Albany High School - Prisms Yearbook (Albany, NY)

 - Class of 1922

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Albany High School - Prisms Yearbook (Albany, NY) online collection, 1922 Edition, Page 30 of 52
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Page 30 text:

28 THE GARNET AND GRAY JOKES Willie, can you tell us anything about the iron age? Er-er I'm a bit rusty on the subject, teacher. K6 if Say, Brown, do you know Snobson? Yes. Nice chap, ain't he? No, I don't like him. He is one of your darned religious fellows. Religious! Why I never saw anything particularly indicative of superior piety about him. , I Well, I don't know. I loaned him ten dollars last Christmas, and it's been Lent with him ever since. it Grace- Dr. Squills is practising now, isn't he? Ethel Cblushingj- Yesf' Grace-- What are his hours?', Ethel- From eight to ten usually, but when pa's out he stays later. I don't see anything funny in that, said the lady looking into the coffin. Yes, that great baseball player was married last week. Any change in him? No. He is running and sliding for home more than ever. George- There goes the fellow that whistles at danger. Peg- Ah, he must be a very brave fellow. Who is he? George- A locomotive engineer. Jake-- See that girl there on the beach? She gets ten thousand dollars a year posing for artists. Rake- That's some figure. There are a lot of jokes but few of us are original. Al Lincoln-Even a policeman can't stop the flight of time. H. Golding-Why only this morning I saw a policeman go into a store and stop a few minutes. First Frosh-What is it that by losing an eye has nothing left but a nose. Second Frosh-You've got me. First Frosh--Noise. Miss Franklin--james, write a short theme on baseball. james' theme-Rain, no game.

Page 29 text:

THE GARNET AND GRAY 27 was aglow with myriad candles, but their illumination spread not to the gloom of the distant corner where the child lay, lulled to sleep by the music. The services ended, the happy masses started homeward in anticipation of the joys of Christmas Day. The presence of the child remained yet unknown. Christmas morning the chimes of the cathedral pealed forth their glad tidings, and the crowds of fortune-favored folk came to acknowledge the new-born king. They found the child, beautiful, though bedraggled, and with the face of an angel. Still and cold he lay in startling paleness against the ruddy velvet of the cushions. Yet, in spite of his appearance of poverty and neglect, he wore on his upturned face a look of unutterable rapture and content. The sight of him brought to mind vividly the little Child of Bethlehem, and many, that day, after leaving the house of worship sought out the needy of the city, and strove to follow the message the child had imparted to them. And many a heart was made glad this day because of him. EDNA NELLEGAR, 323 GIRLS I HAVE KNOWN Winifred's a lithesome girl, Harriet is stout, Alma owns the cutest curl, Theresa knocks them out. Annette's figure's full of grace Rita wields the lip-stick, Ellen leads a furious pace, Yolanda swings a niblick. Olive advocates bare knees- U contribute what you please. CONSTANCE BURKART AN ELECTRIC WRINGER Wednesday night of last week Doc called up Jack and asked him over for a game of penny ante. Jack said he couldn't come because he was washing. Washing what? asked Doc. My B. V. D.'s, said Jack. just then central cut in and said: I'm wringing them. The Girl frather bored and sleepy at 11:30 P. MJ- I don't know a thing about baseball. Tardy Guest- Let me explain it to you. - The Girl- Very well, give me an illustration of a home run.



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THE GARNET AND GRAY 29 To be a subscriber to Garnet and Gray, One twenty-live is all that you pay. If once you get it You'll never regret it So come on along and sign up to-day A. L. Senior in History- The French built a string of forts-one of these forts was built where Lake Erie now stands. Teacher- Charles, what is a ground-hog? Charles- Please, ma'am, it's a sausage. Tom- Say, John, how is it that a red cow that eats green grass, gives white milk and yellow butter? John- Why, I don't know. Tom- Well, if I knew I wouldn't ask you. M. M. First Boy- You know, Dutch Empie is the star kicker of Albany High School. Second Boy- Well, I ought to, for I got in his way once. Prof. Walters Cin chemistry classj- Now you will see that this gas is invisible. The class failed to see it. Freshman-How do they make cannon? Sophomore-Why, they take a round hole and pour iron around it. Mr. Yavits-Why don't you come down on the floor? Pupil Cin balconyj-I've sprained my ankle. Mr. Yavits-That's a lame excuse. Miss Todd-N ow, Sherer, what is a hypocrite? Sherer-A boy who comes to school with a smile on his face.-W. C. P. Miss Marvin-Who is Jove? Bright CEU Freshman-Jove is the wife of Jupiter. First Student- What's the best thing about gym? Second Student- The day you don't take it. Teacher in history class- Lincoln wrote his great address while riding from Washington to Gettysburg on an envelope. Policeman to drunken gent- Sir, you must accompany me. Drunken gent- Sh-want me to sh-ing?

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