Alberta College - Aurora Borealis Yearbook (Edmonton, Alberta Canada)

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28 AURORA BOREALIS GIRLS OF THE TOP FLOOR Dorothy Burns from Coleman comes When she’s around everything hums; From Drumheller Nancy Vallance came, She’s known to all by her gypsy fame. Battleford “Beano” is a young brunette, She’s a taking way with the boys “you bet”. Allan from Westlock is a preacher’s daughter, She should have been christened “Laughing Water”. To Grande Prairie doth Jean Lowe belong, All day she sings the Prisoner’s Song. But Gertie they say continually yearns— For a domestic mop her warm heart burns. A bookworm they say is Eva Lee— A silkworm they mean—she goes out to tea. ’Tis said Jean Moore knows everything, Fashions from Paris, and “THE BOOK AND A RING”. But for smiles and wiles consult Eloise— She knows how and she’ll “put you wise”. From Mountain Park comes Ariel Comer, She hits the keys like Ruth clouts a “homer”. Dear Joe, Joe Jen—from Vegreville, Has given many a beau a thrill. The Beatty The Beatty IS WITH Ur ' -iv 1 BURNISHED COPPER CANADA’S LEADING Bjt— jf TUB WASHER gi - jL SAFE — SPEEDY SURE MORE SOLD THAN l AGITATOR ACTION ALL OTHER ' • 1 IS CANADA’S MAKES COMBINED iF «! } FAVORIT E - $174.00 The Beatty washing outfit consists of the New Beatty Electric Washer and 4 accessories. All the dreaded washday drudgery eliminated. $174.00 — Long Terms — No Interest — Guaranteed The Beatty Washer Store 10319 Jasper Avenue Phone 1656

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AURORA BOREALIS 27 H. FISHER, B.Sc. T HIS is Mr. Fisher’s first year as Dean of A.C.N. He has succeeded Mr. Pat¬ terson and has very success¬ fully fulfilled his duties in this capacity in a fair and unprejudiced manner. Be¬ sides being dean and teacher he takes a decided interest in the boys, their activities and inactivities. His work in the classroom covers mathematics as well as the sciences. His quick wit of¬ ten enables him to use every¬ day illustrations to scientific advantage. His humor often brightens the dullness of classroom monotony. Our dean is English by birth but Canadian by preference. He has had twenty years of ex¬ perience teaching in public and high schools. His B.Sc. was secured at the University of Alberta. Gentlemen and fellow students, Hyndman’s speech begins. “Please stop your talking and copy.” Get what you can ! Again: Donaldson! Donaldson; “Nuff said.” Come Smith don’t use that finger motion. Let me see you use that wrist. No! No! not that way, don’t let your fingers twist. Now that’s the boy, why, sure you’ll get a life promo¬ tion. | LUMBER AND MILLWORK i Manufacturers of Doors, Windows and all kinds of Interior Finish j Church Seats and Furniture Plate Glass : Everything in Building Materials i Hayward Lumber Co., Ltd. j Phone 6196 EDMONTON |

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AURORA BOREALIS 29 May Oxford of course is a midnight belle, And Amelia M— rolls her eyes just swell. And Sarah Ba— and Viola Lee Are both quiet girls but fond of a spree. Rubbra, Johnstone and Fan Cornell Know a great deal and more they’ll tell, They talk in their sleep and scrap in the flat, And they have nine lives like Dick Wittington’s cat. Esther Frederking from Bruderheim, Seldom gets to her breakfast on time. But the Hronek sisters answer the call, Particularly when there is basketball. Margaret Miller and 0. Swancoat, Have done nothing audacious o’er which to gloat, And these two quiet maids inhabit the floor Where once there dwelt a bevy or more. Now all these girls on the top floor lived, For all their sins they ought to be shrived. But truth to tell their names recall The fun and frolic of Commercial Hall. Observed in correcting History Paper (Grade XII.) : “Martin Luther did not die a natural death, but was ex¬ communicated by a bull.” | United Typewriter Co„ Ltd. OF ALBERTA | 10027 Jasper Avenue, Edmonton Phone 1774 The UNDERWOOD has two character¬ istics which are the cause of its general acceptance—it does the best work; and it does the most work. —And these are the only things about a typewriter of interest to the busi¬ ness man.