohibitionist School Teacher A Blonde? Don ' t You Know Missionary World Renouned Orator Remains to be seen Great Speaker Football Player We Wonder Pres. of C. B. Q. An Early Riser Just Guess A Heart Breaker A Nurse Famous Athlete Please don ' t ask us A Music Teacher Coach of A. C. H. S. Military Officer Can ' t tell that either An ideal Housekeeper A hello Girl Prof, at Knox College Second Theda Bara Tall as Louis Mc. A Benedict