Alexander Graham High School - Snips and Cuts Yearbook (Charlotte, NC)

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FURRY, FURRY if-f E1 ISS HORNE and Mr. Crawford were seen going in the church AEI togetherg but it happened to be at a regular Sunday morning ser- t' it 'I VICE. Mi 5 'Lf M f Found, 1n possession of Mr. Garth: The Ways of Winning a Wife, by Mr. Moore. WHAT SHE OBJECTED TO Cheer up, sister, your husband is now in heaven I Yes, and so is his first Wife, Whom he idolizedf' RASTUS: Dat's a nice collar yo' got on. I bet I know Whar you got it. SAMBO: Where? RASTUS: Roun' yo'r neck! PAUL! WHITLOCK: The camel can go eight Weeks Without Water. BOBBIE WALKER: So could I, if Mamma would let me. A DISEASE THAT OUGHT TO BE CATCHING! MISS GRIER: Class, what does quietus mean? LUCILLE MANNING fam fzmusrually nois-y persmzljr It's a disease, isn't it? MOTHER: Johnnie, stop pinching the baby and making it ery! JOHNNIE: AW, Mamma, I ain't hurtin' it-We's just playing auto- mobile, and he's the horn. MR. DYE flookring over report carrdj : Young man, do you study dili- gently at school? ROBERT: No, Dad, there ain't no such course.

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A SCENE FROM 'ATHE ARRIVAL OF KITTY, A PLAY PRESENTED BY THE GIRLS' HIGH SCHOOL CLUB

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Wanted-Someone to teach me dancing. Lady preferred.-Ed. Wilson. For Sale-An assortmentf of invisible hairpins, powder, mirrors, vanity cases, etc.-ELIZABETH MATHER The pup stood on the burning deck Eating Weinies by the peck: His sweetheart called him, but he could not go Because he loved those weinies so- Hot Dog! MISS LUPo: Did you study your lesson today? TOMMIE CLARKSON: Why, I read over it. MISS LUPO: It must have been way over it. Poor Miss Walker quite lost her head from teaching school. What, is she dead ? No, nog she's married. FRESH: I'd like to get a job waiting on tables. MISS ROGERS: Well, have you ever had any experience in waiting? FRESH: Yes, I've been eating here this year. Well, I'm spreading out into the world, said Garrett Morehead, he tipped the scales at three hundred. The large sum of money spent annually in this country for belts, in a measure accounts for the waist of the nation. STRANGER: How long were you in France? TRAVELING MAN: Six feet, four inches. MISS GRIER Cto Fresltiej : What are you grunting about? FRESHIE: I'm trying to get the sounds of Latin vowels. DR. GRAHAM: When did the blacksmith first begin his trade? CHAS. COUCH: When the horses began to wear shoes. JACK BROWN ftranslatiiig in fifth period French classjz And he threw his arms at his father. MR. GARTH: How would you determine whether there was gas in a gasoline tank? GEO. LOWE! Put a match to it.