Alexander Graham High School - Snips and Cuts Yearbook (Charlotte, NC)

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ibutn Queer we ibumans Sire X HY are people built as they are? A human is the most wonderful piece of art and workmanship in the world. But we human beings living in this twentieth century can see ' lili t that there is still room for improvements. For instance, why were a man's shins ever put on the front of his legs? We never bump the back, for we always face a fight, and the protective part should be on the front. Why shouldn't a man's eyes be different? If a man had three eyes-one in the front, one in the back, and one on the end of his finger, he could not only see where he was going, or where he was coming from, but he could stick his finger through a knothole and see the football games. Why is a man's mouth in the middle of his face, thereby disfiguring the face, and making it necessary to hold any food up to the mouth to eat, whereas, if it was on top of a man's head, when he overslept himself, and was in a hurry, he could put his lunch in his hat, and eat it on the way to work? What's the use of having hair on top of your head, and then putting on a hat and covering the entire bunch up? You never hear of a baldheaded man's head getting cold. If hair grew all around your neck instead of on your head, just think what the immense saving in woman's furs yearly would be. And last, but not least, why can't we bend our knees or elbows either way, thereby permitting us to sit down either in front or back, and facilitting picking up anything? i 6- K7 lb Gee

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ANNUAL STAFF-BEFORE THE WoRK BEGAN If anyone should ask the cost of this annual, you may tell him that SNIPS AND CUTS, Volume XIII, cost one case of complete insanity, three nervous breakdowns, five threats of suicide, the loss of one hundred pounds in weight, a month or sleepless nights, innumerable brainstorms. and about two thousand dollars and a few sense. l 1 -AFTER THE ANNUAL WAS SENT TO Pmzss