Albion State Normal School - Sage Yearbook (Albion, ID)

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ln fhe a. m., fhere is no sfir from damsels or pesfs-nof even a flea wiggles-iusf a rush- ing fo and fro fo palm and curfsy fo fhe home- comers- Come up again somefime-any- fime! The pig-squabble in fhe affernoon is played wifh La Grande, Oregon. Buf-fhe score is nof so grande-if's in fheir favor. Delfa Psi Omega has a fee for fwo for ifs refurning slums. W.A.A. has a pink fea -buf nof for pink elephanfs. Those were merely nomads you saw walking in Hansen Hall Parlor. There is a big hand-ouf in fhe Greasy Spoon diner. Each is asked fo scribble his John Hancock in fhe fribal annals. Then we all puf on fhe feed-bag-and wuz if hof! The Cardinals did vocal gymnasficsq fhen we all 'rurned musical handsprings. Our red, rod angels And fhose of long ago Treaf us wifh songs Tha? we used To know. Fowles did a fap-dance quick and neaf Did he shake fhose legs, and wiggle fhose feefl Blonde John Manning and Seward Dunn Show how fhe musical scale is run. H. E. Vlleisel is called fo fhe sfage And made a member of fhe currenf rage. He is given a picfure of fhe musical group. Now he's a member of fha Cardinal froupe. Waxing poefic again--bah- Then fo fhe big hop. Climax--nof foofh- ache-of fhe daisy evenfs. We guzzled punch befween sfruggles. Monday, Nov. 6-Represenfafive Coffin gives us a look-in on fhe new shuffle-especi- ally concerning fhe do-re-mi. Mefhinks anyone capable of glimming fhrough fhaf would be- long among fhe seers of fhe ages. Wednesday, Nov. 8-The fraining school, under fhe direcfion of Miss Buckley and her sfudenf feachers, presenf a program showing fhe progression of sfunfs from infanfs fo ado- lescenfs. Friday, Nov. I0-Miss Gay MacClaren gives a play in which she is fhe whole cheese. She impersonafes Mrs Fiske in porfraying one of fhose characfers. A fruly remarkable Lyce- um number-one we'll nof soon forgef. Safurday, Nov. II-Blood-curdling shrieksl Fiendish laughferl The cause? W. A. A. ini- fiafion. Defails are foo gruesome fo be repro- duced here. Lef if suffice fo say fhaf as a grand finale fo Nfhe affair, fhe poor iuniors were immersed in cackle-berries. Wednesday, Nov. I5--Mr. Byron Defen- bach gives us fhe pro and con of where old Forf Hall orfer be and ain'f. The occasion celebrafes fhe cenfury-mark of fhe old log- barricade. If is fo our disgrunfled amazemenf fhaf we find we've puf a new wrinkle in fhe capsfone of our spinal column. Our fore-papas are broughf fo us under fhe auspices of fhe fourfh and fhird grade. SFX Ol' five of fhe kids gef up and spiel for awhile, while over in one secfion of fhe lof a couple of urchins furned a roll of paper wifh picfures on if.

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SaTurclay, OcT. I4-The laurels come To Al- bion! AlThough WesTminsTer planTed The TirsT piggie, Albion soon goT hep To Themselves. perambulaTed over The goal, and kepT The lead. The Tinal score was 20-I3 in Tavor oT Albion. Wednesday, OcT. I8-This week The Red- Birds are in charge oT The program. They opened Their mugs and yodeled some scrump- Tious numbers-we prick up our ears when John Manning sings The Holy CiTy in Ger- man. As The exTra cheese Earl Carlson pulls a sob-sTory, and as a come-back gives his opin- ion oT The weaker sex-in general and parTicu- lar. lOh. noT Too parTicular!l The Mud-Hens lbeg-pardon-I mean The Cardinalsl knock us down To a new school song, Ki Yi. SaTurday, OcT. ZI-Mrs. Ware made a Tly- ing dash To Burley This a. m.-and when she blew in! Comish Hall girls iigged, inhaled a liTTle pop-corn, and scorched marshmallows lalso shinsl over an open Tire. We all had a rip-snorTin' Time. Thanks. Mrs. Ware! Sunday, OcT. 23-You Won'T Come Again ldare you Tol girls meeT in The wrecked hall oT Comish. We vocalize. hear a yarn by Ellen FriTschle. and are given a spiel by Mrs. Ware. Monday, OcT. 23-We have a big pow- wow. Professor CliTTon, head oT College oT EducaTion, Columbia UniversiTy, oraTes To us. He says a mouThTul-all abouT educaTion and such iunk. Thursday, OcT. 26-Mrs. Ware again TreaTs her girls-This Time wiTh preTzels and--no, noT beer-cider. Friday and SaTurday, OcT. 27 and 28- Teachers' lnsTiTuTe is held aT Twin This week- end and we poor suTTering sTudenTs geT a much-enjoyed resT. Safurday aTTernoon, OcT. 28 -- FooTball game wiTh Ricks Today. The score is 7 To O in Rick's Tavor. SaTurday nighT--The annual Hallowe'en sTagger is held on The Top Tloor. Screwey mugs gawk aT us Trom all sides, while soTT In- dian blankeTs inviTe us To park The body. A shorT woman. all decked ouT in dago cloThes, lamps our palm and gives us a glim inTo The TuTure. Her voice is quiTe Tamiliar-especially so To The girls. l GoodnighT, boys. l Tuesday, OcT. 3I-The spiriT oT Halloweven is in The ozone. A gang oT cookies decides To Throw a big one. So we go serenading-TirsT To The boys' dorm lThe hooTs and ieers showed 'us we didn'T go over so hoTl, Then. To The man- sion. and lasTly To The PresidenT's domicile. Then our gang broke up and we made a mad dash back To The dorm. Wednesday, Nov. I-The TlaT-TooTs Trom McMurray sTage a meller-drammer, The FlorisT's Shop, wiTh an all heeeee-man casT. Hedrick pounds The ivory. Wasn'T Spence a honey! IO To I he's a TasT gal. SaTurday. Nov. 4-Homecoming. All The old-Timers ooze back To see how iT Teels To be campused again. lT seems They all make a special eTForT. Trom The mob ThaT Tinally ar- rove--and are we pickled Tinkl lT's larrupin' To see lasT year's Triends again, even if The new ones have caused an exTra-TluTTer in our liTTle bosoms. ml

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Thursday, Nov. I6-More shrieks. More laughlerl The villains s+ill pursued 'eml This second maulin' is even more Terrible 'rhan i'he firsi-'rhe poor pulleis are while around lhe gills wi+h frighl. They look like Fels-Napfha ads-- whi+e as snow wi+hou'r a bi+ of rubbing. Safurday, Nov. I8-The all-school display. Unseen Hands. is poor-awn. Spooks hush-er us slowly down fhe aisles. Terror! Scares! Some of us more iimid souls are aieard 'ro close our peepers. Monday, November 20-lvlr. Barlow, oi fhe Anderson School of Music of Pocaiello. lighlens our weary hearis wiih some lilling noies on his vocal chords. Miss Anderson Jrickles 'rhe ivories. Saiurday, Nov. 25-Capis. Kidd lfemale kindl s+ar+ oil? on a big nosy-ing affair and end up affer several car+-wheels and handsprings af 'rhe hide-our of Jrhe U. S. minfed ireasure. Then we folk-danced lnoi 'rhe old iolksl for awhile. and bawley-volled. We look +ime lOld Faiher Timel for a ride and inhaled a few morsels of nuirimeni. We nexr had some daguerreofypes Jrooken. Af+er- ward, we +ook a +rip around-lno. noi' aroundl ihrough-llhere was no lunneling clonel-ii' musi have been among +he campus. ,, Then we had some real relays--shay shish wiih your longue in lhe roof of your mouih. The program in +he awed-if-orium-well, you wouldn'+ know on accounlr of you never do have any lun, anyway. We draped +he laurels aboulr 'rhe honesi brows of 'rhe Team oi lhe sky-blue-pink. -1