Alexander Graham High School - Snips and Cuts Yearbook (Charlotte, NC)

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4 THE ILLITERATE INDIGEST Thursday, March 10, 192 2 picture taken . l'at llunter: l want my feet to show. - l FAVELL'S :::::::::::::::::::vooo ii CHAPEL PROGRAM VERY MIXED FEET l::::::1:::::-...c:,.:,..- l H ENTERTAINING .X tree toad loved a she toad 0 II Miss lforne's class had charge of the qhghslviwhgeih:flgg-E283 ttlrsgitoad I: chapel program last Tuesday morning, ' B t ,' , -t I 1 ,. I ' I and gave one of the best entertainments Theutwtjyigcil C316 tgjgdvgfilllib Win Il we have had this year. lt was a regular The me mad-Q friendly nod, I0 x VVild West Show, just like we see at If . ' , K , i 1 l carnivals sometimes. The villain. an aw- m gllfmgxvo well tree mall IOWI me ri ffflm ONE' 1'CHlHff'f ZHNI 0116 fire- Il ful bloodthirsty Mexican II'aul Whitlock7.l That the three-toad tree toad trod. U 'l hat 'is what we do witn the Ir- II had seized the heroine tNancy Alexander? Hut vainly the two-med tree toad tlfimlir ii ternational Une-Pipe Furnace, the II hv the hair, and was roughly dragging ll , Il- ip 1 . .h- . U WOM 6C0l10111iC?Ll heating Sy5f6Ui Il her away. Cp rushed the hero. a typical In 56:03.43 fogiiieriiswgjil :Iiti?liw1. X'-med 0 that can he installed. Il NYestern cowboy Iflouglas Schiltzl, on ai mvver ' tl I 'A U 1 1 4 Il fiery hlack steed ta stickl. He kickedl Tlle Nha' mail Vetoed him It ltvtfflf fl-lfllfll-C glldffllllffefl- Le- II the villain with all his might. and carriedl i AAA- Y' ll Us Ilhldll 'me for you' the heroine away in his manly arms. I TlIUI iI0U KlSCf 'lIlm Imlfflitetl to you II U XYe enjoyed this program immensely, for ,mil klmw'-V ' .II U ilillqlll lllillle the Claw Wlll lielmal lt mmm Doctor: I7on't mention it: it's only a J' N' Mccausland Q Co' Il e. - -- -,:n-w, Imlle- Ayyyyy Ay ii IN THE BUSINESS 37 YEARS I A v . ' - f- ' f -U Il pARODY ON --THE LAST ROSE OF 1 One l.ditoi .Owns L p. llont 'or et N Y II HSUMMERH ithat the advertisements often contain The 221 SN-ith Tlfon Street II ,most 'important news in the paper. --l,::::::::::::::: ::: II 'Tis the last cake of supper. left steamingl 'iPliUU12i'1- IITHOIHH, lflltlvl- aloneg ' ' ' ' -A AAAAAAAAAAAA ----A .Xll its liglitlhrown companions are hut- Af thc- phone-3 Hello, hello, who is :? ---o '- '-'11 teret ant gone. this? gg ' ' N II No cake of its kindred, no cookie is nighl .Xt the other fndg flow do l know? l .Il Graduation PICYUYCS II To steam on the platter and near its mate I Calif sq-Q you. Il , , . Il He, I H a ,II I' specially attractive Photographs. Il l'll not leave thee, thou lone one, to meet Freshman: NN'hat animal l'C4LliI't'S the Il fIU'fl-UVCI5' llflfefll F110 excllflllge II Z, COM fate: least mmrishmempi- If of photographs isvyearly becoming I-I Since thy companions have left thee, come. Sophie: 'XX moth--it eats holes. I: I--Id ll-3'l'Ul9 7 I'lVf good Ones. I: lie on my plate, - --- --N I .Xnd kindly l'll hutter thy steaming sides Miss Hertha Heaching lxlgebral. U50 C - . , .. . Xiullltlliiirk on thy sweetness when thou we limi X ellilals 'la gl'l'- - -f- Il - II ' ,lrt lm mmf' - ' llright Pupil Ilittlrly Shelrrillli tiec'0 Sgudlo: 338N0rthTl-yonsh-eet H Anonymous whiz. :Xll that vim ci notnng, Phone 1511 ,T TYTWT I I . e::::::: : :::::::::::: NT THE PHOTOGRAPHERS ,I For Class antlVQuality in ll Xlr. Cook: How do you want yourl RIMS Rellalrmg' fall rr- w II II II II Il II Mr. Cook: just a minute till l get my gr:-up camera. CURIOSITY ' II II II II II Il II Il II VVe look hack to see if they U SHOE SHOP Shoes Called for and Delivered the Same Day Phone 247 215 ancl2l7 North Tryon Street II II Il ' II Il II Il II II II Look hack to see if we 1,c::::I::I::::,1:::::::::::: 0 Lo-ok hack to see if they I I0 llfwk llilfk at Ile' e::I::::1::::::::::::::TI0 -4--Y: Il II . Il Xlrs. tiaringer: Charlotte, explain thei Il difference he-tween sight and vision. Charlotte Milstead: VVell, some peo- I I I II II II ple are visions, and others are sights, Il II ,II Smith-Wadsworth Hardware Company HEADQUARTERS FOR ALL ATHLETIC GOODS The Quality Hardware Store 29 East Trade Street Phones 64 and 65 scoot: II Il Il II II II Il II II II II II II II 3 -------:-,-------- II WE SELL EVERYTHING IN Sporting Goods Carolina Sporting Goods Company 17 West Fourth Street Phone 3248A p,,, -v--- ,,,,,v----:l:-- A ,T ,: II Last night l held a little hand, ii So dainty and so neat, 0 it I thought my heart would surely burst, 'II U it So wildly did it heat. II U 0 No other hand into my soul II Il 0 Could greater gladness bring. II 43 0 Than that l held last night, which was II Il Il Four aces and a king, H II -, ,,L . II II liohhy XValker: Say llad, do you remem- II N Il her the story you told me about hovvlo you Uot kicked out of school? In A- AAAA A A-A- A- ,X Hi: VN'alker: HXvC'S'X't'lly?ll ::::-c c I't-'v-avi, ' liohby: l was just thinking how his-I - A-- - AAA-A-I-::::. 1 tory repeats itself, IX': 'c'I ' ' ' Nlr. Pcnny Ito Carl Purserlt lf you II didn't have your mouth open. f'tl slap your li face, ' -' S 'l STO AG I She: IJon't you know that, if you R E smoke, it will take ten years from your W II' BATTERY I lle: VVell, I don'l smoke anything but I, Il. l','s, and they are awfully hard to 0 . , II COMP Y ., She: VVhy. are they specially rare? U ri lle: You het! They are Other Peo- U tl pies. SOUTHERN MILL STOCKS BANK STOCKS, BONDS F. C. ABBOTT 8: CO. :of II Il II II II II II 1 Il I Il Il Il II Il II Il II II II Il Il II II Il II Il in 1

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Thursday, March 10, 1922 THE ILLITERATE INDIGEST HI-Y HOLDS MEETING-FREE-FOR ALL FIGHT ON Last Thursday evening, the Senior Hi-Y held its regular weekly meeting at the Y. M C. A. In honor of the fast ap- proaching spring weather, the supper served was much more delicious than usual. The main features of it were fried chicken and ice-cream, which you may be sure received a warm welcome. Now it so happened that there were ten boys present and twenty-one pieces of fried chicken. Each boy had his two piecesg but that left one on the plate-and such a piece as that one was, too. It was breast, and was fried brown and crisp. lfverybody's mouth watered, but nobody had courage enough to ask for it. .Xt last Speight .Xdarns managed to say innocently, Pass the chicken, please. Youre crazy, replied Byrd, who had long been eying that chicken jealously. Then, to bring things to a climax, Steve unceremoniously leaned across the talgle and seized the chicken. Instantly there was an uproar. Every chair was knocked to the floor, and nine boys jumped on poor Steve. Such knocking and kicking and struggling you've never seen before. Many were the black eyes received that night. There is no telling where the fight would have ended if Mr. Francis Clarkson, the leader, had not come in at that mo- ment and demanded the cause of the fight. Upon learning, he quietly settled the dis- pute by eating the chicken himself. The lzovs were too badly bruised to conduct a discussion that night, and so the meeting adjourned. A SHAKESPEARE ROMANCE The Lovers were Romeo and Juliet. Their courtship was like Midsummer Night's IiJl'C.l.lll.,. He proposed The Twelfth Night of the courtship. Her answer to his proposal was As 3 ou Like It. He purchased the ring of King John. Anthony and Cleopatra were the best man and maid of honor. Two Gentlemen of Verona acted as ushers. Richard III gave the reception. His disposition was like a Winter's Talef' His occupation was A Merchant of Venice. Much Ado about Nothing came of rheir first quarrel. Their courtship proved to be A Com- edy of Errors. Their married life resembled The Tempest. 'Julius Caesar' granted the divorce. Their friends said Love's I.abor'S Lost. -Exchange. TWO WEEKS' HOLIDAY AN- NOUNCED!! Dr. Garinger has recently announced that Charlotte High School will be given a two,-weeks' spring holiday, lasting from April 7 to April 24. This is the first time that a spring holiday of any length has been given. and the school as a whole, with the exception of John Yonau, heartily approves this change. It will give us time to recuperate from the wintei-'s work for the last exams, Besides, all the girls need two full weeks to prepare their Easter and spring clothes. Hurrah for the Doctor: he's fine. John Hebert: Are you going any- where for dinner this evening? Pauline Owen: Not that I know of. John Hebert: Gee, but you'll be hun- gry tomorrow, won't you? C. H. S. WINS WESTERN STATE CHAMPIONSHIP Greensboro Falls before Fighting Quint- Harvell and Norris Star for Charlotte -To Play Fayetteville Tonight for State Title Last night, March 9, Charlotte Ilighi defeated Greensboro in a hard-fought con-- test at Chapel llill for the basket-hall championship of VVestern North Carolina, the score being 44 to 22. Both teams played an excellent game, but the blue- and-gray lads simply outclassed Greens- boro. The wonderful teamwork of Char- lotte was the feature of the game. .XllI Chapel Hill basket-ball fans were present at the contest, and unanimously declared that they had never seen a more spirited high-school game. Captain Harvell was the most conspicu- ous star for the victors, making several spectacular throws far past the center of the floor, and piling up thirty points for his team. Norris, at guard, did splendid work, also. He rarely condescended to let the Gate City boys have the ball when it passed his way. Daniels starred for Greensboro, sending the ball whirling through the hoop eight times. Tonight, at eight o'clock, Charlotte High School will meet Fayetteville, the eastern champion, at Chapel Hill. Much excite- ment is in the air, and Charlotte High School has hired a special train to take its students to the Hill. ' THIC LINE-III' .XXII SCMRLXRY Charlotte-44 llrown, left forward ,,......, ....... 1 0 Harvell, right forward ..,.. ........ 3 0 Carmichael, center ,..,,... .... 2 Morris, right guard ,... .... 2 Keerans, left guard .,,. .... 0 Greensboro-22 Britton, left forward Seburn. right forward ..,,, ...... 0 Daniel, center ,......., ......... ....... l 6 0 Williams, right guard I-lender:-on, left guard Referee: Lippert. ffff fff 4 FACULTY ENTERTAINS FOR SENIORS On Tuesday evening, March 8, the faculty of the high sehr-ol entertained the Class of 'Twenty-Two at a most charming formal receiption, held at the Selwyn Ho- tel. Both the hosts and guests were in full evening attire and the spectacle was' most brilliant, The faculty gave this re-I ception as a token of their esteem and ad- miration for the wonderful Senior Class During the evening a delicious salad course was served by Miss Rogers. HIS SENIOR THESIS Miss llowns Are you absolutely sure this is original? .Xbbot Fraser: Well, you might find some of the words in the dictionary. Give me a round-trip ticket! Quick! Where tor Back here, you fool. Miss Charlee announced to hcr room that the Freshman class is the largest in the high school. She then fgave out the subject for Bible reading: Oh Lord, how they are increased that trouble me. F K. RV! al' on IS YOURS FOR THE ASKING OUR SERVICE DEPARTMENT is in charge of experts in desitllllllg, writing, printing, and distributing printed matter of every flCSC1'll'T101 - lt will pay you to get our sug- gestions as to the form, style, and size of your next order. 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A SCENE FROM 'ATHE ARRIVAL OF KITTY, A PLAY PRESENTED BY THE GIRLS' HIGH SCHOOL CLUB