Albany College of Pharmacy - Alembic Yearbook (Albany, NY)

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g opf)omore Humor Who did it? — Dropped a drawer of organic lab equipment at check-in. — Tied one of the girls to the pillar in organic lab. — Hit the ceiling with their experiment. — Put potassium permanganate in his neighbor’s condensor. — Calculated the temperature in physics lab to be — 173 degrees. — Got the correct data in physics lab. — Was sorry to get rid of his cat. — Slipped the cheesecake slide into the histology slide projector. — Trained his microscope mirror on the clock so that he could watch the clock while supposedly viewing a slide. Closed a classroom door for a prof, and wound up on the outside. The woman had just brought in a prescription to the pharmacist and wanted to know if the stuff prescribed was any good. The pharmacist whistled and mumbled, “You mean to tell me they’re using this on humans now?” “Do you think that you will make a good soldier?” asked the army doctor. “Just give me a gun and I’ll show' them,” answered the pharmacy student. “If they shoot me in the hands, I’ll pull the trigger with my arms; if they get me in the arms, I’ll pull the trigger with my legs: if they shoot me in the legs, I’ll pull the trigger with my teeth.” “Great,” said the doctor. “Tell me, doc,” asked the student, “don’t you think I’m a little bit crazy?” 1st Roommate: “Man, how did you get so bruised?” 2nd Roommate: “I was jitterbugging w'ith my girl when her deaf father came in and threw me out of the window.” Man to pharmacist: “That mudpack that you gave my wife did wonders for her, but unfortunately after a few' days it wore off.” The guy who can swallow' two aspirin tablets at a public drinking fountain deserves to get rid of a headache. FAMOUS LAST WORDS “Why not just name it PyronolostevyVatinydoncvof and let it go at that?” “P cvcgyt. V,Vis. NCycC V -asY feat? “Don’t worry, we’ll ride the curve.” Freshman: “Say, how is that professor?” Sophomore: He’s the most even tempered person around this College—always mad. STUDENT’S PRAYER Onward, move onward, O time in thy flight. Make the bell ring before I must recite.

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Front Row: Second Row: Third Row: F. Oliva, A. Dobish, B. Skuja, K. Ramanis, E. Gerum, C. DuPlessis, K. Cam- pion, S. Grube, E. Hallenbcck, H. Israel, J. Danna, A. Glover. R. Casler, A. Clark, D. Ghcsanow, A. Nicolella, G. Hamblen, J. Gfeller, R. Broswski, A. Andreone, W. Amsdcn, M. Francis, J. Cherry. C. English, L. Gifford, W. Finn, J. Goldwin, H. Goggins, W. Ficke, J. Clark, D. Hall, C. Childs, P. Hatala, R. Feldt, I. Kepner, C. Chin. CLASS OFFICERS C HARLE S LeIG 11 TON President Michael Loudis Vice-President Nancy Welch Secretary James Palladino . Historian 19

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3untor Hate QUANTITATIVE ANALYSIS Precise weighing with the analytical balance PHARMACOGNOSY LAB Plants and crude drugs DISPENSING PHARMACY I The first of our many prescriptions MANUFACTURING PHARMACY II Dissolve with the aid of heat