Alberta College - Aurora Borealis Yearbook (Edmonton, Alberta Canada)

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AURORA BOREALIS 25 v PHYLLIS H. WOODS, M.A. P ERHAPS one of the most outstanding lights in this “Aurora Borealis” is our Lady Dean. Miss Woods graduated from and later taught at Mount Allison Uni¬ versity, New Brunswick. She came to Alberta College about two years ago, and al¬ though the experience was new and the change great, she adapted herself very quickly to our western life. Besides being our Lady Dean, Miss Woods is a very competent teacher in the Academic Department. Her classes are noted for their discipline and attentiveness, although she has never been found to conceal any law¬ restoring weapons. It is a certainty that the students of Alberta College will always bear pleasant memories of Miss Woods. ELEGY ON THE DESPAIR OF THE MAD PAIR Meet us at Johnson’s the little note read. With his heart in a whirl up the stairs then he fled. Jack soon donned his coat, put his hat on his head. While Ross quickly borrowed two dollars from “Red”. Down at the corner of Jasper and First, Their hopes running high were soon shattered and burst, Returning again feeling downcast and blue, Hope had turned to despair in the souls of the two. «!•,-hu -»-....-it-au- hi -....-....-....-....-....-....-....-....-....-....-....-un-....—....---■■-....- | HOT CREAM WAFFLES and PURE JAVA BOSTON COFFEE at | LOUIS WAFFLE SHOP Louis Has Made Waffles for Years i I Phone 6086 9989 Jasper Avenue, Edmonton

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24 AURORA BOREALIS. PERTINENT PUNS DR. McCALL SAUNDERS forth across the MOORE until he came to some KNOWLES by the BROOKS. He RUBBRA far into the KNIGHT at the animals. The YOUNG BULL was in the WOODS, with a BELL around his neck, while the king FISHER flew across the FIELD into the DALE below, where there were many HILBERY’S. He stopped to hear the BIRDS-ALL singing in the trees when a VALLANCE ZIMMERMAN started to play a FYFE. Thus in this MOODY began to ROMO-ver the days when all the farmer’s sons, namely CARLSON, WILSON; GILBERTSON and JOHNSON went hunting MOOS with their ROSS rifles. One morning a CAMPBELL was heard. They hastened to assist and found that a group had lost DERPACK and SPILDE coffee which caused many BURNS. They had no weapons except a BOWEN arrow. The leader of the group had been a MASON in his HRONEK days. The second had been a traveler who had journeyed on many rivers includ¬ ing the FRASER, NELSON and ST. LAWRENCE. The third was a MILLER. His name was JOHN STONE. On his HIBBS he carried a bottle and a pair of OXFORDS which was a LAMPLEY sight. The last member of the group was a BARBOUR but had been a gold-SMITH in his former days. His name was ALLEN STUART. He being thirsty said, “LETTS get a drink from the WELLS”. So they dashed through the GAETZ and went GILPIN down the hill where they saw a HASS with ARNESON. The beast SCHWEIT¬ ZER tail and GREINER teeth till she kicked over the TRACEY’S and made an awful MESSERVY. To PONICH her they had to COOPER up in the MAC DONALD where she YEATS some GREEN MURPHY’S. They took a KERR down to feed himl some CRUMMY’S when they caught ELGAAEN from TURNEGA COONES which were in the LORD’S VILLETARD. The HARROLD MAYO RANNEY a sliver a MILNE long into his foot and became lame. CHRISTOPHERS and MONTGOMERY were CORNELLED in the cafe by two WATSONS while waiting for an ice cream SUNDLIE. Mr. Birdsall is taking up politics. His intentions are to be able to get into the House of Lords. People are known by their diet. Mr. McKerlie to Eva Lee: Now, I understand why you eat so much apple sauce. Outside an engine raced and roared while inside the speed students were peacefully taking dictation. The noise from the outside was deafening but above the roar we heard Miss Jamieson say: ‘I can’t hear, there is someone talking in this room.”

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26 AURQRA BOREALIS OUR ALPHABET A is for Alice, we have more than one. L is for Lome who’s not yet been won. B is for Blanche who’s so proper and prim. E is for Eppie who likes any “him”. R is for Roberts, our artist, that’s so! T is for Tracy, Miss Tracy, you know. A is for Ariel, some size we would say. C for two Charleys (both girls, by the way). O is for Oxford, Miss Mae who’s so sweet. L is for Lutman, beware of his feet. L for Miss Lord, whom we all know as Kay. E is for Eva, who’ll make some man pay. G is for Greiner, our lady’s man. E is for Esther, she does what she can. N is for Nora, don’t say she’s not tall. O for Our Class, which eclipses them all. R is for “Red”—who deserves well his name. T is for Ted, who has gained so much fame. H is for Helen, she sure is some dame. —F.G.M. VELVET ICE CREAM IN BRICKS — BULK — DIXIES Nourishing—Satisfying DELIGHTFUL FOR ALL SOCIAL EVENTS ! Serve it and you please all. ! SPECIAL DESIGNS MADE TO ORDER ! The E. C. D. Company Limited j PHONE 9261