Albany Union High School - Whirlwind Yearbook (Albany, OR)

Text from Pages 1 - 144 of the 1929 volume:

Whirlwind Annual 1929 PUBLISHED BY THE STUDENT BODY OF THE ALBANY HIGH SCHOOL This book is dedicated in sincere gratitude to Mrs. Mary Childs, whose appreciation of our efforts and patience with our faults has made our days in High School happier. CONTENTS ADMINISTRATION CLASSES ACTIVITIES SOCIETY and LITERARY ORGANIZATION ATHLETICS HUMOR ADVERTISEMENTS 0 mm cr j Hacklcman Bartc her iiuul ('a la van Oliver Idttler Weatherford Mr. G. E. Finnerty Superintendent 10 Senior High Faculty Tucker Thayer Porter Buchanan McKnight Braden Hudson McDermott Scott Miller Nichols IVnland Childs Garrett Umphry Tracy Chase Pimentel 11 V - CWV) Senior Voting Contest Best All-Around Senior Girl—Lena Cline, 33; Alison Senders, 24; Doris Payne, 10. Best All-Around Senior Boy—Walter Hauswirth, 45; Bob Stevens, 10; Earl Nelson, 6. Cutest Girl—Claire Mclntire, 18; Elinore Jenks, 14; Mary Crawford, 13. Cutest Boy—Bob Stevens, 16; Jack Cathey, 9; Charlie Maring and Ray- mond Zimmerman, 8. Most Popular Girl—Alison Senders, 27; Lena Cline, 11; Dorothy Cham- bers, 8. Most Popular Boy — Bob Stevens, 49; Walter Hauswirth, 16; Cedric Brandeberry, 5. Worst Old-Maid—Frances Bray, 67; Caroline Klapotz, 5; Jennie Bikman and Ardyth Kennedy, 3. Worst Bachelor—Walter Keefe, 17; Clifford Ames 14; Ralph Cham- bers, 12. Best Boy Athlete—Earl Nelson, 37; Ralph McClain, 32; Walter Haus- wirth, 10. Best Girl Athlete—Doris Payne, 71; Lela Bray, 11; Lena Cline, 2. Busiest Senior—Dorothy Chambers, 33; Doris Payne, 27; Alison Senders, 8. First To Get Married—Raymond Zimmerman, 27; Dorothy Conner, 12; Alison Senders, 8. Worst Vamp—Mary Crawford, 21; Doris Richards, 10; Jean Gregory, 10. Worst Bluffer—Bob Stevens, 20; Jack Cathey, 17; Cerdic Brandeberry, 14. Worst Sheik—Charlie Maring and Raymond Zimmerman, 20; Howard Gibbs, 17. Worst Henpecked—Jack Rhodes, 39; Raymond Zimmerman, 18; Cedric Brandeberry, 10. Worst Pest—Jack Berry, 13; Robin Truax, 12; John Simon, 9. “Peppiest” Senior—Bob Stevens, 32; Merle Nesbit, 14; Barbara Goins, 8. “Orneriest” Senior—Robin Truax, 10; Richard Bender, 10; John Simon, 8. Most Sarcastic Senior—Jack Berry, 9; Jack Cathey, 9; Eleanor Jenks and Barbara Goins, 7. Best Fed Senior—Katherine Yates, 50; Barbara Goins, 19; Marguerite Smith, 5. Most Intellectual Senior—Alison Senders, 27; Carleton Sox, 22; Loren Bray, 8. SLEEPIEST Guy—Earl Nelson, 14; Jack Cathey, 9; John Simon, 7. Most Polite Senior—Willard Johnson, 13; Vivian Altermatt, 12; Ardyth Kennedy, 12. First To Succeed in Life—Gordon Gilkey, 17; Carleton Sox, 12; Boyd Thrift, 9. 14 Class of 1929 Flower Cecil Brunner Roses and Sweet Peas Colors Crimson and Gray Motto Deserve success, and you shall command it. 15 Huuswirth Rhofles Iirailcn Cline Berry Senior History In the fall of the year nineteen hundred and twenty-five we entered the Albany Junior High Schools. To a casual observer we might have given the impression of being very green freshmen, but after some of the “new- ness” had worn off, and we had become accustomed to the schedule, we settled down to be a very ambitious group of students. During our first year of high school life we tried to lay a good foundation for the three years to follow. In our Sophomore year we became interested in dramatics. Bob Stevens, a member of the class, took the leading role in “Cappy Ricks,” the annual Dramatic Club play. Evelyn Eastburn, another member of the class at that time, also assumed an important part in the same play. The Sophomore girls distinguished themselves by winning the interclass volley- ball championship from the Senior and Junior teams by a score of 75 to 23, and from the Freshman by a score of 53 to 28. We completed our third year with similar success. During that year the school officials began to realize that our class was very talented. Gordon Gilkey and Howard Gibbs proved their ability in cartooning and drawing. The class was well represented in the high school band, in orchestra, and in athletics. When the call came for debaters, the class easily supplied the required number. We honored the Senior class that year by giving one of our members, Alison Senders, for the high school debate team. That a number of our class members were qualified in public speaking and oratory was also discovered. It was once said, “Poets are made not born,” but however the case may be, the Senior class found that it could boast of a number of original poets. Frank Birnie, Vallis Crooks, and Robert Burnett each wrote a book of poems. Then comes the last and most important year. Now, as Seniors, we are putting our shoulders to the wheel and pushing every minute to make 16 , r j - the class of twenty-nine one of the most remarkable classes ever grad- uated. Here again literary ability is shown. Carleton Sox won the first prize in the national essay contest sponsored by the W. C. T. U. on the subject: “Why Total Abstinence from Alcoholic Liquors Is Absolutely Neces- sary to the Modern Business Man.” His essay will be published and sent to all the schools in the United States. Ardyth Kennedy was one of the students winning in the Declamatory Contest given under the auspices of the school. What’s this? One day a hurried class meeting is called. After much curiosity, we are informed that, upon receipt of the balance due on the rings and pins that have been ordered, we shall be presented with the emblems. After about two days, hurried meetings are made to Mr. Hudson’s office, where we are presented with the bright, shiny, newr emblem of the Senior class. We Seniors adore the rings and pins, and firmly believe they are the best looking that any senior has yet worn. Soon now will come the time of testing and of graduation. Then it shall be that each who has been tried and not found wanting in know- ledge and wisdom shall be given a diploma by the Board of Education. He shall go forth into the world to follow the career for which he is best fitted. We hope that our high standards and principles will set a good example for the other students of Albany High School after we have gone. IN MEMORY OF OUR CLASSMATES 17 Robert Burnett John l ouhl ‘ liiy SENDERS ALISON Language Pres. Student Body Treas. Stud. Body II. S. Debate Pres. Dram. Club Student Council Whirlwind Staff “She scales splen- did heights of vir- tue. RHODES JACK Science Asst. Ed. Whirl- wind Vice-Pres. Senior Class Tennis Dram. Club Glee Club “My aim in life— •Malrimonv and Mary’. WARNER MARY JEAN General Entered from Grant H. S., Portland “Youth comes but once, so on with the dance. 1IAISWIRTH WALTER Mathematica Pres. Senior Class Football Treas. Order of “A Dram. Club Whirlwind Staff “All great men are dying; I don't feel well myself. CRAWFORD MARY Com mcrciol Glee Club Girls’ League Sec .Tennis Club Commercial Club Whirlwind Staff “I’m a one-man w o m a n. Why ?— Ask Jack. GILKEY GORDON General Whirlwind Staff Boys' Glee Club Athletic Assoc. “Scene I seen ic France — ’Remem- ber the Thanksgiv- ing assembly.’ JENKS ELEANOR General Treas. Stud Body Band Orchest ra Pres. Glee Club Dram. Club “Full of spruce, ginger, and pep. NELSON- EARL History (’apt. Football Football Track Athletic Assn. Ordeit of “A “Still waters run deep. PAYNE DORIS General Whirlwind Editor Girls’ Athletic Assn. Pres. Girls’ Ath- Assn. Girls’ League Dramatics “Although she has not been with us long, she has more than proved her ability. BERRY JACK Science Band Orchestra Treas. Senior Class Class Basketball Boys’ Ath. Assn. “He is known by his mamdlcd hair —He admits it. CHAMBERS DOROTHY Language Editor Annual Assist. Ed. Annual Student Council Commercial Club Glee Club “A girl noted for her charms. SOX CARLETON Language Tennis Club Sophomore Debate Boys’ Ath. Assn. Glee Club Does not believe in love at first sight, and never takes u second look. CONNOR DOROTHY Com mercial Dram. Club Home Ec. Club Girls’ League Vice-Pres. Girls’ League Spanish Club “The champion giggler and gum chewer. BRANDEBERRY CEDRIC General Athletic Assn. Basketball Glee Club Tennis Club Dram. Club “His mother's pride and his father’s joy. CLINE LENA Commercial Sec. Senior Class Bus. Manager Commercial Club Girls’ League Girls’ Ath. Assn. “To know is to like her. 18 w SCHOEL CATHERINE General Girls League Drain. Club Commercial Club Intcrclass Debate Glee Club “Man is giddy, and this is my conclu- sion.” STIFF GUY General Band Hoys' Ath. Assn. Basketball Commercial Club I argue for tht sake of argument.” SMITH MARGUERITE General Commercial Club Girls' League “I would be for- ever that which 1 GIBBS HOWARD Science Spanish Club Assist. Art Editor Commercial Club “A very busy per- son; at least a good deal of his time is taken up.” PATTERSON FRANCES General Pres. Freshman Class Tennis Club Interclass Debate Girls’ League Girls’ Ath. Assn. “Her charm lies in her modesty.” MAKING CHARLIE Seienec Track Athletic Assn. Glee Club '•Another man after his own heart, but liappier if a girl is after.” INGLE JEANETTE History Band Saxophone (Quartet Whirlwind Staff Commercial Club Glee Club “Our champion gig- ler.” ZIM MERMAN RAYMOND Science Class Debate Dram. Club Tennis Club Commercial Club Vice-Pres. Student Body “The important business of his life is love.” ROGERS ELIZABETH Com mercial Girls’ League Girls’ Glee Club Commercial Club “Good natured and good sense ever joined.” BRAY LOREN Mathematics Hoys’ Ath. Assn. “A fearless man among men. but among women — the meekest of the meek.” KLAPOTZ CAROLINE Com mercial Pres. Commercial Club Glee Club Treas. Girls’ League Girls’ League Tennis Club “Her case is hope- less — Hers and Raymond’s.” GARR A BREN Science Hoys’ Glee Club Hoys’ Ath. Assn. Hand “To sleep or not to sleep—that is the question.” ALTERMATT VIVIAN Foreign Language Commercial Club Girls’ League “High thoughts and noble in all things.” DITTMER VERNON General Hoys’ Ath. Assn. Commercial Club Baseball •Talking, talking; will he never cease?” CROOKS VALLIS Com mercial Commercial Club Spanish Club Girls’ League “Her smiles are fairer far than smiles of other maidens — Adolph thinks so.’ 19 BLAKELEY DOROTHY General Commercial Club (liris' League “She’s little, but she’s wise, and oh, so mischievous!’’ BUCHANAN ROBERT Science Football Basketball Track lnterclass Basket- ball “If I had nothing to do but athletics.’’ MEYER EVA Com mcrnal Commercial Club Girls’ League “Our ideals-.are our better selves.” TRAIN ROBIN 8 Hcncc Football Boys’ Ath. Assn. Spanish Club Baseball “I never trouble trouble till trouble troubles me.” DC M BECK HELEN General Commercial Club Home Economics Club Giris’ League “One of those good old fashioned types.” MEYER GLENN Science “Like as life were earnest and life will be so.” CORNELIUS DOROTHY General Band Tennis Club Commercial Club State Typing Con- test Studious and am- bitious.” BIRNIE FRANK Foreign Language Glee Club Boys’ Ath. Assn. “A simple, manly character.” McINTIRE CLAIRE Transferred as a Senior from Mon- rovia II. S., Cali- fornia “Just another blonde curly - head- ed girl.” HARMSCH ADOLPH Com mcrcial Commercial Club Spanish Club His one worry is— Vallia. CYRUS ROBERTA Com mcrcial Commercial Club Girls’ League “Ouiet, but not asleep.” KEEFE WALTER General Debate Drumat Boys’ Ath. Assn. Spanish Club “What care I ba- the fairer sex.” DAVIS DORIS Com mcrcial Commercial Club Spanish Club (liris’ League “Dark haired she is, and sweet.” CHAMBERS RALPH Science Boys’ Glee Club “A nice girl could do wonders with me!” RIECKERS HAZEL Foreign Language Girls’ League Class Debate “The girl who is worth while is the girl who smiles when everything goes dead wrong.” 20 cn WILSON MARY Commercial Girls’ Ath. Ass’n. diris’ League Commercial Club She does many things, but in a quiet way.” CATHEY JACK Science I’reaident ’2(1 Drainat. Club Football Debate I shall leave large footprints on the sands of time.” BILYEU LEONA Com mercial Commercial Club diris’ League dirlg' Baseball Good natured, full of fun. and square” BAKER ROBERT General Athletic Ass’n. Glee Club Ass’t Football Mgr lie likes nothing better than foot- ball.” UNDERHILL La DEN A Commercial Glee Club Girls’ League Commercial Club “A good girl — when she is asleep.” STEVENS ROBERT Science Sec. Drainat. Club Yell Leader Whirlwind Staff Tennis Club Vice- Pres. Boys’ Athletic Assn. I shall ne’er be- ware of mine own wit until I break my shins against it.” WILKINSON M IRY Mathematics Knt. from Jefferson Girls’ League ‘‘A friend to all who know her.” PARKER KENNETH H istory Commercial Club Boys’ Ath. Assn. Nobody but him- self could be his equal.” FULLER GRACE Com mercial Commercial Club Giris’ League Glee Club Giris’ Ath. Assn. ‘‘A gem of purest ray serene.” GILDOW REX Mathematics Football Basketball Baseball Order of “A” Athletic At uv. For what I will, I will, and there's’ an end to it.” YATES KATHERINE Commercial Girl’s League Girls’ Ath. Assn. Glee Club I never dare act funny as I can.” MORRIS WALTER General Boys’ Ath. Assn. The deed I in- tend is great, but what it is I know not.” YATES MARGARET Foreign Language Giris’ League Girls’ Glee Club Home Ec. Club A lovable trait of always being the same.” SLIGER FLOYD Commercial Athletic Assn. Commercial Club Spanish Club Tennis Basketball A civilized man can’t live without a cook.” SCOTT HARRIETTS Commercial Glee Club Commercial Club Home Ec. Club 'Pennis Club Girls’ League Her cry—“Oh. I’ve found my man.” 21 BRAY FRANCES General G iris’ Uaguo “Thj moaectj is a candle to thy merit. McCLAIN RALPH General Baseball Basketball Football Athletic Assn. Order “A” A man of inches, and every inch a man. BEEMAN EDITH General (Iiris' League Home He. Club “If parties inter- fere with lessons, cut out lessons.” SIMON JOHN Science Commercial Club “For I am a little man.” ROBERTS NONA Com mercial Girls' League Commercial Club Girls Ath. Assn. “Happy am I, from care am free. Why aren’t they ull con- tented like me? La ROWE EARL Science Athletic Assn. Football Basketball Order “A” “In vain I’ve search- ed. but I shall find her yet. BIKMAX JENNIE Com mercial Debate League Dramat CIuo Commercial Club Class Dedate (ilee Club “Better late than never. SMITH ERNEST Mathematics Athletic Assn. “Calm and fair— But, one cun nev'er tell HA Cl LUND MARTHA Commercial (iirls’ League Commercial Club “Her silence is the pathway to good things. BENDER RICHARD II istory “Well, here’s to my comfort to gradu- ate. BALTIMORE WILMA Commercial Commercial Club ). G. A. Club Prize Glee Club (.ills’ League “Mistress «if her- self though China falls.” KNOTTS RICHARD Science Interclass Basket- ball Interclass Track Interdlass Debate “My favorite pas- time is just being bashful. DERRY JOHNNIE CADE Com mercial Glee Club (iirls’ League Girls Ath. Assn. V-Pres. Freshman Class Commercial Club You can ifavcr tell about th« s r e «1 • haired girls.” JOHNSON WILLARD General Ent. from Corval- lis Jr. High Whirlwind Stair Band Spanish Club (•lee Club Oh, for a seat in some poetic nook. KENNELLY ARDYTH History Dramat Club Spanish Club (iirls League “What art is hers the «Titten spells to flml, that sway from mood to mood the willing mind.” 22 STRATTON BLANCHE Commercial Glee Club Girls’ Athletics Ciris’ league Commercia 1 Club “Laugh, ami the world laughs with you. THRIFT BOY1) General Debate Glee Club “I my Mamma and my teachers love mg, that’s all I want.” 1I0LKMAN MILDRED Com mercial Commercial Club Cirls' League ({iris’ Ath. Assn. “A reserved girl— but, for whom.” GAITHER RUTH General Entered from Bend High. Bend, Ore. “Practice makes perfect.” GREGORY JEAN Commercial Girls' Glee Club Commercial Club Girls’ League “She puts her trou- ble in the bottom of her heart and smiles.” SMITH VIVA Foreign Language ({iris’ League Ho!� Ee. Club “I love men, not men — ‘There’s a reason’.” NANCE IRENE General Commercial Club Glee Club “The charm of her presence was lef when she left.” IIULSHOF RICHARD History Boys’ Ath. Assn, “({’iris worrv me but little.” METZGER KATHRYN Commercial ({iris’ League Commercial Club High School Orch, Girls’ Orchestra “Diligence is the mother of good fortune.” McCRARY BLANCHE Science Commercial Club ({iris’ Ath. Assn, ({iris’ League “Be wise-worldly, but not worldly- wise.” BRAY LELA Com mercial V.- President ({iris’ Glee Club Whirlwind Staff Whirlwind Paper. Staff Commercial Club ({iris’ All-Star Basketball team Her aim in life is to 1m a private secretary. CADE EVELYN Com mercial Girls’ ({lee Club ({iris' League Commercial Club “Modesty reigns supreme.” HORSEY LOUISE Com mercial Girls’ Band ({iris League Girls’ Ath. Assn, ({iris’ Glt-v Club Commercial Club Always paddle your own canoe.” 23 T 7 Senior Will In view of the fact that we, the Class of June 1929, shall soon cease to exist, except as a sweet memory to the faculty, we do here and now leave this last will and testament and so make the following distribution of our earthv possessions- Item 1. To the Faculty, we leave our sincere desire that the changed atmosphere fol- lowing our departure will prove soothing and healing, and that they may soon speedily and completely recover from the effects of our sojourn in their midst. Item 2. To the Juniors, our youthful successors, we leave the fond but doubtful hope that they will prove themselves as successful as we. Item 3. To our faithful class adviser, Miss Braden, we leave our gratitude for her untiring efforts in helping us to attain our present exalted position. Item 4. Lena Cline leaves her time and worry of securing advertisements for the Whirlwind to Margaret Stevens. Item 5. Caroline Klapotz leaves her typing record to Howard Conner. Item 6. Lela Bray leaves her ever faithful post of collecting unpaid dues to Catherine Coates. Item 7. Mary Crawford leaves her vamping qualities to Doris Ekstrand. Item 8. Walter Hauswirth leaves his football fame to “Red Grange.” Item 9. Cedric Brandeberry wills his high and mighty ways to Elwood Trapp. Item 10. Jack Cathey bequeaths his electric train and tinker toys to Bob Poliak. Item 11. Frances Bray leaves her beauty secrets on the “Skin You Love to Touch” to Conseula Reubucaba. Item 12. Wilma Baltimore bequeaths her dignity to Helen Palmer. Item 13. Bob Stevens leaves his wise cracks to Mark Sanders. Item 14. Dorothy Chambers leaves the task of editing next year’s annual to her successor. Item 15. Mildred Holman leaves her quiet and retiring ways to Mary Allison. Item 16. Jeanette Ingle bequeaths her irresistible giggle to Dorothy Stevens. Item 17. All members of the class not previously specified do hereby will and bequeath all their known evasions, alibis, vices, and superfluities, without the least reserva- tion, to Mr. Hudson with the earnest request that he keep them in trust, sacred and inviolate, for all time and for all future generations that may struggle over the road that we have just passed. Duly recorded and signed this Twenty-ninth Day of May, 1929, in the absence of witnesses. 24 Senior Prophecy It was in the year 2029 A. D. Great excitement prevailed in the civilized world. A great archeological discovery had been revealed. A tomb filled with the mummies of a once glorious age had been found. It was not till then that scientists learned that the pioneers of 1929—the Senior class of 29—had all perished in the dread Libyan Desert. One of the most astounding discoveries was a massive mummy with the strange hieroglyphics “OK. E. A. H.” inscribed upon it. We shall now travel to the tomb and see the contents of it: In a darkened room hewn out of living rock by hot air (used by Merle Nesbitt), the mummies rise up, and speak in sepulchral tones— “Well, fellow dust, it seems that we are disturbed. Let us recall our old times. Lena Cline, rise and speak! Tell what happened before you met us here, over a century ago.” “Mr. President Hauswirth, Percy Veal and I became as one in 1932. We were the proud parents of three children. Our home was a happy one, until one day Percy and I had a slight altercation, and he deserted me. I lived as best I could for a while. Hearing of this trek, I came thither, and here I am.” “Very sad, very sad,” quoth Hauswirth. “Now let us hear what the commissary director and guard of the Royal Jelly House has to say—. Mr. Brandeberry. “Years ago I became a ‘white wing’ in New York City, and because of my chosen career, Dorothy left me. This left me broken-hearted, and learning of this place, I came here. I can say no more,” sobbed Cedric. Next Walter called on the illustrious horse breaker of the cavalcade, Jack Carthey. “I spent the greater part of my life making toy airplanes. After a crash of one of them, in which my son became injured (OK! I forgot; yes, Jennie Bickman finally married me), I became a part of my old class on this last journey,” said Jack. “Now let us hear from Rex Gildow, who shall elucidate on the adventures of the ‘Inseparables,’ Earl LaRowe, Ralph McClain, “Wop” Hauswirth, and Lloyd Bates. All right, Rex. rWell, we formed a trading company to the East Indies, and all became rich and prosperous, until one day a swindler and bond sharper, (you all knew him as Bob Buchanan) usurped our territory and took all our money, and here we are broken both in pocketbook and mind. We do not trust a preacher’s son anymore. “My!” quoth Walter. “All of these stories are sad. If anyone has a glad story to tell, let us hear it now.” “Hey! Mr. President! I have a fine story to tell you. I had a good time!” cried Gordon Gilkey from the far corner of the room. “Well, Gordon,’ ’said Walter, “let us hear about it.” “I have been drawing my way through life,” continued Gordon. “I have drawn before kings, princes, and all the royalty of Europe. At times I have even been drawn before judges, but in spite of all I have been very happy.” “Now, let us hear from Carleton Sox, of whom we all had great expectations.” “Well,” said Carleton, “in 1942, I became President of the U. S. A. I was elected for two consecutive terms, but finally became ill. After my term had expired, I heard of this expedition and came here to die with the rest of the class.” “I see we have other distinguished persons in our midst. Now, Alison, have you anything to say?” “I?” boomed Alison. “I became the foremost woman lawyer in the United States, losing only one case out of over five hundred. I was prosecuting attorney for the 25 - State of Illinois and was stationed in Chicago during the beer war and the rule of the gangsters.” “We shall now hear from our friend, Eldon Cady, the president of the American Railway Express.” “I began life as the son of a mailman, and consequently had a good start in the world. I refused to go to school until one day I was offered the position of president of this great company. I immediately finished school and made a fortune.” “Dorothy Conner Rohrbough, whom we haven’t seen for a long time, will now have the floor.” “I was very happy. Harlan was always good to me, until one day a black-haired snake stole him from me. In my sorrow I went to Jack Berry, who took me to wife. As missionaries we sailed to South Siberia to minister to the savages. When the news of this trip was broadcast, we journeyed across country to this place, and here we are as dead—or might as well be.” Walter stood in silence for some moments and then called on the noted evangelist, Bob Stevens. “Well,” said Bob, “I used to be very hare-brained and carefree, but suddenly the real responsibilities of life overwhelmed me. I became a minister, trying to lead others into the correct way of living.” “We haven’t heard from Dorothy Chambers yet,” said Walter. “Dorothy, what have you been doing with your life?” “I?” said Dorothy. “I had a very trying time as wife of Walter Keefe. I was forced to go among the Amazulu in the Kraal of Duzulagoe in South Rhodesia. Finally Walter turned missionary. There we were and with no visible means of escape, until this expedition lured us here.” “Now,” said Walt, “we are all tired. Shall we sleep for another hundred years? Then we shall raise to continue our conversation. Dr. Stevens, if you will lead us in prayer, we shall again drift to oblivion.” Thus ended the recital of activities of the class of 1929. Some were happy, others were unhappy, and still others were famous, but in the end they were all gathered together to die in the same place. 2f (T94-J c_s Rich Hates McDermott Sanders Stiff Junior History ACT ONE Freshman Place: Albany Junior High Schools. Time: 1926-1927. The class of 1930 starts its long journey through High School in the Junior Highs, Central and Madison, with an attendance of eighty-four. ACT TWO Sophomores Place: Albany Senior High School. Time: 1927-1928. The next year finds our once timid, bashful, yet quite courageous Fresh- men posing as wise Sophomores, all striving to do their part—as the saying goes, “Work hard, Sophs, and you’ll be a Senior some day. It is not long before the Sophs are swung into the flood of activities of the High School. The following officers elected for the ensuing year are: Frank Niles, president; Wesley Nesbitt, vice-president; Elwood Trapp, secretary; Ray- mond Neugart, treasurer; Raymond Rich, representative to Student Council. ACT THREE Juniors Place: Albany Senior High School. Time: 1928-1929. When another year passes, we find that our brave Sophomores have become much braver Juniors. They exhibit their ability on Thanksgiving by presenting the play, “The First Thanksgiving.” These zealous Juniors win the interclass basketball championship for 1928. This year the officers are Raymond Rich, president; Lloyd Bates, vice- president; Mark Sanders, secretary; Guy Stiff, treasurer; Mary Merrill, Junior reporter; Frank Niles, representative to the Student Council. ACT FOUR Seniors (This act is not yet presented, but we venture the hope that the class will graduate in 1930 with a one-hundred per cent average.) 27 r j Rich Hendryx Sanders Montgomery Thompson Stratton Tucker Trapp Kmmett Cusick Disney Xcugart Allison Butts Monteith Munsey D. Stevens Clinton � «' ••« Bates M. Stevens Merrill Davis Crume Hauswirth stone Nesbitt Coates Bryant Hkstrand Stuart Sanford Blodgett Rhoades Hughson N. Smith 28 r J W. Weber Hooker Pratt Link l . Moreland Hamilton Alderson Misner L. Bartcher Olson G. Bartcher Southern C. Dennis If. Weber Roner Palmer K. Apple Davidson Malone G. Buchanan Bothem Hulburt H. Knotts Beigtlt Schmitt Dannals Leeper Pfeiffer Cochran A. Crawford Holflich Walker P. McCrary Barber Leeper Dodele 29 r j Hoofer Ward Clem McKinney Kelly llorton Porter McClain StineciphcT Hutary Faulkner Butts I )ooley Price It. McGuire McKechnie Sommers Bear Vannice •Iones Bilyeu !. McDaniel Tripp Ralston It. McGuire Glann 1 0111011 A i iio M Erwin Mishlcr Henderson C. Apple Presti Kruniel Goodman Averhoff 30 Manning Reeder Roberts Meeker Bilyeu Murphy Holton Ralston Elliot Grenz Oeysbeek Cade Shindler Hampton Ellis Chamberlain Burke Chalmers 31 (T J Convict Grace Bartcher Dorothy Burke Helen Bilyeu Lloyd Bates Paul Beight Lila Bilyeu Howard Blodgett Frances Bothern Lyle Bartcher Bernice Crume Edna Clem Jimmie Clinton Jimmie Cade Marvin Chambers Catherine Coates Mattie Hampton Elizabeth Henderson Bill Hecteny Victor Hughson Eldon Holmes Ivan Kenagy Mildred Hooker Kenneth Hulbert Bernice Horton William Horber Marjorie Hendryx Dorothy Hoflich Lillian Hockett Russell Jones Warren Weber Dorothy Cox Anna Crawford Ora Chamberlain Wallace Cusick Platt Davis Nora Disney Pernal Dodele I ois Drinkard Doris Dear Chester Dennis Eleanor Davidson Mary Dannals Harold Davis Frank Dooley Dorothy Ellis Lee Erwin Mildred Emmett Rubv Elliot Doris Ekstrand Katherine Faulkner Oren Freckson Katherine Geysbeak Katherine Grenz Dorothy Glann Jane Goodman Favorite Expression “My land!” “By Joe!” -Really!” -Well, well!” “Oh dear!” “The Idea!” “In a minute” “Goodness!” “Bet your life!” “Oh piffle!” “What does this mean?” “I guess so!” “I can’t help it!” “Gee whicky!” “What Difference?” “Say, kid!” “Mercy!” “Oh fiddle!” “For crab’s sake!” “A w-go-an !” “May be so!” “How come?” Where is Marguerite? “Me’n Gott!” “I wonder?” “Oh masher “Great Caesar!’ “Dear, dear!” “Gee, Christmas!” “Aw , shut up.” Ye gods and little fishes.” “Gee, no” “Pretty, Pretty!” “A w! Come 071” “Say, girlie” “Where’s Earl” ‘Fes, Ma’am” “I’ll try” “Gracious” “Never say anything” “You don’t mean it” “Got your lesson?” “Say, kiddo” “Hot dog” “You bet!” “Zoivie” “My Conscience” “My soul!” “Not prepared today” “I don’t know the question” “Great Guns” “Oh, you Geometry” •'That's the dope” “Give me your pow- der puff” “I hope he’ll come tonight” Ambition To be a model. To own a home. To be a vamp. To be a speaker. Teacher. M rs. Lawyer. Opera singer. Seamstress. Movie star. Tight rope walker. Dancing teacher. Society belle. Dog catcher. To be a dancer. Rest in peace. To love. To succeed his father To live in Scio. To be in a bank. Principal. To own a home. To be loved . Stenographer. To be a cheer leader. Look pretty. To be a dancer. Get thin. To live in a boat. To direct a band. Teacher. Candy Maker. To go to Asia. To be older. Sweep the streets. Look pretty Dairyman. Sewing teacher. To bob her hair. To express himself. Rancher. Have all her lessons. Minister. To be great. Bookkeeper. To be fast. Stenographer. Society Belle. School teacher. Domestic Science teacher. Circus manager. Be smart. Know things. Great musician. Housewife. Cause of Death Indigestion. Poetess. Studying. Blushing. Bashfulness. Orange socks. Trying to vamp. Cemetery rides. Stepping out. Love. High grades. Fell over his feet. Curled her lashes. Mellin's Food. Old age. Painter's colic. Fell in love. Sore toe. Rickets. Lack of knowledge. A woman. Choked. Blowing his nose. Blindness. Married life. Cooking. She got her lesson. Lack of energy to live. Bought some gum. Somebody played a wrong note. Old maid. Temper. Paralysis. Wreck in dad’s car. Worked too hard. An explosion. Fell over his feet. Married life. Love. Slipped. Pesky. Didn’t get English. Wild woman. Curled too tight. Was sad. Spoiled. Tired olaving violin. Didn’t get history . Men. Strains of music. Excitement. Her wit. Fatness. Trying to vamp. Vocabulary. 32 L Gn , Convict Donald Ralston Lucinda Reeder Elsie Ralston Raymond Rich Adelina Roberts Guy Stiff John Sischo Walter Stuart Dorothy Stevens Waldo Stratton William Southard Robert Sommer Velma Stone Roland Schmitt Neomi Smith Clarence Smith Obedience Stinecipher Mark Sanders Margaret Stevens Marie Shindler Dorothy Tucker Elwood Trapp Hazel Thompson Miriam Tripp Marjorie Vanice Earl Vossen Marguerite Ward Helen Weber Ellis Walker Ray Olson Ward Pratt Dorothy Purkey Helen Palmer Margaret Pfeiffer Lucile Presti Eleanor Porter Link Pauls Mary Peacock Joe Powell Mary Nan Rhoades Charles Robnett Tom Ridders Fred Roner Mary Allison Clarence Apple Irene Alderson Velma Arnold Bernice Austin Elmer Apple Pearl Averhoff Carroll Baker Favorite Expression “Couldn’t find it” “What’s it all about?” “Now! Now” “Class meeting “Please explain “Hi, kids “Maybe” “Short thick, please “Kid, do you think? “Tickets please “Oh, teacher “Good Lord! “Walter” “ ’ll be good” “Wish I’d grow up “Hurry, please “Tell me “It’s free! “Hoiv old is he ?” “Some day” “Come by “Gotta Go” “When do we start?” 7 don’t understand it “Got a compact?” “It’s O. K.” “Why don’t you do it this way?” “What did you say?” “The bunk!” “Too bad “Hey, wait “All right “I am true to him “Why doesn’t he—? “We ought to under- stand” “Kid, no!” “Got to go “Come here” “It won't go “I’ll tell you anothei one” “Oh ouch! “I want the car” “Well? “Aw, go on” “Oh! “Great Scott” “I don’t Know “Dear me “All right “I can’t help it” “Shucks” Ambition “To own a farm.” To ride to school. To own a car. To succeed Coach Tucker. To take a good picture. A married life. Private guard. Do something. To get thin Missionary To travel. Vampire. Washwoman. To be a city dog catcher. Own a husband Own an Aeroplane. To loaf. To cook for himself. To have clothes. To be thin. To have a Corvallis sheik. One-handed driving. Ticket seller. To hold an office. Movie star. Raise hogs. Play hockey. Bashful. Millionaire. Expert rider. Chief of Police. Opera singer. Sleep all morning. Writing poetry. Dancing. Asking him. Skipping school. Day dream. To be lazy. To marry. Doctor. College professor. Y. M. C. A. secre- tary. Spinster. Do something. Chorus girl. Raise chickens. To be great. Repair cars. Housewife Chief of Police. Cause of Death 80% per cent in a test. Found a fellow. Found a dollar. Put out of a game. Saw her equal. Fell in love. To gradua' Doctor. Weighed 108. Industry (?). Writing poetry. Singing. Broken back. Keeping late hours. Writing letters. Air rides. Silence. Over exertion. Getting advertise- ments. Talked to death. Skipping classes. Too much sleep. Excitement. Innocence. Dancing. Studied once. Over-eating. Blown away. Lost his money. Bell hopping. Smoked out. Growing. Her breath gave away. Didn’t get a letter. Ringworm. Choked. T. B. Floundered. Speeding. Constant fussing. Not going to die. One-hand driving. Flunked out. Any man. Drinking Danderine. Broken heart. Silence. Ford accident. Shaving. Skinniness. Fell off Ford coupe. 33 Convict Victor Bryant Graham Buchanan Hayden Brown Armin Hauswirth Gorden Hoefer Frances McKechnie Helen Manning Harold Montgomery Daisy Mishler Waldo Munsey Russell McGuire Mary Merrill Pearl McCrary Glen McDaniel Georgia Murphy Mildred McKinney Maxine Monteith Lyle Misner Vivian Malone Frank Niles Raymond Neugart Wesley Nesbitt Ruth Knotts Ruth Knapp Ivan Kenagy Vlasta Kruml Max Kelly Ivan Lind Harold Leeper Emma Leeper Faye Lemon Adolphus Linville Donald Moreland Reta Meeker Favorite Expression “San, there “Naw “Sure” ‘7 ain’t gonna do it” “Let me see “I never was so happy “Sweet Papa” “Do tell?” “Oh! Geometry!” “Oh, ouch! “What are you going to do “Ship, ahoy!” “Have one?” “Aw, shoot” “I’m not kidding” “Aw, kid” “Well, I don’t know that “I know “How much?” “Where is she? “I got 100 “Lend me your ears!” “Corvallis !” “Well, I swan! “Surely” “Surely” “I’ll declare! “That’s the dope! Got that?” “Hope he’s gone” I want my dollie!” “Gee, I’ve forgotten!” “Outlandish!” “Well, I studied it! Ambition Preacher. Follow in father’s footsteps. Dairyman. Scientist. Great athlete. Tight rope walker. Great poet. To succeed Mr. Nichols. Geometry teacher. Deaconess. Hack driver. Leave Albany. To travel. Merchant. Seamstress. Hair dresser. Operatic star. Missionary. Violin player. To succeed J. C. Penney. City ball catcher. Fail in school. To be an actor. To go to Asia. To be a President. A trip abroad. To be a success. To whistle. To own a gun fac- tory. Obtain knowledge. To be famous. To have a good time. Ain’t got none. To be a Mrs. Cause of Death Wild women. Painter’s colic. Hot air. Goatee. Blushing. Fell off rope. Loving. Got 100 in Caesar. Holding hands. Contact with pave- ment. Fell off kiddie car. Lost a pound. Starvation. Cutting teeth. Hook worm. Skinniness. Heart trouble. Somebody proved he was wrong. Failed in Caesar. Worked too hard. Low grades Indigestion. Rode to school. Saw her first love. Turned down. Loved and learned. Saw Mr. Hudson. A corn. Ran to school. Someone loved her. Failed. Had a good time. T'old a lie. Saw a ghost. 34 Potwin Morton McKnight Boucher Kennedy Sophomore History I shall always remember that day at A. H. S. A loud hum was heard as school was being dismissed. The students heard it coming nearer and nearer, as if it were about to enter the school building. Grabbing their books and wraps, they headed for the nearest door. When everyone was outside, is was discovered that there was an air- plane flying over the high school. Pamphlets came dropping and tumbling from the pilot’s cockpit. One by one they fell upon the ground as the high school students madly rushed for them. I was among the first to reach one. Upon picking it up, I read the following: “Why is everyone so concerned with the Senior class? Hark unto this and listen! A class which is destined to excell any former graduating class is the one now known as the Sophomores, the class of ’31.” Ruth Potwin was elected class president; Elma Morton, vice-president; Katherine Boucher, secretary; Ivan Zimmerman, representative to the Student Council; and Miss McKnight, class adviser. The president of this class, Ruth Potwin, tied for first place with another contestant in a recent declamatory contest. The class last year won the inter-class debate championship. Considering its past record, the Sophomore class thus hopes to make a good showing the following year. 35 Aldrich, Alvin Altermatt, Grace Arnold, Evelyn Arnold, Kenneth Baker, Henry Baker, Ronald Barrett, Karl Bartcher, Clyde Baughman, Mildred Bear, Edith Beight, Doris Beougher, Kermit Bikman, Sam Bilyeu, Lael Blackburn, Helen Borrego, Dorothy Boucher, Katherine Bragg, Marie Brazel, Gertrude Brush, Louise Bryant, John Burkhart, Aileen Calavan, Edith Callister, Hague Campbell, Thelma Caswell, Eugene Caywood, Floyd Chambers, Aden Chambers, Elbert Clark, Theodora Clifford, Florence Connor, Howard Crawford, William Crockett, Clyde Cyrus, Darrel Cyrus, Rahnold Davis, Clifford Davis, John Sophomore Davis, Robert Dehrn, Carolyn Dibala, Henrietta Dodge, Audrey Dull, Neal Dunham, Jeanette Dunlap, Wilma Eagles, Harry Eifert, Justin Emmet, La Vera Ficq, Anna Fitzpatrick, Marion Fixsen, Edward French, Jack Gibbons, Mary Goff, Mildred' Goins, Mareeil Goldberg, David Goodwin, Merle Graham, Jack Grate, Lucile Gregory, Stanley Haglund, Elmira Hamilton, Verner Hardin, Roy Haynes, Russell Hoefer, Marion Hoge, Sterling Huiburt, Viola Huston, Robert Jackson, Martha Johnson, Hazel Kelly, Doris Kennedy, Kenneth Kennedy, Wallace Kielblock, Lauretta Kropp, Martin Lee, Izola Class Personnel Lewis, Gayle Lineback, Allien Looney, Mary Magers, Ethel Maier, Edward Malay, Bessie Marks, Jack Marks, Robert Massie, Claud McCormick, Charles McCrary, Donald McGee, Frances McGee, Glenn McGuire, Marshall Mershon, Lyle Miller, Letha Miller, L. V. Mishler, Gertrude Mishler, Maxine Mitchell, Harold Morrison. Margaret Morton, Elma Motlet, Glenn Motley, Gladys Nesbitt, Alfred Palmer, Alice Penn, Leona Poliak, Robert Potts, Clarence Potwin, Ruth Ralston, Jimmie Reeder, Loy Reiley, Nadyne Rex. George Robertson, Orval Rohrbough, Max Roner, Adeline Rubalcaba, Consuela Rupert, Baden Ruthruff, Isabel Sandstrum, Louise Saperstein, Sylvan Schaubel, Oscar Schmidt, Helen Schmidt, Robert Schulz, Ruby Senders, Bruce Shearer, Maxine Shelby, Homer Sischo, Willis Smith, Laura Mar- garet Snell, Laurence Sommer, Kenneth Stalcup, Donald Stewart, Clare- Steiglitz, Ethyl Stuart, Betty Sudtell, Lane Terhune, Verneta Tindell, Annette Traver, Harmon Tripp, Virginia Tucker, Minnie Pearl Van Waning, Isabel Weaver, Dorothy Williamson, Harold Williamson, Russel Wire, Roberta Wood, Margaret Wyman, Daphne Yates, Clarabelle Zeller, Nelson Zimmerman, Ivan 36 T J Madison Central J _JL 'J 37 Junior High Faculty Morgan Davis Calof Ki .vr Marvin GHIx'l Karhuvaara .larniin 38 Sudtell Disney Ki .er Fisk Miller History of Madison Freshmen The first important event which marked the beginning of a happy and prosperous year for the 1928 Freshmen was a class meeting held on September 26, 1928. The result of this meeting showed the following officers elected: President: Leland White. Vice-president: Oren Sudtell. Secretary: Mildred Boughman. Treasurer: Virginia Disney. Reporter: Marceil Goins. Sergeant-at-arms: James Miller. The first social event took place on October 2. 1928. This was carried out in the form of a masquerade party, celebrating the occasion of Hal- lowe’en. The event was well attended, and everyone spent an enjoyable evening. The Freshmen have shown a great deal of ability along dramatic lines this year. They have organized a “Dramatic Club,” for which they have selected the name “Eocha Club,” and have chosen the following officers. President: Nellie Fisk. Vice-president: Perry Lang. Secretary: Law’rence Misner. Treasurer: Annette Ruthruff. Reporter: Jack Marks. Sergeant-at-arms: Leland White. Various members of this club have displayed remarkable talent in presenting three interesting plays, titles of which are: “Who Kissed Bar- bara?” “Nerves,” and “Who Loved Kipling?” Another social event of the year was a tea given by the members of the Girls’ League in honor of their mothers. The affair proved very successful, and a large number of mothers attended. 39 (Tsy J Madison Freshmen Alford, Edna Andrus, Dennison, Baker, Cyrus Burke, Margaret Burkhart, Delivan Beeman, Gertrude Benight, Ray Consor, John Crowell, Blanche Cannedy, Glen Cleland, Iona Douglas, Frances Daniels, Thelma Duedall, Iver Duedall, Earl Disney, Virginia Erb, Lester Fisk, Thelma Fisk, Nellie Garland, Violet Greenwood, Donald Hooker, Frances Hockspier, Vera Hollie, Sophia Hayes, Gilbert Hulshof, Charlotte Kester, Robert Lindley, Darold Leichty, Ruth Long, Perry Lind, Junior McKinney, Bernard Myers, Mildred Mitchell, Pearl Mosher, George Miller, Thelma McClain, Edna Misner, McKnight, Esther Price, Maurva Price, Louise Porter, Lloyd Robertson, Viola Ross, Bill Redifer, Wilma Stincipher, Mildred Stenberg, Mildred Scott. Stella Sitter, Dale Shaeffer, Ida Sudtell, Oren Spielman, William White, Glenn White, Bob Webb, Nola Zeller, Henrietta Lawrence 40 Bray Geibel Lamberty Bikman Freshman Notes Act One Richard Bray ..................................President Barbara Beam .............................Vice-president George Bikman .......................Secretary-treasurer Charlotte Lamberty .......................Class Reporter Miss Geibel ..............................Class Adviser Scene One With the year of 1928-1929, the stage of the Freshman class was set in readiness to issue our best efforts as the coming class of “32.” Scene Two In the gymnasium of Central School the Freshman class party was held, October 5, 1928. Scene Three A meeting of the Freshman Class was held in order to determine the class officers and adviser for the coming year. 41 r _ (T=9 JJ Freshman Class Aldrich, Alvin Anderson, Bill Ashton, Ada Ashton, Pauline Atcheson, Elizabeth Baker, Raymond Bartcher, Clyde Barrett, Billie Bates, Paul Bazzant, Jane Beam, Barbara Beight, Ruth Bikman, George Bilyeu, Stanley Bino, Joyce Bray, Richard Brown, Frances Buchanan, Beatrice Cady, Kenneth Cartmill, Richard Chambers, Ruth Coats, Eleeta Coates, Nora Conn, Christine Connor, Doris Catter, Harvey Dawson, Alva Dooley, Edmund Fox. Virginia George, Iola Gibson, Leonard Gilkey, Harold Goodale, Jane Harnish, Clara Hearing, Everett Holloway, Viola Hollaway, Royce Hutchinson, Irving Ingram, Mary Jennings, Mary Jennings, Evelyn Jansen, Marie Johnson Mannoe Kamph, Randall Kennelly, Marion Lamberty, Charlotte Lee, Bobby Leech, Paul Lewelling, Asa Linnville, Louise Maley, Madelyn Martin, Vene McClain, Neta Mclntire, Donald Montgomery, Clar- ence Montgomery, Ever- ett Nash, Jay Nebergall, Esther Nordyke, Lawrence Oleson, Leo Olson, Anita Oson, Arthur Penland, Robert Pyburn, Davis Richmond, Miriam Sevcik, Lilah Shilling, Opal Smith, Bertha Snell, Harold Springer, Eldon Tabor, La Vena Templeton, Billie Trapp, Virginia Way, John Wilcox, Alyce Willard, Myron Willett, Maxine 42 43 ■■ cTS3-� J Senders School Childs Bryant Nesbitt High School Debate The students of the Albany High School may be justly proud of the record that their debate team made this year and of the spirit with which they entered into the debates. The elimination system used in years pre- vious to this was abandoned for a system which allowed each team to debate the high schools in its own district, the one with the highest score winning the district championship. The first triangle in which Albany entered was made up of Albany, Corvallis, and Lebanon. The Albany affirmative, consisting of Bob Stev- ens and Victor Bryant, defeated the Lebanon negative by a 2 to 1 vote. The Albany negative, upheld by Alison Senders and Wesley Nesbitt, defeated the Corvallis team by a 3 to 0 vote. The second triangle was com- posed of Albany, Salem, and Independence. This time the Albany negative at Salem was upheld by Alison Senders and Catherine Schoel, and was defeated by a 3 to 0 vote. The affirmative, composed of Victor Bryant and Wesley Nesbitt, was defeated by Independence by a 2 to 1 vote. The next triangle included Albany, Dallas, and Silverton. Our negative debated with Dallas, but lost by a 3 to 0 vote. Our affirmative at Silverton won by a 2 to 1 vote. The last debate was held between Albany and Woodburn. Both of Albany’s teams defeated Woodburn by a 2 to 1 vote. Four of the debaters—Alison Senders, Catherine Schoel, Victor Bryant, and Wesley Nesbitt—won their numerals. These students feel that a great share of the credit should go to their adviser, Mrs. Childs. All of the com- peting high schools recognize the superior constructive training that the Albany debaters have received from their coach. 46 The Interclass Debates As a result of the first interclass debates, the Senior negative, Junior negative, and Sophomore negative teams won, thus making these three classes tied for the championship. In the second debates, the Senior affirmative debated the Sophomore negative, the Senior negative debated the Junior affirmative, and the Junior negative debated the Sophomore affirmative. The Junior negative, composed of Lyle Bartcher. Wesley Nesbitt, and Victor Bryant, and the Junior affirmative, represented by Helen Man- ning, Frances Patterson, and Elsie Ralston, were the winners; so the Juniors, consequently, won the championship. The question was: Resolved, That the United States should cease to protect, by armed force, American capital invested in foreign countries, except after a formal declaration of war. 47 T'� £ Dramat Play The annual dramat play was held at the Rameseum theater in the early spring and was presented in a most satisfactory manner. The play was Oliver Goldsmith’s “She Stoops to Conquer,” and is one of the old favorites. Mrs. Childs, Albany High dramat and debate coach, directed the pro- duction and received compliments upon its success. The part of Mr. Hardcastle was portrayed by Bob Stevens, who added another triumph to his laurels in enacting the part of a grouchy old man. Dorothy Connor took the part of Mrs. Hardcastle in a nrtost able manner. Maxine Monteith, who took the part of Miss Hardcastle, proved her ability to enact the part of a loved one. The character of Miss Neville, another maiden implicated in romance, was taken by Catherine Schoel. The men in the romances, Mr. Marlow and Mr. Hastings, were por- trayed by Victor Bryant and Bob Poliak, respectively. Both fairly threw themselves into their parts and made love with a fervor wholly unbecoming serious-minded high school lads. Platt Davis, as Tony, demonstrated his ability to carry a difficult part and received favorable comment for his acting. 48 r � ? Peg O’ My Heart A comedy of youth in three acts by J. Hartley Manners Peg, a poor Irish girl living in New York, is made an heiress by the death of her uncle, and is called to England to be reared by an autocratic aunt. She is like a duck out of water in these surroundings, but she wins her way and also a worthy Englishman named Jerry. This play was produced on May 15 by the Senior Class under the direction of Mrs. Childs. Cast members: Peg ............ Mrs. Chichester Ethel Chichester Alaric Chichester Hawkes ......... Brent .......... Footman ........ Maid ........... Jerry .......... ...Alison Senders Mary Crawford ..Eleanor Jenks How'ard Gibbs Boyd Thrift Jack Rhodes Robert Buchanan .......Lena Cline Walter Hauswirth 49 cs 7 Nidiols Garrett Operetta There is a tang of salt sea air in the operetta “Sailor Maids,” given this year by the Boys’ and Girls’ Glee Clubs. The scene is laid on the New England seacoast in the immediate vicinity of the lighthouse and home of Cyrus Templeton. The plot of Sailor Maids ’ is intensely interesting because of the mixing up of names, which leads to many complications. The cast includes: Frances Marie, a “Sailor Maid,” daughter of Cyrus Templeton....Eleanor Jenks Jeanette Spencer, friend of Frances Marie......................Clare Stewart Olga, the Swedish housekeeper ....................................Ruth Knotts Edward, a son of Cyrus Templeton ...............................Victor Bryant Gerald Kennedy, an ardent admirer of Frances Marie ................Bod Thrift David Kern, a yachtsman ...........................................Lee irwjn The well-merited success of the operetta should be accredited largely to the untiring assistance of Mrs. Garrett, the musical director of the Glee Clubs, and to the able instruction of Mrs. Childs, our coach in dramatics and debate. 50 L cn Girls’ Glee Club Not long after the opening of school in September, Miss Chalmers organized the GirFs’ Glee Club. This group was made up of forty enthusiastic girls. At the second meeting the following officers were elected: Eleanor Jenks, President. Dorothy Tucker, Treasurer. Margaret Stevens, Sergeant-at-arms. Plans were made for assisting with the operetta “Sailor Maids,” and a double sextette was organized. Because of tho illness of Miss Chalmers during November, our musical activities were postponed until the second term. In February the glee club work was begun anew with a new teacher in charge. Mrs. Garrett organized a sextette and a chorus. The girls furnished many entertaining numbers for the various assemblies during the year as well as for several public functions. The main purpose of the organization is to promote an interest for better music among the students, and we feel that we have accomplished that purpose this year. 51 r _? t jj Boys’ Glee Club Tryouts were held at the first of the year for the Boys’ Glee Club. About twenty boys responded for the Glee Club. Since all of them were good singers, they made great progress under the leadership of Miss Chalmers. In the second six weeks of the work, Miss Chalmers became ill and could not be the director for the remainder of the term. The second semester found the Glee Club with a new director, Mrs. Garrett. Work began at once on an operetta, “Sailor Maids.” The success of the Glee Club lies in this operetta. The officers of the club are: Victor Bryant, President. Wesley Nesbitt, Secretary. Harold Montgomery, Treasurer. 52 (T J? Band The Albany High School Band has been very active during the past year. It has played for the county fair, school rallies, athletic games, and numerous other enter- tainments and programs. Last year the band ranked second in the state contest held at Corvallis, losing first place by only one-eighth of a point. The annual concert was held Friday, December 8, and was acclaimed a decided success by all who heard it. The success of the band is due to its never-tiring director, Mr. Nichols. Mr. Nichols has studied with some of the world’s greatest musicians and has played in some of America’s largest bands. Albany is very fortunate in having him as a teacher in its schools. The officers for the band for the year 1928-1929 are: Frank Niles, president; Guy Stiff, vice-president; Platt Davis, secretary-treasurer; Victor Bryant, manager. This year a saxaphone quartet was organized. The members are: Jack Rhodes, Jeannette Ingle, Harry Eagles, and Mark Sanders. They are called on to play at many entertainments. 53 r ■ Albany High School Orchestra The Albany High School Orchestra has done much playing outside of school activities activities. Although many members were lost by graduation, Professor Nichols is developing players to take their places. The officers of the orchestra are: Mark Sanders, president; Warren Weber, man- ager; Bruce Sanders, vice-president; Hazel Thompson, treasurer. The personnel of the orchestra is as follows: Violins, Jack Berry, Hazel Thomp- son, Dorothy Borrego, Florence Clifford, Helen Weber, and Ethyl Stieglits; flute, Victor Bryant; clarinets, Warren Weber and Bruce Senders; trombone, Guy Stiff; trumpets, Harold Montgomery and Hazel Johnson; cornet, Eleanor Jenks; saxophones, Harry Eagles, Mary Merrill, Jeanette Ingle, and Mark Sanders; drums, Frank Niles. There is also a Girls’ Orchestra, which was reorganized at the beginning of the school year. The officers elected are as follows: president, Mary Merrill, vice- president, Hazel Thompson; secretary-treasurer, Ethyl Stieglits; manager, Dorothy Glann. A girls’ orchestra is somewhat of a novelty, and the girls are often asked to play. Most of the girls also play in the High School orchestra and are noted for their willingness to help the school and the community at all times. 54 The Carnival The Carnival, as all students know, is the most worked-on, worried-over, and thought-of event of the school year. It was the wish of all those working on the carnival—known this year as the “Revue of 1939”—that it would be the best and most spectacular ever put on by Albany High, and, judging by all the ever-ready comments, it appeared that the wish waa fulfilled. This year the carnival was different from those of the past, in that the idea of the circus was done away with entirely and the ultra-modern, futuristic atmosphere prevailed. The committees, under the able supervision of Mrs. Penland, assisted by Victor Bryant, worked together diligently and endlessly, and, as a consequence, turned out a carnival of which Albany High can well be proud. As usual, the sideshows attracted much attention, but it is to Miss Tracy and her committee that we owe our thanks for their success. Through the efforts of Miss McDermott and Mr. Buchanan, advisers of the “main show” and decoration committees, respectively, the “main show” went off remarkably well. All in all, a hilarious time was enjoyed by everyone, including those participating in the carnival as well as the many spectators. 55 (T J Chambers Niles Stevens Cline Gilkey W. Hnuswirth Connor A. Hnnswirtli Sox Conner A. Senders Sanders Contes Allison Crawford Chase Hooker Lnniherty Berry H. Senders 56 L kJGr , Annual Staff Editor....................... Assistants: Manuscript................. Photograph - Business Manager .... Assistant Manager - Subscription Manager ... Assistant Subscription Manager Activities Editor - Organizations Editor Society and Literary Editor Athletic Editor - - - Arinin Humor Editor - Cartoonist -................. Typist....................... Classes: Senior ------- Junior ------ Sophomore - Freshmen Central - Madison - - - - - Dorothy Chambers Frank Niles Alison Senders Lena Cline - Margaret Stevens - Mark Sanders Howard Connor Jack Berry - Carleton Sox Mildren Hooker Walter Hauswirth - Mary Allison - Gordon Gilkey Mary Crawford Dorothy Connor - Catherine Coates Bruce Senders Charlotte Lamberty - Marciel Goins 57 Payne Tucker Nesbitt Thayer Cline Marine Senders Stevens Ba richer Sanford Merrill Knotts Hendry x Ingle Jenks Johnson Malone Rhodes Bryant Bray Lamberty 58 Whirlwind Paper Staff Editor Assistant Editors - -Dorothy Tucker, Wes- ley Nesbitt Business Manager - Lena Cline Assistant Business Manager - Margaret Stevens Subscription Manager Mark Sanders Assistant Subscription Manager - Lyle Bartcher Athletic Editors - Lela Bray, Jack Rhodes Society Editor - - - - Marjorie Hendrix Exchange ----- Literary Editor - - - - Willard Johnson Organization Editor - - - Alison Senders Feature-Humor Editor - Ruth Knotts Asst. Feature-Humor Editor Victor Bryant Alumni Reporter - - - - - Priscilla Watrous General Reporter - - - Alene Sanford Senior Reporter - - - - Jeannette Ingle Junior Reporter - - - - - Mary Merrill Sophomore Reporter Vivian Malone Freshman Reporters - - - Charlotte Lamberty, Marceil Goins 59 r j Society Notes Senior Party One of the interesting events of this year was the Senior party on December 7. First, we were entertained with musical numbers by various members of the class. Later in the evening Walter Hauswirth gave instructions for several lively games in which all participated. The teachers took an active part in the evening’s entertainment. The party came to a close with delicious refreshments. Senior Assembly The last and best assembly of 1928 was held December 20. The program was planned by members of the Senior class, under the direction of Miss Braden, class adviser. The charming play, the Ruggles’ Christmas Carol, was presented by a group of Seniors who exhibited special talent in portraying the difficulties of the Ruggles family. Preceding the play was an interesting talk by Dr. D. V. Poling. At the end of the program Mr. Hudson presented the numerals to the football heroes. This program was considered an unusually great success. Junior Class Picnic At a meeting of the Junior class the members decided, on account of the warm weather, to have a picnic this year instead of the customary class party. Accordingly, the event took place in the early spring with Miss McDermott, class adviser, as chaperon. All agreed that it was the best picnic that they had ever attended. The Junior Assembly The annual Thanksgiving assembly was presented with great success on November the twenty-eighth by the Junior class. The program consisted of vocal solos by Velma Arnold and Victor Bryant, a number of very clever cartoons by Gordon Gilkey, and a short play, symbolic of Thanksgiving Day. The assembly was honored with the presence of Dr. Leech, who addressed the students on the subject, “Great hopes and great memories are the things that keep great heroes alive.” The Sophomore Party The Sophomore party, held early in the spring, was in the form of a masquerade. The assembly room was attractively decorated with red and white streamers, the colors of the class of Ml. A sedate old Colonial dame romped and frolicked with Captain Kidd, while a rollicking baby and a decrepit, tattered tramp led various games. In- teresting stunts and enjoyable games were the main diversions of the party. Refresh- ments consisting of punch, ice-crcam, and cake were then served. All declared the party a great success. 62 (T J The Sophomore Reception The Sophomore reception was held in the assembly hall, Friday evening, October the fifth, at seven-thirty. The room was attractively decorated with autumn leaves and flowers. The president of the Student Body, Alison Senders, welcomed the incoming Sophomores into the high school. A program of musical presentations, and cartoons drawn by Gordon Gilkey was followed by the high school yells. Refreshments were then served. A delightful evening was reported by those who attended. Girls’ League Initiation The Girls' League held a meeting Wednesday afternoon, November 21, in the assembly for the purpose of initiating the Freshmen girls and new members of the high school. After the ceremonies a short program was presented. Refreshments were served during the social hour. Order of “A” Initiation The Order of “A held its annual initiation the evening of December 8, 1928. Ten new members were taken into this honorary organization. The new members received the usual hearty welcome to which all lettermen look forward. Those initiated were: Raymond Rich, Graham Buchanan, Earl Vossen, Wilson Butts, Howard Blodgett, Elwood Trapp, Cedric Brandeberry, Ellis Walker, Lane Sudtell, and Rex Gildow. Chester Dennis, football letterman, was unable to be initiated because of illness. Football Banquet The annual football banquet was held at the First Christian Church shortly before Christmas. Mr. Finnerty, Mr. Bartcher, Mr. Hudson, and Coach Tucker sponsored the dinner. Speeches were given by Captain Nelson, Captain-elect Bates, and the members of the team. Captain Nelson wished Captain-elect Bates every success possible for a victorious season in 1929. Baccalaureate Baccalaureate exercises were held at the First Presbyterian Church on Sunday evening, May 26. A large graduating class was present, and the services were attended by a capacity audience of interested parents and friends. An extremely interesting baccalaureate sermon was delivered. '29 Graduation The graduating exercises for the class of '29 were held at the First Presbyterian Church on the evening of Tuesday, May 28. The church was artistically decorated by the members of the present Junior ela-s, with the Junior boys assisting in ushering. The address, given by Judge Percy R. Kelly of Albany, was delivered in a most inspiring manner. At the conclusion of the address scholarship awards were presented. This was followed by the presentation of the diplomas. 63 Arthur Potwin—U. of O. Lucile Murphy—U. of O. Charles Yokum—M. S. Mildred Collins—A. C. Earl Stone—New York. Helen Cochran—W. U. Donald Hayne—O. S. C. Alice Fisher—A. C. Nellis Zimmerman—San Francisco. Mary Worrel—O. S. C. Rex Hartley—W. U. Evelyn Eastburn—A. C. Chandler Hall—U. of O. Beryl Nordyke—Elite. Glenn E. Dull—at home. Alatha Green — North- western B. C., Portland. Claude S. Moreland—Al- bany Magnolia Laundry May Chally—A. C. Mervin Case—at home. Grace Nelson—at home. Lee Rohrbough—Califor- nia. La Vonne Hendryx — at home. Monty Kropp—M. S. P. Dollie McLendon—Corval- lis Lumber Co. Merlyn F. Mesman — at home. Juanita Lineback—P. Q- Neil Cline—Albany hotel. Susan Stellmacher—A. C. Karl Gehlert—Reed. Pauline Hecker — Court- house. Keith Bryant—A. C. Alumni Lucille Dowling—O. S. C. Robert Powers—O. S. C. Mildred Rumbough—Mar- ried. Roy L. Safley—at home. Dorothy Clifford — Ham- ilton’s studio. Bruce Dowling—O. S. C. Alice Powers—at home. Paul Ryan—O. S. C. Nelle Wall—Normal. Stanford Younge—O.S.C. Evelyn Acheson—A. C. Wayne L. Higbee—A. C. Katheryn Truax—Corval- lis Hospital. Albert Hoefer—at home. Maxine Jenks—A. C. Leonard G. Horning—S.P. Carol Chance—at home. Walter Harnisch — at home. Lois Bilyeu—Married. Joe Gilbert—Lebanon. Frances Evers—at home. William Ingram—A. C. Margaruite Seavy — at home. Theron Beougher — East- ern Oregon. Martha Gilbert—Married. Percy Fred Veal—Chair Factory. Barbara Eagles—Califor- nia. Wallace Palmer — Becker Roberts. Mary Paulus—Married. Dora Roseborough — at home. Kathryn Beight—Hamil- ton’s. Ada Tucker — Portland, married. Frances Penny—Newport. Olivia Reeder—Albany. B.rtha Roley—Married. Tryan Richards—A. C. Lorene Smith — Hub Cleaning Works. Isabelle Leeper—at home. Lcuise Nordyke—Elite. Lois Renninger—A. C. Sarah Snyder—A. C. Beulah Berlincourt — at home. Helen Chambers — Mar- ried. Violet Ammon—at home. Reta Renninger—A. C. Doris Scott — Albany Hotel. Henrietta Bear—A. C. Lylith Grate—at home. Edith Pyle—Elite. Betty Marks — Albany State Bank. Gladys Hoover—Married. Elda Hoflich—A. C. Rosalie Haynes—at home. Evelyn Fisk—at home. Margaret Churchill — at home. Frances Barnes—Married. Veva Balance—at home. Wilma Beauchamp—Nor- mal. Adelma Wolz—Portland. 64 ,CT VJ A Philosophy In the heart of every valley. In the street of every city, At the helm of every galley, With the toll of every minute Men are bending, shaping, molding Products of their mind and toil. Building o’er a ruin holding Other mansions’ equaled art. Thus o’er all this turmoil’s harvest Man is king and sole creator, Reaping, fighting, striving farthest Till all efforts fruitless meet And in gaining to have lost it, Baffled by that Someone greater. Man philosophize the morrow, Then but sigh to learn their weak- ness : Still they strive through tears and sorrow For that dream beyond the stars. Onward, upward, fingers grasping For those heights they never reach. If they act instead of asking How much progress would they make ? For the doers there’s a challenge Lingering in the ranks of men; Go defy those taunting talons With a will to win the fight. But if Destiny guides the footsteps Do not stop to meditate, Set the goal ’bove all the depths, Break the laws of heritance. If the others fall below you Stand alone on rocks of faith Where the fates will play above you In the elements of fury. In the distress a coward’s strength Seeks to reap the yielded crop Ripened by a fruitless length Where the end means but to start. If the man’s clothes, only tatters, Shredded by all Destiny’s hordes And his victory always shatters Where he thought the goal would be; Mark that man who still is clench- ing Only fed by Defeat’s spoils, For in him you’ll find the doorway To what lies without the circle; Be a sculptor. Destiny is clay Yielded to a stronger will. —Lyle Bartcher. 65 A Book Tvvas an old, old book that I found today— A book, worn, torn—and soiled. It was easy to see, as I looked it through That someone had read, learned —had toiled. There were passages marked in that old. worn book That were read with a tear-filled eye And a tear stain or so marked the pages too— The sign of a tired one’s sigh. 'Twas a book that someone had used in school, At Albany High—it might be. Perhaps ’twas a book that belonged to you— Or maybe belonged to me. And as we look back in the books of our lives We find pages torn and soiled, And we think of ourselves as an- other book— And with us, someone has toiled. —Vallis Crooks. My Friend He’s not just the most handsome lad Nor has he shifty eyes, He doesn’t wear the finest clothes To attract the butterflies. He’s made of mettle that is keen Can stand the acid test, The kind that’s needed in every home, Respected by all the best. He’s true and honest and sincere, Knows how and when to bend, Can look you square into your eye. You’re proud to call him friend. He sees things through with a cheerful heart, He wears a pleasant smile. He plays the game and plays it well, Can give a good report, It may be his to win or lose, He’s always known a sport. He finds it hard to take some knocks, Some kicks, some cuffs, and jeers, He also knows to be a man Takes courage throughout the years. He’s willing though to take his place, To strive as best he can, And in the end reward receive Well Done, Thou Art a Man. —G. E. Finnerty. , r j Springtime Oh! Joyous spring, With its birds on the wing. It’s the best in the year, With its skies blue and clear. Over me comes a stealin’ A queer sort of feelin’ It’s spring fever time, With its joys sublime. All the trees are in bloom, In this great, great room, And their colors so bright Tempt the bees in their flight. Far out in the meadow, And far down in the hollow, The violets come peeping Out of their sleeping. In the fields far and near, Sweet daisies appear, And seem to say, “Spring’s in full sway.” The bees, passing by, Seem to say as they fly, “Spring is here, Let us cheer!” The birds in their flight, In that far azure height, Seem to say as they fly, “Let spring never die.” —Grace Fi ller. 67 Student Body Report Through the splendid co-operation of the faculty, students and officers, the year 1928-1929 has been a most successful one. The first all-school event of the year was the Sophomore reception, which was held on October 5. At this time new stu- dents were officially welcomed to the high school by the Student Body president. The reception provided an opportunity for all students to become better acquainted. This year, for the first time, booklets containing the constitu- tions and names of officers of all student organizations were distributed to all students. Official delegates were sent to the Ninth Annual High School Convention at the University of Ore- gon and to the Sixth Annual Educational Exposition at Oregon State college. The reports of the delegates enabled all students to get some idea of the courses offered at these institutions. The annual high school carnival, held on April 5, was entitled “The Revue of 1939.” This year’s carnival was a marked suc- cess, from both a financial and entertaining standpoint. This year all school activities have been well supported by the students, and a fine spirit of pep and co-operation has been prevalent throughout the year. The Student Body officers—Alison Senders, president; Wes- ley Nesbitt, vice-president; Dorothy Tucker, secretary; and Eleanor Jenks, treasurer—have done much to make this year successful for the Student Body Association. 70 r £L} , rsn j Student Council The Student Council for the year 1928-1929 has endeavored to do its work in a manner which will be satisfactory to everyone. The dates for parties and entertainments have been set for the most convenient time possible, and in doing this the council has endeavored to comply with the wishes of the classes. Money has been loaned whenever it was available. Several entertainments for the assemblies have been arranged by the council. The council appointed delegates to attend the annual high school officers’ convention at Eugene. The members of the council for the school year 1928-29 are: Alison Senders, president; Dorothy Chambers, Senior class rep- resentative; Frank Niles, Junior class representative; Eleanor Jenks, treasurer; Mr. Hudson, faculty adviser. Meetings of the Council are usually held every Tuesday after- noon in the office of Mr. Hudson. At this time the general busi- ness of the school is brought up. Committees are sometimes appointed, and bills are often “Okayed.” 71 Order of A” The Order of A is an honorary association. To become a member one must win a letter in one of the major sports: football, basketball, baseball, or track. The purpose of the order is to create an interest in all athletics and to maintain the official A as a respected and exclusive insignia, sig- nificant of high honor for representing the Gold and the Blue. This emblem may be worn only by those who have earned it by service rendered. The Order of A emphasizes the necessity of good scholastic standing among athletes. This forming of athletic sentiment into a working force is sufficient reason for the club’s existence, but it is also a social order which entertains visiting teams. In the near future the order intends to draw up a complete book of records and rules and assume a more tangible form. Officers for 1928-29 President..............................Lloyd Bates Vice-president ........................Earl Nelson Secretary ------- Armin Hauswirth Treasurer ...... Walter Hauswirth Members Lloyd Bates Earl Nelson Armin Hauswirth Robert Buchanan Walter Hauswirth Ralph McClain Earl La Rowe Rex Gildow Ellis Walker Raymond Neugart Earl Vossen Cedric Brandeberry Raymond Rich Howard Blodgett Chester Dennis Graham Buchanan Wilson Butts Lane Sudtell Elwood Trapp Harold Montgomery 72 (T V 7 ,cT J Boys’ Athletic Association The Boys’ Athletic Association added many new members to its list from the Sophomore class. The purpose of this associa- tion is to promoto all major athletics that are carried on in the high school. Everyone must be a member before he can enter into any sport sponsored by this association. The dues for mem- bership are fifty cents. In the past years when a person was injured in any sport, he usually paid his own doctor bill. The athletic association has taken a step to raise a benefit fund to protect each man who has been injured. All membership dues are applied to this fund. Any donations toward this fund will be gratefully accepted. The following members were elected to office: president, Ralph McClain ; vice-president, Bob Stevens; secretary, Raymond Rich; treasurer, Wesley Nesbitt; faculty manager, Mr. Hudson. 73 Girls’ Athletic Association The Girls’ Athletic Association is an organization which represents all girls interested in gymnasium work. The purpose of the association is to create interest in girls’ athletics and to sponsor all interclass games. The association began its work early this year under the leadership of the following officers: Doris Payne, president; Rita Meeker, vice-presi- dent; Edith Bear, secretary and treasurer; Miss Eleanor Marvin, instruc- tor. At the beginning of the year the class elected a representative for the games committee and one for the executive committee. The games com- mittee has charge of scheduling games, and the executive committee settles all business that is not important enough to bring before the whole associa- tion for general discussion. Meetings are held the second Wednesday of each month at Madison Junior High. As soon as prospective members make ten points, they are initiated into the association. The state point system is used as the basis of awards. The girls who make first teams receive ten points, and those making second and third teams receive five points. Many of the girls made fifty point numerals last year, and one girl made the hundred point numeral. Since the state does not give awards for more than one hundred points, the girls decided to give a small English A of high school colors to each of those making one hundred and fifty points. Class numerals are awarded to the champion team of each sport. When the weather permits, the girls take hikes. Girls who wish to join the association may make ten points by hiking. One point is given for every five miles hiked. 74 Dramat Club This year, as never before, the Dramat Club is progressing toward a better understanding and appreciation of good litera- ture. The last period of each day has been given to Mrs. Childs to teach the members of the Dramat Club and Debate League the art and practice of play production. Debates and orations are also gone over in this class, and all who have been participat- ing have shown a marked improvement. The officers chosen for this year are: Dorothy Tucker, presi- dent; Wesley Nesbitt, vice-president; Victor Bryant, secretary; Platt Davis, treasurer; Raymond Zimmerman, business mana- ger; Mr. Pimentel, adviser. We would not know what to do with- out our coach, Mrs. Childs. The Dramat Club’s annual play for this year is “She Stoops To Conquer,” by Goldsmith. 75 The Debate League The Debate League was reorganized again this year. The first meeting was held October 2, for the purpose of electing the officers for the coming year. Those elected were as follows: president, Wesley Nesbitt; vice-president, Ruth Potwin; secre- tary, Claire Stewart; treasurer, Ivan Zimmerman. Mr. Buch- anan was elected adviser for the league, and Mrs. Childs was elected coach. The purpose of the Debate League is to promote debates in the high school. The class debate teams are chosen from the members of the League, and the high school team is chosen from the members of the class teams. A number of the members of the League are charter members from last year, but there are also some new members from the freshmen classes. 76 Commercial Club The Commercial Club of the Albany High School is a thriving organization composed of students who have won an award in typewriting or shorthand. The officers for the year are: Caroline Klapotz, president; Cedric Brandeberry, vice-president; Raymond Zimmerman, sec- retary; John Simon, treasurer. Through the efforts of the Commercial Club more students are interested in the weekly banking than ever before. Much of this interest has been gained by a pennant which was put up by the club as a prize for the best room each week. This pennant has been won almost invariably by the north side of the assembly. 77 The Girls’ League The Girls’ League has steadily grown in popularity since its establishment in 1924. The purpose of the League is to promote a spirit of fellowship among the girls and further the mental, physical, and moral welfare of the students. The meetings have been well attended and much enthusiasm has been shown throughout the year. Early in the fall term a tea was given for the new girls and teachers, and this did much to create a friendly feeling among all. During the football season the girls sold “hot dogs.” A considerable amount of money for the League was realized from these sales. The following officers were elected at the beginning of the school year: president, Margaret Stevens; vice-president, Dor- othy Connor, secretary; Mildred Emmett, treasurer; Caroline Klapotz. Mrs. Childs was chosen as the adviser. At the close of school the A. H. S. girls who are considered foremost in character, scholarship, and school activities will have their names engraved on the Girls’ League silver cup. The girls of the league feel that much has been accomplished this year, and they hope that next year may be even more suc- cessful. 78 79 Coach Ira Tucker The beginning of the season found Albany High School with a new athletic coach. Ira W. Tucker, who was one of Pacific University’s star halfbacks a few seasons ago, is the new mentor. We are sure that Coach Tucker will turn out many winning teams while he is in Albany. 1928 Review In response to Coach Tucker’s call for football turnout, September 17, about 35 huskies turned out at Central field to try for a place on the eleven. Among these were seven veteran lettermen, including McClain, LaRowe, Nelson, Bates, W. Hauswirth, A. Hauswirth, and B. Buchanan. With these as a nucleus Coach Tucker built up a fighting unit that turned out a very successful season. Although the team was outweighed in nearly every game that was played, the boys showed a spirit of fight and sportsmanship that could be found only on a football field. With defeat staring them in the face, they could grin and give their opponents plenty of scrap until the final gun sounded. Next Year’s Prospects At the close of the ’28 season a banquet was given by Superintendent Finnerty, Principal Hudson and Coach Tucker in honor of the football team. At the close of the banquet Lloyd Bates, veteran center, was elected captain of the '29 squad. Speeches were made by Mr. Hudson, Mr. Fin- nerty, Mr. Tucker, Mr. Ben Bartcher, who is chairman of the Albany School Board, and by the members of the team. Although several star players of the team will be lost by graduation, the prospects for an excellent team next year are very bright. We are all sorry to lose our graduating veterans. 82 Football Albany—6 Chemawa—6 Friday, October 12; the first scheduled game was played with the Chemawa Indians on Central field. In this game the Albany team displayed the good old fighting spirit in the fourth quarter by tying up the game with the heavier team with a 6 to 6 score. The Indians made their touchdown with power plays during the third quarter. Albany’s touchdown was made when one of McClain’s long spiral puts was downed by A. Hauswirth on the Indian one-yard line. A poor put by the Indians, followed by a penalty for tackling a player making a fair catch, put the ball on the Indian five-yard mark, and Albany soon put it over for a score. The kick failed. Albany—7 Eugene—7 Eugene and Albany tangled for their annual grid classic on October 19, and during the first half it almost looked like a win for Eugene when they converted an Albany fumble into a touchdown, the A. H. S. fighting ma- chine went into action at the start of the fourth quarter and evened up the score by smashing its way through the Eugene line for huge gains. During the remainder of the game Albany threatened the Purple and White goal continuously to change the 7 to 7 tie. 83 0-0 Nelson (captain), Kich (end), Mausnirth (tackle), McClain (half) Hausu-irth (end), LaRowe (guard), Buchanan (full). Bates (center) Albany—0 Salem—20 Albany met its first defeat at the hands of Salem High, at Salem, Fri- day, October 26. At the half Salem led 6 to 0,. but made two more touch- downs in the last half to win by a 20 to 0 score. Since this game dedicated Salem s new football stadium, the Salem boys were out to play the best game of the season against Albany. Albany—63 Lebanon—6 Lebanon’s light and inexperienced team met decisive defeat at the hands of Albany on Friday, October 26, at Central Field. Lebanon made their lone touchdown on a long pass. Albany scored almost at will, and the game ended 63 to 6. Albany—7 Corvallis—7 The Battle Royal opened when the whistle sounded at Corvallis on No- vember 12. During the entire first half, the Albany team outplayed its ancient rivals in every term of football and scored a touchdown in the second quarter. It was not until the fourth quarter that a back on a much heavier Corvallis team received a punt at midfield and ran for a touch- down to tie the score. In the final minute Corvallis tried a place kick, which went wide of its mark just as the gun sounded. The final score: Albany 7, Corvallis 7. 84 (T' V? cj crz, Blcxlgptt (guard), Dennis (tackle). Butts (eml) Buchanan (half), Vossen (quarter), Trapp (quarter), Gildow (manager) Albany—6 Bandon—14 On November 16 the Bandon High School football team defeated the Blue and Gold team 14 to 6 in one of the hardest fought battles ever staged on Central Field. Both teams played a stellar brand of football, but be- cause of a muddy field there were numerous breaks, which the coast team monopolized to its own advantage. Albany—0 McMinnville—33 The Blue and Gold’s last game of the season was played with McMinn- ville High at McMinnville. Owing to a strenuous season and to the injuries of some Albany stars, McMinnville rolled up a 33 to 0 score on the fighting machine from Albany. Albany—13 Alumni—0 On Friday, October 4, Albany High played its first practice game of the season with the Alumni. Among the Alumni were some men from the team of ’16 which took the state championship that year. Besides these there were stars from the teams of ’16 and ’28. The game was hard fought from start to finish and showed that Albany had a good team with which to start the season. 85 Basketball Dec. 18 Albany High 26 Dec. 21 Albany High 15 Jan. 4 Albany High 28 Jan. 11 Albany High 24 Jan. 15 Albany High 22 Jan. 18 Albany High 19 Jan. 25 Albany High 22 Jan. 26 Albany High 7 Jan. 29 Albany High 11 Jan. 29 Albany High 11 Feb. 8 Albany High 10 Feb. 15 Albany High 31 Feb. 22 Albany High 18 Mar. . 1 Albany High 23 Schedule Alumni 24—here Sweet Home 9—here Sweet Home 11—there Cottage Grove 1—there Lebanon 16—here Cottage Grove 23—here University High 33—here Eugene 38—there Lebanon 38—there Lebanon 17—there Eugene 17—here University High 20—there Corvallis 34—there Corvallis 49—here 87 t «j o-c A. H. S. Basket ’29 About thirty-five boys answered Coach Tucker’s call for varsity basket- ball ; among these were five lettermen. Since most of this year’s team is made up of underclassmen, it is almost assured that, in case no big record is made this year, the team of ’30 will win many victories. The first practice game was played with the Alumni. It was hard fought and brought out a number of mistakes of the High School team. The faults were worked over the next day. The next two games were played with Sweet Home, the locals winning both, 15-9 and 28-11. On the eleventh of January Albany played its first conference game with Cottage Grove at Cottage Grove, Albany winning in a nip-and-tuck contest 24-21. Since most of the team had not played together before, team work was not as evident as it should have been. On the following Tuesday Lebanon came here to tangle with the local squad. Lebanon fought hard, but Albany out-played them and won 22-6. Albany used almost her entire squad in the fray mainly to find the best men when they were in action. h riday, January 18, Cottage Grove came here to play a return game. Cottage Grove evened up the count by beating Albany 19-23. The visitors seemed to have a keen eye for the basket and made shots from all angles on the floor. 88 (iiklow (forward). Bate (Riiiinl), Xt-ugart (K«anl). Monlitomcry (forward) The next four games were rather hard luck ones for Albany, the locals losing all four by close scores. University High of Eugene won at Albany by the close score of 33-22. The next day Albany played Eugene High at Eugene. The locals, handicapped by the hard game played with University High, were unable to keep an accurate eye for the basket, losing by a rather large margin 7-28. The next two games were lost to Lebanon and Eugene, 17-11 and 17-10 respectively. On the fifteenth of February Albany staged a comeback by trouncing University High 31-20. This game was played as a preliminary to the Oregon University and Washington State game, at McArthur court, Eu- gene. The game was witnessed by a large crowd, many of them being enthusiastic Albany fans. The last two games of the season were played with Corvallis High. Both games were well played, but Albany lost both games to its ancient rivals. On February 22, Albany went to Corvallis, losing by a 18-34 count. At half time the score was tied 8-8, but during the last period Corvallis connected for many long shots and thus gained the lead. The following Friday, March 1, Corvallis came to Albany for the re- turn game. This game, too, was featured by Corvallis making many long shots. Albany seemed unable to make baskets or check the opponents. However it was an exciting game to watch. The final score was: Corvallis 49-Albany 23. 89 I Track Coach Tucker decided to have track as the major sport this year and to have a schedule of interclass games in base- ball. Since track has not been taken up every year, it is not expected that much of a showing will be made this year, although there are a number of good men in the making. As a preliminary to the track season Coach Tucker put on a cross country run between the men interested in track work. The run was two and one-half miles (2Vs ) - The winners, their time, and class: Time 14 :37—1st, Wesley Nesbitt - - 14:45—2nd, Armin Hauswirth - 15:10—3rd, Jack Marks - - - 15:15—4th, Oren Freerkson 15:1(5—5th, Merle Nesbitt - - 15:18—6th, Harold Williamson Junior Junior Sophomore Junior Senior Sophomore no c , r J Interclass Basketball The Junior team proved its superiority over the Seniors on the Basketball floor by winning the final and deciding game of the championship series, 40 to 10. Members of the Champion Junior team were Howard Blodgett, Graham Bu- chanan, Harold Montgomery, Wesley Nesbit, Raymond Neugart, Guy Stiff, Victor Bryant, Elwood Trapp, Ward Pratt, Waldo Stratton, and Kenneth Hulbert. Armin Haus- wirth was captain of the winners. Wilson Butts headed the Senior squad. Scores Seniors - 26 Sophs. - - 15 Seniors - - 19 Juniors - - 18 Sophs. - 12 Juniors - - 28 Sophs. - 14 Seniors - - 29 Juniors - 28 Seniors - - 16 Juniors - 32 Sophs. - - 17 Juniors - 40 Seniors - - 10 l Girls’ Basketball The senior girls’ team started the season with a de- termination to win, but the interclass games were very close. It succeeded, however, in winning the basketball championship, but was defeated by the sophomores in the volleyball tournament. The team has been disorganized each year on account of members moving away or dropping out, but this year it turned out to be a strong, quick team with excellent coopera- tion. All interclass games were close, fast games, showing im- pro ements in physical ability as well as in sportsmanship. All the teams feel as if they have had a year of “peppy” sports and are looking forward to still better technique and skill in future games next year. Miss Eleanor Marvin, athletic instructor, has shown much ability in coaching the girls, and all have enjoyed a successful and prosperous year of sports. 92 cjLe db r £j Junior Sophomore Central Freshmen Madison Freshmen Baseball 1929 The Boys’ Athletic Association called a meeting to de- cide whether they would have baseball or track. It was de- cided to have class baseball in order to build up material for a high school team next year. The result so far in class baseball: The Juniors have won two games and lost none, while the Sophomores have won one game and lost none. The battle for championship in the classes will be staged between the Juniors and the Sophomores. 93 1928 Tennis The Albany High school Tennis Team had a very success- ful season and have the honor of being called the valley cham- pions. The team consisted of four players and a coach. The players—Arthur Potwin, Floyd Sliger, Harold Montgomery, and Jack Rhodes—were coached by Mr. Pimentel. Mr. Pimentel worked very hard to get the boys in first class condition and de- serves much credit. Since the boys won all their games in the valley, the High School granted them privilege to go to Southern Oregon. 1929 Tennis — Edward Sox of the First National Bank was obtained this year to coach the High School Tennis team. Three of last year’s players were back this year. They are Floyd Sliger, Harold Montgomery, and Jack Rhodes. Besides these there are a number of very promising candidates for this year’s team. A good record is expected from the team this year, as the players are experienced and know their “Racket.” 94 M Qtl ftWED 95 (T'O-- ' J L vGn , r y Guy Stiff (to father) : “What is a taxidermist?” Father: “He skins animals.” Guy: “Well, what is a taxi driv- er?” Father: “He skins humans.” ----o---- The pastor announced on Sunday —“When you come to the mid-week meeting, bring your favorite hymns!” Doris Dear appeared late Wednes- day evening, her hair ruffled, and her face pink, explaining breath- lessly, “I tried to, but he wouldn’t come.” ----o---- Jeanette Ingle: “The Scotch peo- ple are beginning to walk back- wards.” Dorothy Chambers: “W hv’s that?” Jeanette: “So that they can save their front steps.” ----o---- A Wet Party Four girls at a sad movie with only one handkerchief. ----o---- “I do hate to play cards with a bad loser, don’t you?” “Oh, I don’t know. I’d rather play with a bad loser than any kind of a winner.” ----o---- Worried Husband: “I’m worried about my wife’s memory.” , Friend: “Can’t she remember anything?” Husband: “It’s not that—she re- members everything.” ----o---- Katherine F.: “What’s an inno- cent bystander?” Claire S.: “A person so simple- minded he doesn’t know enough to get out of the way.” ----o---- She was only a janitor’s daughter, but she swept him off his feet. “What makes you think your roommate is lazy?” “Oh, he accidentally shoved a book off the table last night and then dropped three more, so that it would be worthwhile to pick it up.” ----o---- Margaret S.: “What is the largest room in the world ?” Dorothy T.: “What?” Margaret: “Room for improve- ment.” ----o---- Fred R.: Kenneth is a real fight promoter.” Pearl A.: “How’s that?” Fred.: “I always see him running about.” ----o---- Frank C.: “You know, I’m funny like that—always throw myself into everything I undertake.” Hazel T.: “How splendid! Why don’t you dig a well?” ----o---- Miss Braden: “Use vermilion in a sentence, Roland.” Roland S.: “My girl is ugly and her papa is rich, and I’d like to have vermilion. ----o---- Carlton S.: “My foot’s asleep. What shall I do?” Wilson B.: “Nothing; don’t you know enough to let sleeping dogs lie?” ____ ____ Ruth K.: “What do you intend to do when you graduate?” Walter M.: “I was thinking of going into the lumber business.” Ruth: “You would!” ----o---- Jack Cathey: “What’s the differ- ence between a friend and an ac- quaintance?” Bobbie Stevens: “Well, when a friend wants to borrow money, he’s an acquaintance.” 98 TEMPO ND 60 Iryspirdlior b by N. aff., Jack amd Mdry (L P YES Words MUSIC ''TUNE UKE. ByHecKd Me HI tfi'l ' The G ] -’ll her«J 99 r j Tom: “Did you do well with your French while in France last summer?” Jim: “Yes. All the Americans understood me fine!” -----o---- Catherine Schoel: “He’s a pretty good distance man, isn’t he?” Mary Nan Rhodes: “Yeah—the further the better.” -----o---- Raymond Zimmerman: “What? You flunked that course again?” Bob: “What do you expect? They gave me the same exam.” ----o---- Little Boy: “Papa, help me find the least common multiple.” Papa: “Good gosh, haven’t they found that yet?” -----o---- Dorothy Connor: “Did you see that German Count?” Lela Bray: “Did he just learn how?” —Ancient History. -----o---- “Who is your prisoner?” “The Prisoner of Zenda.” “Zenda In.” -----o---- A New York actress was giving a benefit performance at Sing Sing. “Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage,” she trilled. From the back of the room a deep voice ejaculated, “But lady, how they do help!” -----o---- Earl LaRowe: “What’s the lump on the front of your car?” Rex Gildow: “Oh, the radiator just had a boil.” -----o---- Rustic: “I’d like to see one of your new cars.” Salesman : “Six or eight?” Rustic: “Oh, one will do very nicely for the present.” Joe Powell (at circus) : “What’s the man feeding the elephant moth balls for?” Charles Robnett: To keep the moths out of his trunk, silly.” ----o----- Irene Alderson: “I’d like to be a soda jerker.” Daisy Mishler: “Yes? Why?” Irene: “Because they lead such stirring lives.” ----o----- Lady Tourist (doing the cathed- rals of Scotland) : “This is Gothic, isn’t it?” Juvenile Guide (severely) : “No, mum, it’s Presbyterian.” ----o----- New Yorker: “What’s your favo- rite night club?” Southerner: “Ku Klux Klan.” ----o----- A Thing of Beauty Is Always Annoyed Mary M.: “I hear that Helen has gone in for sacred reform.” Catherine C.: “How come?” Mary: “Well, she says she want 3 to do bigger and better things for the common people.” ----o----- We hear of the sad case of a Scotchman who was engaged to a girl who became so fat that he want- ed to break the engagement. But the girl couldn’t get the ring off, so he had to marry her. 100 T9 J tjvcrz, The greatest pleasure in motion pictures is to see a woman with her mouth open, and yet not be able to hear her. ----o---- Introducing the waterproof wrist watch for those who dip doughnuts in their coffee. ----o---- Harold Montgomery: “Do you know why they sing ‘Carry Me Back to Old Virginny’ so much?” Floyd Sliger: “I have my doubts.” Harold: “It’s the only way they can get most people back.” ----o---- Our idea of a good salesman is the man who stole a light house and sold it to a farmer for a silo! ----o---- Ethel Magers: “I want some in- sect powder.” Clei'k: “Do you want to take it with you?” Ethel: “Of course not. I’ll send the bugs to you, and you can give it to them.” ----o---- Freshman; “See here, waiter. This knife isn’t clean.” Waiter: “Why, it must be. The last thing I cut with it was a bar of soap.” ----o---- “Little boy, you ought to be ashamed of yourself, picking up cuds of tobacco out of the street.” “Say, lady, I’m just learning to chew, and I guess they’re good enough to learn on.” ----o---- He: “Margie, I love you! I love you!” She: “In the first place, you don’t love me! In the second place, my name isn’t Margie.” Floyd Sliger: “I call my Ford Lucy, because she’s always going to pieces.” Billy Cusick: “I call mine Vir- ginia. She’s such a little creeper.” -----o---- Our plumber is so aristocratic that he calles his wrench a pipe organ—. -----o---- “We’ve a new pledge at our house.” What’s his name? “I guess it’s Loherngrin. Last night I heard one of the actives say, ‘Bend over, Loherngrin’.” -----o---- Walter Stewart: “I contribute to several leading magazines.” Frances Bray: “Yes, I see you buying them at the news-stands quite often.” -----o---- Raymond Z. (ardently) : “Ye gods and little fishes! How I love you!” Caroline K.: “I wish you’d leave your pets a while and pay more at- tention to me.” -----o---- Sophomore (to frosh) : “Do you like English?” Frosh: “Yep.” Soph: “Why?” Green: “It’s all I can speak.” -----o---- Sinclair Lewis: “Your‘American Tragedy’ is great, Dreiser.” Theodore Dreiser: “Thanks. So’s your old ‘Mantrap’.” 101 Asinine Annie defines “bacteria” as the rear entrance of a cafeteria. -----o---- Howard Connor: “I’m not afraid to die.” Cathering Coates: “I’m not either. What kind of a car are you going to drive ?” -----o---- “Are you going to Europe on the Paris ?” “No. I’m going to Japan on the contrary.” -----o---- Weary Husband: “I’ve been to all the stores in this town, and I can’t match this ribbon.” Wife: “Fine! I just wanted to make sure no one else could buy it.” -----o---- Velma Stone: “What type of per- son lives longest?” Lois Drinkard : “A rich relative.” -----o----- Little George. Ihe garage mascot, was visiting his aunt. He found the cat in a sunny window purring cheerfully. “Oh. auntie, come quick,” said little George; “the cat’s gone to sleep and left his engine running.” -----o----- Old Lady (at ball game) : “Why do they call that a fowl? I don’t see no feathers.” Murphy: “No. mam. It’s a picked nine.” No, my boy, we can’t all be Lind- bergs. Think what a mess the tele- phone directory would be! -----o---- Boyd Thrift: “When was the radio first operated in America?” Frank Birnie: “When Paul Re- vere broadcasted on one plug.” -----o---- Frances P.: “Have you heard the new pullman song?” Daisy: “No, what?” Frances: “Dinah.” -----o---- Charles Maring: “What can you tell about the Persians?” Adolph Harnish: “They are very rugged people.” -----o---- Lawyer: “Was the man you found under the street car a total strang- er?” Witness: “No, sir, his arm and leg were gone; he was only a partial stranger.” -----o---- Algernon: “I say, my good man, will you drive me around town?” Mon bon homme: “Yeh, If I can get a harness to fit you.” -----o---- Motorist: “I killed your cat. I shall replace the animal.” Old Maid: “This is so sudden, but I’m afraid you can’t catch mice.” -----o---- Richard Knotts: “Do you like Micheal Arlen?” Gordon G.: “I never eat them. The little seeds stick in my mouth.” -----------------o---- Kenneth Parker: “Hey lend me a quarter, will you?” Bobbie S.: “Say, if it costs five cents to get around the world, I wouldn’t even get out of sight.” 102 cr'av? 0 3 Mary had a wad of gum, She chewed it long and slow, And everywhere that Mary went, The gum was sure to go. -----o---- Robin Truax (to father) : “Can you write yith wour eyes shut?” Father: “Certainly.” Robin: “Then sign my report card.” -----o---- Bernice Horton: “Give me a chocolate bar.” Clerk: “Five or ten?” Bernice: “I said give me a one chocolate bar.” -----o---- He: “I liked that evening dress Hazel wore last night.” She: “Hump — it doesn’t take much to please you.” -----o---- French ? Une: “Dey tells me Sam is an undertaker— Duez: “Is he a good one?” Trois: “Man, he knows his bur- ies!” -----o---- White Star: “What’s the wicked- est thing in Paris?” Cunard: “An American tourist.” ----o---- Lady: “Have you anything in the shape of a washboard ?” Clerk: “Nothing but spareribs, Madam.” LaDena Underhill: “Heav’n ! I’ve run over one of those college boys and killed him!” Blanche Stratton : “Today’s Sun- day ; you can run over and collect the reward tomorrow.” -----o---- Teacher: “And why did Me- thuselah live to such a ripe old age?” Pupil: “Oh probably just to spite some poor girl who’d married him for his money.” -----o---- Angry teacher: “Billy, what are you late for?” Billy Cusick: “For class, I guess.” -----o---- Harriette Scott: “Did you hear of Wilson?” Doris Davis: “No.” Harriette: “Taft?” Doris: “No.” Harriette: “Cleveland ?” Doris: “Was his last name Ohio?” -----o---- Red Riding Hood : “What big ears you have. Grandmother!” Grandmother: “Yes, this boyish bob shows them up frightfully.” -----o---- Jack Cathey: “Do you think I’m a fool?” Cedric B.: “You should say, I am a fool.” Jack: “I am a fool.” Cedric: “I know it.” “Want any ice today, lady?” “No, thanks, your ice melts!” -----o---- Blanche S.: “Where is the man- ager’s office?” Office Boy: “Follow the passage until you come to the sign reading: ‘No Admittance!’ Go upstairs till you see the sign ‘Keep Out!’ Follow the corridor till you see the ‘silence’, then yell for him.” 103 Jack Berry: “You’re a poet and don’t know it; your feet show it; they’re Longfellows.” Vic’ Bryant: “Say, you’re getting Whittier and Whittier.” ----o----- Teacher: “Give me a senence with the word tobbogan in it, Johnny.” Johnny: “Mamma went t’uh bog- gan sale.” ----o----- Walter Hauswirth (local football hero) : “No, Mother, I didn’t lose my front teeth; I have them here in this handkerchief.” ----o----- Stranger: “I represent a society for the suppression of profanity. I want to take profanity out of your life entirely and— Velma Stone: “Oh, daddy! Here’s a man who wants to buy our car.” ----o----- Bernice C.: “Do you know where blind dates came from?” ' Ora: “They are girls who are dis- appointed in love and have cried their eyes out!” ----o----- The critic wrote: “The play ended, happily.” What a whale of a dif- ference a little innocent comma makes. ----o----- She was only a dressmaker’s daughter; sew she would. Mr. Umphreys: “Earl name three kinds of nuts.” Earl: “Chestnuts, peanuts, and ferget-me-nuts.” ----o---- Ruby Eliot: “Why are Scotch peo- ple so determined ?” NaomiS.: “I’ll bite.” Ruby: “Because they hate to give in Irritated Father: “The idea of your overdrawing your account. I never heard of such a thing!” Daughter: “Oh, it’s all right, daddy. I sent them a check to cover the amount I overdrew!” ----o---- “The wife of a friend of mine doesn’t speak to me any more.” “What did she do?” “Died.” ----o---- Abren Garr: “I got into a show seat free last night.” Elwood Trap: “What’s that?” Abren: “The other fellow paid.” --------------o----- Waldo Munsey: “Will you marry me?” Vaneta Dobbs: “I wouldn’t mar- ry you if you were the Prince of Wales.” Waldo: “Well, suppose the Prince of Wales were I?” ----o---- Kenneth Hulburt (in Economics class) : “I say, Mr. Tucker, I need a little light on this subject.” Mr. Tucker: “Might I suggest a little reflection?” ----o---- “Keep on sending in your jokes,” wrote the editor, “and some time you will be able to hit me.” That afternoon the humorist call- ed and did. 10-1 r v i t Katherine Y.: “Is he dumb?” Martha H: “He’s so dumb he thinks the St. Louis Cardinals are appointed by the Pope.” ----o---- Mildred McK.: “I am going home.” Jack B.: “Why?” Mildred: “Because I live there!” Cannibal mother, looking at fond offspring and then at an empty ket- tle: “Naughty baby! Ate up all the missionary!” ----o----- Many a conceited college boy talks to himself because he likes to. ----o----- Alison Senders: “But how do you know Evangeline was the first wick- ed poem in America?” Earl Nelson: “Why, doesn’t Long- fellow say, ‘This is the forest prime evil ?” ----o----- Miss McKnight: “Where is Ber- lin?” Lloyd Bates: “In New York writ- ing a new song hit.” ----o----- Gladys: “Who is that ugly brute with you?” Grace: “That’s my fiance, and I want you to know that beauty is only skin deep.” Gladys: “Well, take the darned thing home and skin him.” Epigram: “If you’re right, don’t do it; if you’re sure you are wrong, do it at once—and you will qualify as an American college student.” -----o---- “My wife is threatening to leave me.” “That’s tough. Can’t you get her to promise?” -----o---- Bob B.: “What’s the date today?” Graham B.: “I don’t know. Why don’t you look at that newspaper in your pocket?” Bob: “That wouldn’t do any good. It’s yesterday’s paper.” -----o---- Miss Chase: “Bob, name a col- lective noun.” Bob Baker: “Ash can.” -----o---- Wesley N.: “What’s the hardest thing to learn about farming?” Ray Neugart: “Getting up at 5 A. M.” -----o---- Teacher: “What are Roman num- erals?” Student: “Athletic awards at the University of Rome.” -----o---- Mary C.: “What are your prices on atomizers?” Clerk: “Two-fifty and up.” Mary: “I didn’t want to pay more than fifty cents.” Clerk: “Atta miser!” -----o---- Howard Conner: “I guess Gov. Winthrop had a hard time persuad- ing the Puritans to come over to this country.” Mark Sanders: “Yes. I hear that even the bullets for the muskets had to be lead.” -----o---- Mother-in-law: “What is this hari-kari game all the Japs play?” Son-in-law: “Get a knife and I’ll show you.” 105 Helen Palmer: “What’s the fu- ture tense of marry?” Minnie Pearl T.: “Divorce.” -----o---- Willard J.: “Where is Atoms?” Mr. Buchanan: “Atoms? You mean Athens don’t you?” Willard: “No, Atoms—the place where everything is blown to.” -----o---- Ivan Z.: “There’s one fellow who is always up to his chin in music.” Lane S.: “Who is he?” Ivan: “The violinist.” -----o---- James: “Why does Jones wear a beard ?” Robert: “His wife knits his ties.” -----o---- She (in the background) : “She is a perfect Amazon.” He: “How? She’s not a bit like the Amazons of old.” She: “I mean the river. She has a wide mouth and bubbles on for- ever.” -----o---- Grandpa (at the game, on meet- ing his grandson) : “Hello, you ras- cal! So I’m being buried again to- day, am I ?” -----o---- Mr. Hudson: “How would you spell vallisneriaceaus?” Raymond Zimmerman: “V e r y poorly, sir.” -----o---- Of Course Office Boy: “Here’s a lady who insists on seein’ you! She’s awful excited.” Editor: “Then escort her to the composing room, you idiot.” -----o---- Location Attorney: “Were you hurt in the melee ?” Chip: “No, sir, I was hit in the stomach.” Hot Stuff Wonder what Nero played while Rome was on fire? Probably “Keep the Home Fires Burning.” ----o----- Friend: “You never told me you sold a story.” Young Author: “Gee, I wonder if I missed anyone else?” ----o----- Style Changes There was a time when the fair sex went in for the permanent wave, but in this day of women bandits, it seems men prefer the crime wave. ----o----- Page the Limburger “Johnny, you’re a sight. What have you done to your clothes? They’re all full of holes.” “Aw, we was playing grocery store. Mama, and I was the piece of cheese.” ----o----- Emma: “I’m a Windy girl.” Joe: “Yeah, windy we eat?” ----o----- He St-st-stut-t-t-ters Newcomer: “Is this the first lap of the race?” Spectator: “No, this is the sec- sec-sec-thir-thir-fo-fo-fo—oh, gosh, the race is over.” ----o----- And Still Men Marry Neighbor (to woman whose hus- band has fallen off scaffolding) : “I ’ope your good man is getting along all right, Mrs. Bangs?” Mrs. Bangs: “Oh, yes, ’e will be out of the ’orspital in a week or two, but it smashed ’is watch up somethin’ cruel.” ----o----- “As a life long Democrat I de- nounce you for a Republican.” “As a life long Republican I can’t call you anything worse than a Democrat.” 106 Ct CO —C ♦« -? Miss Chase: “Give a sentence with the word ‘indifferent’.” Billy Cusick: “Every night I go home I have to go in different.” ----o----- Bob S.: “Say, do you know what a prune is?” Cedric B.: “Nope, what is it?” Bob: “A raisin with inflamma- tory rheumatism.” ----o----- “Vot are you doing Rebecca?” “I’m sunk, Jopie.” “Sunk, Rebecca?” “Yes, sunk a dress on de sunk machine.” ----o----- Lecturing Frenchman: “Is Mees- ter Henri Ford een dis audience?” (Dead silence.) Lecturer: “I thought I saw his car outside.” ----o----- Philip: “I hate those revolving doors.” Morris: “So do I. You can’t slam them when you’re mad.” ----o----- Recipe for salad as made by the domestic science class of A. H. S.: Turn the icebox upside down; shake thoroughly until will mixed. Serve with forks. ----o----- Optimist: “It’s just great to be alive!” Pessimist: “Just back from Chi- cago, eh?” ----o----- If education is so refining, what makes a college course? ----o----- Lady drivers are really as cap- able of driving as men drivers, but most of them like to be different. Rook: “Will anaesthetic make me sick?” Doctor: “No I think not.” Rook: “How long will it be before I know anything?” Doctor: “Aren’t you expecting too much of an anaesthetic?” ----o----- A mail clerk down in Texas has been held up so many times that he has become cross-eyed from looking down the muzzles of bandits’ six- shooters. ----o----- “Where is the American section in Paris?” “The first ten rows of the Follies Beregeres.” ----o----- “So you figure my boy will be a big executive some day?” “Yes; it always takes him so long to eat his lunch.” ----o----- In the car: “Tired of walking?” Out of the car: “Sure am.” In the car: “Well, run a while then.” ----o----- First Boy Scout: “Has your col- lege education benefitted you?” Second Boy Scout: “No! You can’t live off a frat forever.” ----o----- That’s All There Is Light head but no headlights; careless driver, speeding car; Choir singing “Rock of Ages;” scene of splendor, “Gates Ajar.” ----o----- Bill C.: “What did you get on that quiz?” Jack C.: “Zero, but that’s nothing for me.” 107 + “A Friend of the Family” Somewhere, near you, there is a sign like this. It is a friendly j sign—one that promises Quality, always at a Saving—and back : of that promise stands the honor of a great Company. To the Man of the House it means sturdier shces and clothes at lower-than-usual prices. His wife knows it as a store where she can j find what she wants at a price she can afford. The next time you see that sign drop in and look around. You j will find it an honest, dependable sign—a real “Friend of the • Family.” YOU NEVER SAU-SAGE VALUES! We Specialize in Young Men’s and Young Women’s Footwear at YOU CAN ALWAYS GET BETTER SERVICE WITH OUR REPAIR DEPARTMENT 1 Musgrave’s Shoe Store 110 The Smart Shop “Where Styles Are Inexpensive” UlcDotue is NEWEST FASHIONS SHOES AND HOSIERY 236 W. First Street IN Radio—- “What’s the matter with the mu- Coats, Dresses and st 1C • “It’s just coming out of ether.” Millinery dTlre shown here daily 0 “He has a domesticated Ford.” “Domesticated?” “Yes. No matter who goes near it, it never runs.” Pictures— d?lrt Soods—Picture framing Forhniller Furniture Company Artistic Home Furnishers Masonic Temple FOSHAY MASON, C. 0. Budlong, Grocer Inc. Druggists, Stationers and Booksellers ANSCO CAMERAS ANSCA, AGFA AND EASTMAN FILM Our complete stock justifies your patronage MEATS, PRODUCE. VEGETABLES Albany’s Own Independent Store Established 1912 School Supplies Bakery Goods Confectionery OUR OWN DELIVERY Albany, Oregon Ninth and Lyon Streets ANDERSON MOTOR COMPANY Hudson-Essex and Hupmobile Automobiles Atwater-Kent and Kolster Radios ORIN ANDERSON, Proprietor First and Lyon Streets Telephone 152 ■+ ill Albany, Oregon Albany’s Leading Department Store BETTER MERCHANDISE—BETTER SERVICE Ladies’ Shoes Hosiery Jewelry Toiletries —MAIN FLOOR— Silk and Woolen Dress Goods Notions Wash Fabrics Domestics - Draperies Braids, Trimmings and Men’s Furnishings Accessories Luggage —SECOND FLOOR— Dresses Lingerie Coats Underwear Millinery Corsets Infants’ Wear Art Goods —BASEMENT— Men’s Shoes School Supplies Ladies’ Shoes Hardware Work Clothes Dishes GROCERIES AND MEATS Albany fan Oregon Tramp—“ ’Elp me, lady, please. For three years I worked for the cause of temperance.” Lady—“Were you a temperance orator?” Tramp—No. I was the ’o r r i b 1 e example.” “Say, can I wear these golf sox of yours?” “I haven’t any golf sox.” “I mean this pair with the eighteen holes.” She ran up to the cop breathlessly. “Get that man going down the street,” she said. “He just tried to kiss me.” “That’s all right, lady,” replied John Law, soothing. There’ll be an- other one along in a few minutes.” “But, Bob, why the six “O’s” on your sweater?” “Oh, I was awarded that for mak- ing the O. S. C. Girl’s basketball team.” Scotchman Again The dinner party was over. The men had eaten heartily and expen- sively. In the corner of the table the lone Scotchman strove to make him- self inconspicuous when the check ar- rived. Suddenly to every one’s sur- prise, he spoke up, “Just leave that check for me. I’ll take care of it.” They obeyed. Item in next morning newspaper: “Scotchman Murders Ventrilo- quist.” ----o----- Inside Dope Cop: ‘Aren’t you afraid to leave your raccoon coat there in the rumble seat?” Motorist: “It’s all right, officer, a friend of mine is inside, minding it.” “What do you do for a living?” “I live by my wits.” “I thought you looked half-starved.” R. A. L. C.—-Want to change your suit, heh! Sav, what’s biting you?” “I don’t know, sir.” 112 Antidisestablishmentarianism is one of the longest and most polysyllabic words in English. We wonder which of the “pupils” shown above can give the correct definition of this word. In any event, we are sure that even the bright looking chap on the right—with- out benefit of tortoise shell glasses— knows that of all commodities and serv- ices, electricity is the only one to de- crease in cost during the past decade! We are confident, too, that it does not require an exceptional intellect to realize that all electrical servants are easy to buy and easy to use. Antidisestablishmentarianism, by the way, is the term given to a form of political England two decades ago. To- day it is as out-of-date as leg-o-mutton sleeves, peg-top trousers, solid fuel ranges and “The Prisoner’s Song.” Ask Dad—he knows! Mountain States power Company BUSTER BROIDN SHOE STORE Where the Styles are Always New At the Price You Want to Pay ALBANY :: :: OREGON Next to Western Union HAROLD ALBRO JEWELER OPTOMETRIST Have your eyes examined once a year. ALBANY, OREGON Hall’s Floral Shop EVERYTHING IN FLOWERS AND GIFTS Telephone 166-J Sporting Goods LATEST STYLES FROM THE REST MAKERS Tennis, Baseball, Golf, Fishing THE STORE OF FRIENDLY SERVICE Wc irner Hardware Company •TSO West First Street Albany, Oregon “Helen said that she was sure she could trust me out with any man.” “Why, the nasty cat!” Rouge is what makes a girl look nice when she doesn’t use any. When Shoes are Repaired Better “WE WILL” REPAIR THEM— Ask Our Customers WHITE AND SON Lyon Street Albany, Oregon THE PLACE TO BUY— Dodge Brothers New Sixes—Dodge Brothers Trucks AND WHEN YOU WANT A GOOD USED CAR FOR SCHOOL RALSTON MOTOR COMPANY Seventh and Lyon Streets 114 The habits we form early in life are the ones that tend to become a perma- nent part of our life prog-ram. That’s the reason why consistent thrift when we are young- usually means a competence when we are old. The First National Bank The First Savings Bank ALBANY OREGON 115 QUALITY SERVICE United Puritu Stores 1 Your Purity Store means more to you than you think! It means quality you know as the best— it means Personal Service by your neighbor and friend—a citizen and taxpayer. In addition it means co-operative, mass buying on a tremendous scale—makes it possible for your Purity grocer to meet any competition. Do not hesitate, get acquainted with your neighbor Purity grocer. He will make you feel at home. The habit of buying regularly at a Purity store is a habit of thrift and saving for you. WALTER EASTBURN SON BECKER ROBERTS 211 Main Street - - 64 266 Broadalbin - -43 INGRAM GROCERY DELICATESSEN 202 West Second - - 134-J HASKINS TALBOT ASSOCIATED STORE NO. 27 401 First Street - - 90 Fourth and Lyon - - 48 LOW PRICES SATISFACTION CROSLEY RADIOS “YOU'RE THERE WITH A CROSLEY FOR SALE BY WOODWORTH DRUG CO. “Did you get tired of staying in the hospital?” “Oh, no! The time simply flu. “Went to a beastly affair last night.” “What was it?” “The horse show.” F. C. DANNALS WALL PAPER AND PAINTS 123 East Third The bigger the family the smaller the car. MRS. M. G. STETTER Albany Printing Co. STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES “THE BEARS” 118 West Second Street Crockery, China and Glassware Telephone 207-J Telephone 139-J 206 W. Second St. Printing of the Better Kind Nagel’s Bob and CURRAN’S BAKERY Beauty Shoppe All Kinds of BAKED GOODS HOTEL ALBANY French Pastry Our Specialty 115 West Second Street Telephone 111-J ALBANY :: OREGON BUTTER - NUT BREAD RICH AS BUTTER—SWEET AS A NUT Albany Baking Company 405 West First Street Telephone 118 117 WHEN YOU NEED TIRES AND TUBES THINK OF J. H. ALLISON The Tire Man ALBANY, OREGON PARTS FOR ALL CARS GOOD ELECTRICAL MERCHANDISE MAJESTIC RADIO Mighty Monarch of the Air” Ralston Electric Co. ALBANY, OREGON “The Friendly Store” FLOOD’S 310 West First DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, FURNISHINGS R A W L I N G ’ S STATIONERY AND PRINTING CO. JOB PRINTING Office and School Supplies More Old Copy Another time to be nonchalant is when you’re sitting in the electric chair and the warden throws on the switch only to learn that the power has been shut off for the afternoon. 0 The defeated candidate in a Mexi- can election never asks for a recount. He asks that the election be shot over again. E. W. MAXWELL 337 East First Street CABINET WORK of All Kinds Dutch Kitches. Flower Boxes, Truck Bodies Made to Order He (after the theater) : Helen, do you know the difference between a taxicab and a street car?” Helen: “No, I don’t.” He: “Well, then we’ll take the street car.” 0 Did you ever hear the joke about a Scotch lover who demanded his nickel back from the telephone operator when his girl refused to talk to him? I he May Stores, I nc. Announcing new arrivals every day in our Ready-to-Wear and Millinery department. All Snappy Styles And Priced at the Lowest 118 Education for Reality “To the extent that colleges and universities tit youth for the realities of our own day, the more who attend college the better.” —PRESIDENT W. J. KERR, “Education for Reality,” Dec. 1927. Training for “the world’s business, for the in- dustrial pursuits and professions of life” is offered at Oregon State Agricultural College CORVALLIS. OREGON AGRICULTURE (B.S., M.S. degrees) Animal Husbandry, Farm Management, Hor- ticulture, and 17 other majors. CHEMICAL ENGINEERING M.S. degrees) (B.S., COMMERCE (B.S. degree; M.S. in Agricultural Economics, Rural Sociology) Accounting and Management, Advertising and Selling. Banking and Finance, General Busi- ness. Real Estate, Secretarial Training, Marketing, etc. ENGINEERING (B.S., M.S. degrees) Civil (Structural, Highway, Sanitary, Hy- draulic. Railroad Construction); Electrical (Power, Railways, Lighting, High Voltage, Telephony); Mechanical (Machine Design. Heat, Power, Ventilation, Heating, Gas, Re- frigeration, Aeronautical); Industrial Shop Administration. The School of Basic Arts and Sciences, Industrial Journalism, Library Practice, Physical Educa- tion, and Music—-service departments not leading to degrees—afford a thorough general educa- tion in connection with the major curricula. For Catalogue and Other Information Address THE REGISTRAR OREGON STATE AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE CORVALLIS FORESTRY (B.S., M.S. degrees) Logging Engineering, Lumber Manufacture, Technical Forestry. HOME ECONOMICS (B.S., M.S. de- crees) Clothing, Textiles, and Ridated Arts; Foods and Nutrition; Household Administration; In- stitutions I Ma nagement. MILITARY SCIENCE AND TACTICS (B.S. degree) Field Artillery, Engineering, Infantry. MINES (B.S.,' M.S. degrees) Geolog}', Mining Engineering, Metalurgv. PHARMACY (IMm . b.s.. M.S. de- grees) Pharmacology. Pharmaceutical Analysis, Pharmacognosy VOCATIONAL EDUCATION (B.S., M.S. degrees) Administration, Supervision, and Teaching of Agriculture. Commerce, Home Economics, Industrial Arts. 1 STRENGTH SECURITY SERVICE ALBANY STATE BANK ALBANY, OREGON 1. A member of the great Federal Reserve System. 2. Surplus and Undivided Profits greater than Capital Stock 3. A Roll of Honor Bank. 4. Resources of $1,200,000.00 and more. 5. Four hundred Thousand Dollars in Bonds and Cash (Liquidity). 6. Albany’s Fast Growing Bank. 7. Always at your service. Consider These Strong Points. We Invite Your Account COMMERCIAL AND SAVINGS DEPARTMENTS UNDER GOVERNMENT SUPERVISION 119 fw n - - - - „ „ B. R. Wallace, M. D. I)r. Earl Fortmiller i PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON First National Bank Building First National Bank Building : i : ALBANY OREGON ALBANY OREGON Dr. Floyd Scott Dr. W. R. Bilyeu DENTIST DENTIST First National Bank Building Albany Oregon Telephone 225 First National Bank Building Albany, Oregon : Dean P. Crowell, M. D. State Bank Bldg. Telephone 361 Third Floor First National Bank Building Dr. W. L. Robertson ALBANY OREGON DENTAL X-RAY DENTIST Dr. C. V. Littler Dr. C. C. Cleek DENTISTRY DENTISTRY Albany State Bank Bldg. 131 Lyon Street Albany. Oregon Telephone 543-R Hill, Marks McMahan Victor Olliver 1 ATTORNEYS AT LAW CUSICK BLDG. ALBANY, ORE. ATTORNEY AT LAW First National Bank Building Albany, Oregon 120 —.—+ THE MUSIC SHOP “Everything- Musical” B. F. TOWNSEND Phones 93 and 92 Townsend’s Grocery The House of Quality and Service 304 East Second Street ALBANY OREGON TRIPP MURPHY REALTORS Albany’s Leading REAL ESTATE DEALERS Toilet Requisites Fine Perfumes, Toilet Waters, Cold Cream, Manicure Goods — Anything you need at reasonable prices. A Complete Line of High Grade Drugs LEE’S DRUG STORE 324 W First St. Albany, Oregon Department Stores HAMMOND Lumber Company QUALITY BUILDING MATERIALS Telephone 358 Albany, Ore. SNYDER AND SON WELDERS Wrought Iron Work Made to Your Design or Ours Operating More Than 1000 Modern Food Departments Skaggs Safeway Stores Telephone 72 Distribution Without Waste FREE DELIVERY Second and Lyon 121 1 BURT KLAPOTZ AT FIRST AND WASHINGTON General Auto Repairing Nothing to Sell But Service Conscientious Attention to Detail WE GUARANTEE ---TELEPHONE--- Day 442 Night 344J - 568L 10 Per Cent Discount to Graduates CLIFFORD STUDIOS Remember It With ( Photographs Where Prices Are Right 122 COLLEGE OF OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA Osteopathy, the new system of medicine, offers lofty vocational ideals with an unsurpassed opportunity for service. Osteopathy is not a limited therapy; on the contrary, it is a rational, compre- hensive school of medicine. Catalog Mailed on Request or See one of your local Osteopathic Physicians By Courtesy of Dr. A. P. Howells Dr. G. L. Jordan Savings Bank Bldg. State Bank Bldg. Albany Creamery Association THE HOME OF Linn Butter BUYERS OF EGGS ALBANY, OREGON 1 4 123 Ttl. Sternberg . Co. We Specialize in Up-to-the-Minute Clothes for High School Boys and Girls at REASONABLE PRICES. Albany Planing Mill Ted lock Forster E. W. SEARS, Prop. SERVICE STATION SASH, DOORS. MOULDING, Distributors GLASS KELLY - SPRINGFIELD TIRES GENERAL MILL WORK SHELL GAS AND MOTOR OILS GLASS FOR AUTOMOBILES First and Jackson Streets Telephone 140-R Albany, Oregon Telephone 375 Albany, Oregon WHEN YOU ARE IN NEED OF TRADE WITH THE AUTO PARTS Albany Bargain House Call 314-R We’ll Treat You Right in Albany Auto Parts BUYING AND SELLING 111 West First Street Second and Baker Sts. Phone 411-J M. Senders Co. E. R. Cummings Incorporated TRANSFER AND FUEL Dealers In POULTRY SUPPLIES, LIME, We move anything, anywhere. HAY, GRAIN, SEED, SALT, and any time Look for the Blue Trucks AND ROOFING Albany, Oregon Phones: Res. 350, Office 105-J ccSay it ‘with blowers” Flowers—always appropriate and always appreciated— especially by the graduate. All seasonable flowers arranged in baskets or bouquets. ALBANY FLORAL COMPANY 337 West First Street Flowerphone 458-J —i 124 T------------------------------------- : ! QThe Uniuersal Utility | UJOOD Since the beginning- of history wood has been man’s chief comfort, chief protec- tion. It has figured in nearly all his activities. J. ID. Copeland Ijards LUMBER FOR ALL PURPOSES PAINT, HARDWARE, ROOFING ESTIMATES FURNISHED +• Who Read The Are Well Informed on the Principal Events of the Day — Every Day J Qraduates Who go to college can get Home News every day if they subscribe for this newspaper. Don’t fail to have The Democrat-Herald sent to your college ad- dress in September. Special College-Year Rates to Students 125 Three Standards of Excellency DAWSON’S DRUG STORE EASTMAN KODAKS WATERMAN FOUNTAIN PENS DAWSON'S REXALL DRUG STORE Albany, Oregon The White Groeery CONFECTIONERY GROCERIES SCHOOL SUPPLIES FRESH MEATS WH RLWIND INSURANCE SERVICE ’j i J. L. STUART INSURANCE AGENCY i Albany, Oregon J. L. STUART B. C. GERIG HOT POINT RANGES AND APPLIANCES G. E. WIRING SYSTEM Hi-class Fixtures at Reasonable Prices R. C. A. RADIOLA WILLARD ELECTRIC STORE EXCLUSIVELY ELECTRIC Telephone 20 140 West First Street IMPERIAL CAFE OPEN ALL NIGHT 209 W. First PAT MURPHY, Prop. Cleaning and Pressing at the WHITE FRONT CLEANERS C. A. BRUCKMAN Telephone 198-J 210 Main Complete Stock of Genuine Chevrolet Parts All Work Guaranteed Phone 720 For Economical Transportation SALES AND SERVICE SANTIAM CHEVROLET CO. ALBANY OREGON 126 Are You ON AN EQUAL FOOTING WITH THOSE AGAINST WHOM YOU MUST COMPETE FOR ADVANCEMENT? RHODES ELECTRIC HAT MACHINE WE ARE EQUIPPED TO HANDLE YOUR HATS 120 W. Second Street Telephone 269 127 D. E. Nebergall Meat Company THREE MARKETS First Street Market Hamilton’s Market Telephone 102 Telephone 87 Lyon Street Market Telephone 67 -----------------------------------------------— j COMPLIMENTS OF Calavan’s Drug: Store 213 Main St. Albany, Ore. YOU GET THE GIRL WE HAVE THE DIAMOND F. M. French Son JEWELERS I E. L. Stiff Furniture Company 304 West Second Street Albany, Oregon COMPLETE HOME FURNISHERS UNIVERSAL AND COLONIAL RANGES AND HEATERS Telephone 95 1 I i i WHITE LUNCH Formerly THE CHILI WAGON Wanted: A Dozen Good Scratchers: Twelve men will be needed to dig this red itch, and it is hoped that the job will be finished in the early part of May. +--- The Best Place to get the Best Eats! AUSTIN SIVERS, Props. Second and Lyon Streets On An Auto Ride Movie Star (to her double who has accompanied them) : “This man has insulted me. Get out at once and walk home.” LOYALTY TO OUR CITY COSTS US NOTHING AND YIELDS A GOOD RETURN Let us all pull for Albany. We like Albany and there- fore work and deal with the end in view of remaining here. J. P. AYLWARD MAGNETO ELECTRIC CO. BATTERY and ELECTRICAL REPAIRS 426 WEST FIRST STREET ALBANY, OREGON 128 The best place to buy your groceries is at the Chain Red White Stores WM. COOK HOLLA WAY CO. Third Main St. 322 West First St. Phone 450 Phone 99 POLLOCK BROS. 904 Elm Street Phone 474 The Ba Studio Do Your Pictures Look the Way You Would Like Them to? It Costs No More To Have Your Pictures Made with Quality and Likeness the Foremost Thought. Telephone 273 State Bank Building 129 122 S. Ellsworth St. Albany, Ore. T M.m CLEANING WORKS CUANEPS-DY£R5 KAJTERO-PIEATER5 SeM ' Lester Horton, Owner Telephone 499-R Our Proposition IDe Ask: IDe Promise: Your Business Quality Service Fair Prices Ko 1 Chapman Co. Printers, lithographers and £Book Binders Blank Book Manufacturers, Stationers, Loose Leaf and Record Systems, Bank and Office Supplies EU.QENE, OREQON 130 +• ONE OF AMERICA’S EXCEPTIONAL BUSINESS COLLEGES Fully Accredited by National Aasocialion Accredited Commercial Schools Your Final Examination! 1 What field of endeavor offers you the best opportunity for a good position with advancement ? BUSINESS ! J Why does the better type of young people choose the “Northwestern” ? No similar school offers more modern courses. None gives more modern training. None gives more personal attention. None is more fully accredited. None attracts a better type of student. None is better planned or equipped None better places its graduates. None better merits your consideration. None exceeds it in popularity. Advice Training Placement Await you at this Modern, Progressive School Enrollment Limited CHAS. F. WALKER President Applications considered in order received—no solicitors An inspirational booklet of information “ MOVE YOUR FUTURE FORWARD ” mailed ambitious young people or anxious parents, free upon request NORTHWESTERN “( K'School of Commerce }) Day School—the year through Nitcht School. Monday, Thursday, 6 :30 to 9 :10 341 Salmon Street at Broadway Portland, Oregon 131 v «g4«S HICKSCHATTEN ENGRAVING CO. 45 FOURTH ST. PORTLAND. ORE. 132 Index To Whirlwind Advertisements Page Albany Auto Parts Co........... 124 Albany Baking Co............... 117 Albany Bargain House........... 124 Albany Creamery Assn........... 123 Albany, Democrat-Herald........ 125 Albany Floral Company.......... 124 Albany Planing Mill............ 124 Albany Printing Company........ 117 Albany State Bank.............. 119 Allison, J. H.................. 118 Albro, Harold.................. 114 Anderson Motor Co.............. Ill Ball Studio.................... 129 Bilyeu, I)r. W. R.............. 120 Blain’s ....................... 127 Breir, C. J.................... 121 Budlong, C. O.................. Ill Buster Brown Shoe Store........ 114 Burt Klapotz................. 122 Calvan’s Drug Store............ 128 Cleek, Dr. C. C................ 120 Clifford Studio................ 122 Copeland Lumber Co............. 125 Crowell, Dean P., M. D......... 120 Cummings Transfer.............. 124 Curran’s Bakery................ 117 Chain Red White Stores....... 129 College of Osteopathic Physicians and Surgeons............... 123 Dannal’s F. C.................. 117 Dawson’s Rexall Store.......... 12G First National Bank............ 115 First Savings Bank............. 115 Flood’s ....................... 118 Fortmiller, Dr. Earl........... 120 Fortmiller Furniture Co........ Ill Foshay Mason................. Ill French, F. M. Son............ 128 Hall’s Floral Shop............. 114 Hamilton’s .................... 112 Hicks-Chattan Engraving Co..... 132 Hill, Marks McMahan.......... 120 Howells, Dr. A. P.............. 123 Hub Cleaning Works............. 130 Hammond Lumber Company......... 121 Imperial Cafe.................. 126 Jordan, Dr. G. L............... 123 Page Koke-Chapman Co................. 130 Lee’s Drug Store................ 121 Littler, Dr. C. V............... 120 Magneto Electric Co............. 128 Maxwell, E. W................... 118 May Stores, Inc................. 118 McDowell’s ..................... Ill Mountain States Power Co........ 113 Musgrave’s Shoe Store........... 110 Northwestern School of Com- merce ....................... 131 Nebergall Meat Packing Co....... 128 Nagel’s ........................ 117 Olliver, Victor................. 120 Oregon State College............ 119 Penney, J. C.................... 110 Ralston Electric Co............. 118 Ralston Motor Co................ 114 Rawling’s Stationery Print- ing Company.................. 118 Robertson, Dr. W. L............. 120 Scott, Dr. Floyd................ 120 Senders, M. Co................ 124 Skaggs Safeway Stores........... 121 Snyder Son.................... 121 Stiff Furniture Co.............. 128 Stetter, Mrs. M. G.............. 117 Sternberg, M. Co.............. 124 Stuart, J. L.................... 126 Santiam Chevrolet Co............ 126 Smart Shop...................... Ill Tedlock Forster............... 124 Townsend’s Grocery.............. 121 The Music Shop.................. 121 Tripp Murphy.................. 121 United Purity Stores............ 116 Wallace, Dr. B. R............... 120 Wardrobe Cleaners............... 127 Warner Hardware Co.............. 114 White Grocery .................. 126 Woodworth Drug Co............... 117 White Front Cleaners............ 126 White Son..................... 114 White Lunch..................... 128 Willard Electric Store.......... 126 133 Autographs 0 0 i 134 V Autographs 135 Autographs 0 0 136