Alexander Hamilton Middle School - Warrior Yearbook (Long Beach, CA)

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Tl-IE HAMILTONIAN I'IcLmiI.bOnLcLn Gtctssifieci 'Page BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIIB SPECIAL THIS WEEK --- June 10-14, diplomas for those who qualify. Only 9A' s need apply. H. H. Hicks. SAFEWAY METHODS---Save 10 percent of your time. Get no detentions. See Vice Principal BUSINESS- SERVICE---Powder puffs, pens, empty pocketbooks. Enquire prop- erty Commission, Lost and Found. COMPENTENT GOLF INSTRUCTOR-H Best of references. Miss Seawell. FREE---Music lessons, class instructions, voicestrained. Apply room9 or 16 be- fore 6 A. M. GET WITH LIVE FIRM---Permanent Con- tracts for those who make good after three years trial. See Board of Educa- ion. FOR SALE LOTS FOR SALE---Lots lots fof ticketsl. See W. A. Tucker. FOR SALE -- My chewig gum. Communi- cate P.O Box 14. FOR SALE---An apartment: going east See Miss Stocking. FOR RENT V FOR RENT:---Two seats vacated in Study I-Iall, 36. View of Signal Hill. Free park- ing FOR RENT---Very desirable floor space in large office. Bring own chair. Apply Mr. Tucker HELP WANTED WANTED---Someone to throw pi in the print shop. Apply Mr. Estabrook. WANTED---Capable guard, must prevent application of gasoline to cookies and pink lemonade. Apply Miss Tischer. WANTED---An assistant to devise new methods of keeping section teachers busy on the Log of Health . Dr. Cline. WANTED---Caretaker with net to man- icure fish. See Mrs. Lyons, Room 8. NEED LABORERS---15 strong capable willing lads to keep Health Log roll- ing. See Health Dep't. WANTED---600 Boys and Girls to use the officfie phones each noon. Apply Miss War . Pan SPECIAL NOTICES SELF CONSCIOUSNESS overcome, Per- sonality developed, Conversational wit, repartee. See any 9A ON OR AFTER this date we will not be resposible for any or all gum not re- claimed. FOR TEACHERS. June is here select your wedding stationary. Get samples from Mr. Estabrook. SPECIAL NOTICE---If noises continue in Exam 16 kindly call Humane Society, 844- ROOM AND WORK You'll like it here boys and girls: cheery teachers, plenty of pep. Apply at business office of Ham- ilton School. ' SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT---We are grateful to all those who attended the funeral services of our friend, Ambition. SAI3. V WANTED-Miscellaneous WANTED---Old newspapers and mag- azines to swell P.-T. A. Social Fund. Will furnish trucks to call for same. WANTED---A buyer for a red silk neck- tie. Slightly used but in good condition . Write Box 26. WANTED TO KNOW:---Why the law of gravitation does not apply to a box of Strawberries. The big ones are always on top. FURNITURE WANTED---We accept your furniture, pianos, radios etc. Dramatic dep't. WANTED---Oldest Movie Picture. See T. W. Wallace 328-244 LOST AND FOUND FOUND---The lost chord by the Hamilton Jazz Orchester. LOST---A study hall- with no studying to do. LOST---A fountain pen by a young man full of ink. 7 SITUATION WANTED SITUATIONS WANTED---Children 10-20 supervised indoors and outdoors, rain or shine, 5 days per week. Physical Educa- tion Dep't. Forty-:ight

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1 K This ond, Tlftat A 9A A bag of chink he chunk: And many a wicked smile he smole, And many a wink he wunk, And many a hideous grin he grun, And not a thought he thunk. , Owner of house: Is this your ball? Don: Are there any windows broken? Owner of house: No. Don:Yes, its mine, sir. Stanley: Mr. Tuttle, did you ever feel down and out, and glad of it? Mr. Tuttle: Once, Stanley: When was that? Mr. Tuttle: After that trip in the airplane. Miss Pratt: Why don't you answer me? John: I shook my head. Miss Pratt: You don't expect me to hear it rattle from this distance, do you? Question: What is a hippopotamus? Mark: A rhinoceros with a flat radiator cap. First horse: How do you like your hay served? Second: A la cart. How about you? First: Oh, I prefer it a la mowed. Clarence: I showed up the teacher today before the whole class. Fred: How's that? Clarence: She asked for Lincoln's Gettys- burg address andI had to tell her he never lived there. Fern: Did you hear about my catching my toe on the stair? Lillian: No: how far had you chased it? Mike: This school is haunted. Muir: Sh! It's the school spirit. Ruth: Do fish perspire? Mary: Of course: what do you think makes the sea salty? Teacher: Edward, can you tell me where the appendix: is? Edward: Sure: its in the back of the book Roy Knowles: Mr.Bell bought a Rip Van Winkle rug. Bob Brinker: What kind is that? Roy: One with a long nap. tEdith: Are the Packard boys coming to- nlg-ht?'! Bess: No. Edith: Are the Dodge Brothers? Bess: No tonight is Willys Knight. Can you tell me how to restore real ivory to its natural tint? Sure, get a shampoo. Mrs. Larson: Now, you must prove the world is round. 7B: Why, I never said that it was. Miss Byrkit: Name three things contain- ing starch. Opal Buckley: Two cuffs and a collar. Mr. Gregory: What animal lives on the least food? Eleanor: The moth. It only eats holes. STOP---LOOK---LISTEN Here lies the body of old Dan Day He died defending his right of way. He was in the right as he sped along, But he's just as dead as tho he'd been wrong. Found in The Crimson and Gold Comet, Decatur, Illinois: The Hamilton Junior High School of bong Beach, California, has an Aviation Club, the membership of which may be earned by writing an aviation song for the club or by composing the music. Teddy: What time does the tide come in, Mr. Fisherman? Fisherman: Why you young rascal I have told you four times already that it comesin at 5.55, Teddy: Yes, I know, but I like to see your whiskers wobble when you say 5.55. Pug: F ilry