Albany Medical College - Skull Yearbook (Albany, NY)

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With Apologies to Ogden Nash The rabbit's dreamy eyes go dreamier As he quietly gives you tularemia The parrot clashes his hooked proboscis And laughs While dispensing psittacosis. In every swamp or wooded area Mosquito witches brew malaria We risk at every jolly picnic Spotted fever from a tick nick, People perish of bubonic To rats, its better than a tonic The hog converted into pork Puts trichinosis on your fork The dog today that guards your babies Tomorrow turns and gives them rabies Leishmania goes whizzing by Carried by the old sand fly While Onchocerca volvulus Employs Simulium as his bus The arnoeba shifts his vacuole With confidence in his control And if you wonder about Calabar swelling Loa Loa there is dwelling For good old dengue or yellow fever Aedes Aegypti is the receiver In relation to the house mouse mite Rickettsial pox is his delight I wouldn't be surprised if measles Was carried by Australian weasles QNO offense Tomy But, gentle readerg do not despair Or gnash your teeth and tear your hair Remember good old LCV Transmits itself more pleasantly. I ,, .1,1E f1.ii TT i 6' '15 A G 'A . X ' II Vein Uffempf Who's teaching this course, Conklin Assume the child has a olybdenum deficiency m 5 ?

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