Alexander Hamilton Middle School - Warrior Yearbook (Long Beach, CA)

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1 K This ond, Tlftat A 9A A bag of chink he chunk: And many a wicked smile he smole, And many a wink he wunk, And many a hideous grin he grun, And not a thought he thunk. , Owner of house: Is this your ball? Don: Are there any windows broken? Owner of house: No. Don:Yes, its mine, sir. Stanley: Mr. Tuttle, did you ever feel down and out, and glad of it? Mr. Tuttle: Once, Stanley: When was that? Mr. Tuttle: After that trip in the airplane. Miss Pratt: Why don't you answer me? John: I shook my head. Miss Pratt: You don't expect me to hear it rattle from this distance, do you? Question: What is a hippopotamus? Mark: A rhinoceros with a flat radiator cap. First horse: How do you like your hay served? Second: A la cart. How about you? First: Oh, I prefer it a la mowed. Clarence: I showed up the teacher today before the whole class. Fred: How's that? Clarence: She asked for Lincoln's Gettys- burg address andI had to tell her he never lived there. Fern: Did you hear about my catching my toe on the stair? Lillian: No: how far had you chased it? Mike: This school is haunted. Muir: Sh! It's the school spirit. Ruth: Do fish perspire? Mary: Of course: what do you think makes the sea salty? Teacher: Edward, can you tell me where the appendix: is? Edward: Sure: its in the back of the book Roy Knowles: Mr.Bell bought a Rip Van Winkle rug. Bob Brinker: What kind is that? Roy: One with a long nap. tEdith: Are the Packard boys coming to- nlg-ht?'! Bess: No. Edith: Are the Dodge Brothers? Bess: No tonight is Willys Knight. Can you tell me how to restore real ivory to its natural tint? Sure, get a shampoo. Mrs. Larson: Now, you must prove the world is round. 7B: Why, I never said that it was. Miss Byrkit: Name three things contain- ing starch. Opal Buckley: Two cuffs and a collar. Mr. Gregory: What animal lives on the least food? Eleanor: The moth. It only eats holes. STOP---LOOK---LISTEN Here lies the body of old Dan Day He died defending his right of way. He was in the right as he sped along, But he's just as dead as tho he'd been wrong. Found in The Crimson and Gold Comet, Decatur, Illinois: The Hamilton Junior High School of bong Beach, California, has an Aviation Club, the membership of which may be earned by writing an aviation song for the club or by composing the music. Teddy: What time does the tide come in, Mr. Fisherman? Fisherman: Why you young rascal I have told you four times already that it comesin at 5.55, Teddy: Yes, I know, but I like to see your whiskers wobble when you say 5.55. Pug: F ilry

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