Albion State Normal School - Sage Yearbook (Albion, ID)

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Miss Fox- Girls, don't you think I look swell in this new silk dress? Miss Linville- O, do come and look at that beautiful sky -Why it is just perfectly ravishing. I believe I would go crazy if that would last very long. While in the library of the Normal the other day I overheard this conversation between two girls of the dormitory: How do you select stories? asked one. I have adopted a very simple method, said the other. As I run over the latest things offered here, I glance at the last chapter. If l find the rain softly and sadly falling over two lonely graves, I know I dont want the storyg but if the morning sun is glimmering over bridal robes of white satin, I know the novel is all right. There are two girls in the Dormitory wl1o are great rivals, and this is a specimen of how they jolly each other now and then:- Eva- Do you think it 's true that people catch anything through kissing? ' ' Ellen- Oh, I dont think so. See how often you 've been kissed and you 've never caught anybody yet. Mr. Bocock- How do they get lobsters? Miss Zpevacek-- They have boys. Mr. Bocock- B-O-Y-S? P Miss Zpevacek- No, B-'U-O-Y-S. . i7 Mr. Bocock-- If you put a watch in your mouth, you can hear it tick? ' ' QMiss Rumbaugh reaches over and gets a watch.J Mr. Bocock-- Hang on tight to the chain, Miss Ruinbauglif' Prof. Bauman ltelling of a foot-ball gamel- We gave the yell, 'Hold 'em, hold 'eml' and they did held.

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Triphosa in Latin- Pro J uppiter! Ibit his. Cllranslatingl By Jupiter, here he goes! QCorrect translation- Alas, Jupiter, he is going. b Mr. Knipe-' ' What is a criticism on the model school building? Pupil- The roof was put on too soon. Miss Turner Cwhen called for in the parlor by Mr. Blodgettl- Well, it is no Wonder that I am training to be a teacher, all the little boys like me. , Student- Miss Linville, when are you going to move out to your ranch? Miss Linville Cturning to Mr. Cavej- Mr, Cave, when will we move out there? Variety is the spice of life: That is Why little Smith has a new girl every Sunday night. Mr. Stenquist, in Chemistry- I think if I'd turn this into a sleeping room you 'd all like it better. Mr. Johnson, which would you prefer, a sofa or an arm chair? Mr. J ohnson-Uh, either would do. I guess you had better get both for me. Prof. Sten- Miss Turner, what did the text say about this acid? Miss Turner- It said it would be discussed further in the next chapter. ' Miss Martin- Do tell! -Favorite amusement of dining room girls--hibernating. Miss Leonard-HMr. Stenquist, what makes you stand in front of the bank so much? Mr. Stenquist-- Because there is money in it.

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I--I J Q I I I U all -f-N--! 1241 - E-5' ..x K -.Y 53' 32' ? y .gill ,,J 4, 0 If - I , as I I Clflarwcferlstmb NQOFJVX e-BGUJH. Mr. Bocock- You can tell what position your l1and is in even if your eyes are shut. Mr. Hitt- But when I am in a crowd I can 't tell Whether it is my hand or someone else 'sf' Mr. Bocock- Miss Scrivner, what form must food be in in or- der to be tasted? Miss S.-Gaseous. Miss Van Boskirk-- Mr, Mabbutt, what is genius? Mr. Mabbutt- Well, a man has genius if l1e will get down in a ditch and Work. Mr. Bocock- Close one eye and hold your book near. You see only one edge. Now open botl1 and you get two images. Why, Miss Chatburn? Miss C.- In the first case you can't see over your nose. Ich liebe die Menschen, Ich liebe die Ruh, Ich liebe das alles, Ich liebe Lulu. -MAHN KEN .