Alderson Broaddus College - Battler Yearbook (Philippi, WV)

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X1 . Q THE BOARDWALK ? - ,,..i--,.7 g i , llIIIIIIIIIIIIIQIQIHILIIQIIIIIVIIIIZ Il l X Yllrllllllllll x C. D. HANGER, JR. 'Tis quality that counts for qu l itv and remains lon!! after urice is for tl CALL T0 SEE YOUR FRIEND AND JEWELER Watchmaking, Engraving, Jewelry Optical Work Our fathers thought a silver bullet would kill a witch. VVe be- lieve at bank account will cure misfortune. Boone County Bank Palace Clothing Company HINTON, WEST VIRGINIA Complete Outfitters to Men ancl Boys Our stock of clothing and furnishings is complete at all times. Special Attention to Mail Orders Hart, Schaffner 8z Marx Clothes Weston Electrical Instrument Co. CINCINNATI, OI-IIO Precision and Commercial Electrical Measuring Instruments For Laboratories Educational Institutions And General Commercial Applications Dr. A. P. Meador Osteopathic Physician Chronic and Nervous Disease a Specialty HINTON, W. VA. J . M. ALDERSON