Albion College - Albionian Yearbook (Albion, MI)

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SYlVlPLSGPiDQS. VOL. l. ALBION COLLEGE. '9l. NO. l. A CRISIS AVERTED. A DRAMA IN THREE ACTS. DRAMATIS PERSONZE. PHCENICEO, Lord and Master of the House. AGNICLE, Second Wife of Phoeniceo. MFEGNETTE, Mother of Agnicle, Drug Clerk, Servants, Canary Birds, etc. ACT I. ISCENE-Corridor No. 2, west of ice box, in the mansion of Phoeniceo. Enter the master of the house, closely followed by second wife, mother-in- law, and five servants carrying trunks, band boxes, bird cages, etc.j Phoeniceo. tTremulously to Maeonettej But, dear mother, I did not know 'twould all this trouble cause, for had I known or for a moment thought it would be thus, I would have saved thee all thy tears. CTurning to Agni- cle.J Weep no .more, Agnicle, my own, but speak what thou wouldst have me to do. Agnicle-Return the goods thou didst just buy and get thee to Thoma- son and G-ale's and buy new. ' Phoeniceo-It is best I will so do. lExit Phoeniceo with arm full of books, etc.J ACT II. LSCENE-Thomason 8z Gale's Drug Store.1 Phoeniceo. fHurriedly to drug clerk who wore a smile.l Sell me quick the goods that I will name. Clerk, who wore a smile-At your service, sir. Phoeniceo-Condition powders, the best you have, 20 pounds will do: strychnine to kill the rats, about 3 pennies worth, Castoria and Cod Liver Oil, two bottles each, some good cough syrup, liniment, and a good tonic that will tone one up and make people young again-all that you can recom- mend-of each, one bottleg two tablets that are goody writing paper and envelopes that do match, four boxes I will take, pencils for slate and paper, one gross each. The school books of various kinds I will not select to-day, but will come again on the morrow. Clerk that wore a smile-Your order is filled complete, sir. fEXit Phoeniceo with package of goods under his arm.J ACT III. ISCENE-Sky parlor in Phoenecio's mansion. Maeonette and Agnicle sitting at the table playing tiddledywinks. Enter Phoeniceo with package.j Phoeniceo-Dear Agnicle, I have your wishes carried out, and have goods bought at a bargain at Thomason 8z Gale's. Art thou pleased now, my wife? Agnicle--Nearly so, my lord, and if thou wilt make to me one prom- ise my happiness will be complete. Phoeniceo-And what is that, my lady? Agnicle-That thou will trade always at Thomason 8x G-ale's, where the best and cheapest goods are always to be found. Phoeniceo-CCatching her up in his arms.l It is agreed, my love. Now let us away and dine. A CExit Phoeniceo and Agnicle with locked arms while' Maaonette plays Sweet Roses on the steam calliope.J MORALTBHY your Drugs, Books, Stationery and Artist's Material of THOMASON 8x GALE. ,,

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G HRS IN IT. nom' my foo Milan X, For your New Suit or Overcoat. You can lead yourself into the belief that highest plums are the sweetest, and that the highest priced CLOTHING is better than our Bssff READY Mans. A Comparison will dispel any such impression' NONE 'are su- perior to ours, HOAGI.IN, THE CLOTHIER, wishes to impress two things upon your mind. For assortment, Style, Finish, and dependable Clothing you SHOUQD come to us: Flor Men's, Boys' and Children's Fine Clothing at prices ordinarily paid for cheap stuff, yor! SHOULD ifisn' Us. Our Sland:n'd of Ready-Made Clothing improves year by year. VVe busy ourselves from January to December, and give you the benefit of our labor in the style and quality of our wares. We're right 1711. willz Albion and Albion Colleges Grand and General Improvements, AS EVER, THE PEOPLE'S CLOTHIER. si- F. F. nonsun. A NEW BOOK FROM COVER TO COVER JUST BSSUED FROM THE PRESS. Fully Abreast with the Times X X S I XII WEBSTER S DICTIONARY .N xx a s pg INTERNATIONAL A GRAN D I NVESTM ENT For the Family, the School, the Professional or Private Library. The Authentic Webster's 'Una- bridged Diotionary, comprising the issues of 1864, '79, 42 '84, copyrighted property of the undersigned, is now Thoroughly Revised and Enlarged under the supervision of Noah Por- ter, D. D., LL. D., of Yale Universi- ty, and as a. distinguishing title, bears the name of 'Webster's Inter- national Dictionary. Editorial work upon this revision has been in active progress for over Ten Years. Not less than One Hundred paid editorial laborers have been en- gaged upon it. Over 8300,000 expended in its preparation before the iirst copy was printed. Critical comparison with any other Dictionary is invited. GET TH E BEST. - The Various Bindings are Especially Rich and Substantial. Illustrated Pamphlet containing Specimen Pages, Sic., will be sent prepaid upon application. Punlished by G. 85 C. MERRIAM 85 CO., Springfield, Mass., U. S. A. FOR SALE BY ALL BOOKSELLERB. ,