Alberta College - Aurora Borealis Yearbook (Edmonton, Alberta Canada)

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AURORA BOREALIS 29 May Oxford of course is a midnight belle, And Amelia M— rolls her eyes just swell. And Sarah Ba— and Viola Lee Are both quiet girls but fond of a spree. Rubbra, Johnstone and Fan Cornell Know a great deal and more they’ll tell, They talk in their sleep and scrap in the flat, And they have nine lives like Dick Wittington’s cat. Esther Frederking from Bruderheim, Seldom gets to her breakfast on time. But the Hronek sisters answer the call, Particularly when there is basketball. Margaret Miller and 0. Swancoat, Have done nothing audacious o’er which to gloat, And these two quiet maids inhabit the floor Where once there dwelt a bevy or more. Now all these girls on the top floor lived, For all their sins they ought to be shrived. But truth to tell their names recall The fun and frolic of Commercial Hall. Observed in correcting History Paper (Grade XII.) : “Martin Luther did not die a natural death, but was ex¬ communicated by a bull.” | United Typewriter Co„ Ltd. OF ALBERTA | 10027 Jasper Avenue, Edmonton Phone 1774 The UNDERWOOD has two character¬ istics which are the cause of its general acceptance—it does the best work; and it does the most work. —And these are the only things about a typewriter of interest to the busi¬ ness man.

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28 AURORA BOREALIS GIRLS OF THE TOP FLOOR Dorothy Burns from Coleman comes When she’s around everything hums; From Drumheller Nancy Vallance came, She’s known to all by her gypsy fame. Battleford “Beano” is a young brunette, She’s a taking way with the boys “you bet”. Allan from Westlock is a preacher’s daughter, She should have been christened “Laughing Water”. To Grande Prairie doth Jean Lowe belong, All day she sings the Prisoner’s Song. But Gertie they say continually yearns— For a domestic mop her warm heart burns. A bookworm they say is Eva Lee— A silkworm they mean—she goes out to tea. ’Tis said Jean Moore knows everything, Fashions from Paris, and “THE BOOK AND A RING”. But for smiles and wiles consult Eloise— She knows how and she’ll “put you wise”. From Mountain Park comes Ariel Comer, She hits the keys like Ruth clouts a “homer”. Dear Joe, Joe Jen—from Vegreville, Has given many a beau a thrill. The Beatty The Beatty IS WITH Ur ' -iv 1 BURNISHED COPPER CANADA’S LEADING Bjt— jf TUB WASHER gi - jL SAFE — SPEEDY SURE MORE SOLD THAN l AGITATOR ACTION ALL OTHER ' • 1 IS CANADA’S MAKES COMBINED iF «! } FAVORIT E - $174.00 The Beatty washing outfit consists of the New Beatty Electric Washer and 4 accessories. All the dreaded washday drudgery eliminated. $174.00 — Long Terms — No Interest — Guaranteed The Beatty Washer Store 10319 Jasper Avenue Phone 1656

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30 AURORA BOREALIS THE TEN COMMANDMENTS 1. Thou shalt not skip classes or the wrath of thy teacher shall fall upon thee. 2. Thou shalt study hard and diligently now for the evil days of June cometh when no man knoweth. 3. Thou shalt eat all that is set before thee at thy table or thou shalt starve. 4. Thou shalt not borrow the homework of thy neighbor lest thou be cast out of the classroom. 5. Thou shalt not fight over the bath tubs lest thy teacher rebuke thee and send thee to bed. 6. Thou shalt go to church twice on Sundays and attend the song-service in the evenings. 7. Thou shalt be on time for all thy classes or thy teacher shalt keep thee in after four and inflict punishment upon thee. 8. Thou shalt sweep thoroughly under thy bed and in all corners on Saturday morning lest visitors approach un¬ expectedly. 9. Thou shalt not hasten too quickly to thy meals lest thou dash thy foot against a stone. 10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s laundry slip, nor his string, nor his brown paper, if thou wouldst live in peace with mankind. Here’s to the girls—the young ones, Not too young; For the good die young, And nobody wants a dead one. Here’s to the girls—the old ones, Not too old; For the old dye too, And nobody wants a dyed one. Amos Baker: Oven too hot-Shasta. FOR SERVICE QUALITY Call Snow Flake Laundry Limited Phone 1735